"Friends of the giant deer, I know that you are all living in dire straits right now. I am deeply saddened and regretful! Although your lives are not in danger, you are living a life worse than death! If word gets out that such a noble giant thorny deer rolled in a pile of feces and urine, where will you put your faces? You will be embarrassed to greet your friends in the future … "
In the stinky array, someone's shameless persuasion kept ringing.
"Old Li, dig a pond outside and get some water!" Someone's voice commanded.
"Yes, Chief." Old Li couldn't help but admire such a unique chief.
Compared to the shamelessness of the chief, a striptease was child's play!
After a while, a small swimming pool appeared not far from the array. The native female warriors were very efficient, and it was not difficult for the Venerable One.
"Send a few people in to play in the water!"
But obviously, the girls were embarrassed after the striptease, and no female warrior was willing to go in the water.
But someone didn't care. If you don't go in, I will!
That guy shamelessly flew down, took off his green clothes, and dived into the water to take a bath and play. It was so fun!
"Look at the chief … hehe …"
Someone went into the water wearing only a pair of briefs. The faces of the tens of thousands of native female warriors turned red. But they were very envious of the small bag that someone had in his pants!
Of course, someone definitely didn't mind his indecent appearance.
He played with the water and said, "Oh, the weather is so sunny. It's so cool to take a bath and swim. How clean the water is! I wouldn't trade it even for an immortal!"
The poor giant thorny deer in the array wanted to cry. One side was heaven, and the other was hell. They didn't expect the medicinal properties of the grass fruit to be contagious. Hundreds of giant thorny deer, regardless of gender, defecated!
Some things didn't feel when they were on their bodies, but when they came out, they didn't even want to touch them!
Perhaps it would be difficult to make these brave giant thorny deer surrender with knives, guns, and force, but the torture was worse than death.
The artists were conquered by their own products. Finally, a giant thorny deer covered in feces and urine could no longer bear it.
This giant deer was rather greedy and had eaten a lot of fruits. After shitting more than twenty times, its eyes were already blurry and it swayed as it walked. It accidentally tripped and fell, and its body was covered in feces.
I'm done for. If this goes on, I'll lose my moral standing as a deer. It'll be difficult for me to find a female deer to sleep with in the future! What hope was there in living? It was better to just surrender.
It suddenly stood up and let out a muffled roar. Its pair of small eyes shone with a gentle light that begged for mercy.
"Alright, come out!" Ye Kong immediately flipped over and jumped out of the pool. He pointed at the formation and planted the Imperial Beast Seal on it before releasing it.
Roar! Roar!
The other thorny deer all expressed their indignation at their companion's traitorous behavior. Too shameless, you traitor! Deer Traitor!
But when this Thorny Giant Deer happily washed its body in the pool and laid down on the edge of the pool, with several beautiful female warriors wiping its body …
The balance in the hearts of the brothers and sisters instantly tilted!
However, although these deer were tempted, most of them were still very unyielding!
Unstoppable! Riches and honor should not be corrupted! Even shit can't make us surrender!
However, Ye was very insidious. He raised his hand and pointed at the formation, "Shrink!"
This was even worse. The space was shrinking, and those who couldn't step on shit were now stepping on shit. The giant deer really wanted to cry!
Damn, you're too much! You can't humiliate people like this!
At this moment, a certain person's voice sounded again, "Everyone, listen carefully. I only want 300 spots now! If it exceeds the number, I'll trap them here forever to accompany these filthy things! If you want to sign up, please come early! I won't wait for those who are late! "
After Ye Kong finished speaking, he waved his hand and walked in the opposite direction of the formation with his hands behind his back.
Seeing Ye Kong walking further and further away, thinking about only 300 spots, and looking at a certain "Deer Traitor" happily humming outside …
At this point, the artists couldn't care less about their face or being reserved.
Humph humph ~
Low begging for mercy suddenly rose one after another. All the brothers and sisters wanted to surrender.
However, a certain person said that he would only accept 300 spots. If they were late, they would be finished. Staying in this damn place for another second would kill them!
Humph humph humph!
The artists who were so arrogant just now were all shameless now. Every giant deer showed a flattering smile on their faces and hummed extremely gently.
It was as if they were saying, "Big Brother, quickly accept me! I can carry people and plow the land. As long as you give me something to eat, I don't even need a salary! "
Seeing this scene, all the Indian female warriors looked at their leader in admiration, "Awesome! This is awesome! In the past, those Xi Ren people always begged these deer, but now, it's completely reversed! "
Li Moru, who was watching from afar, was even more emotional, "I don't even dare to think about it. I don't even dare to think about it. Our leader's wisdom is worlds apart from mine. It's hard to catch up!"
Luo Shan couldn't help but smile bitterly. This kid really could do anything.
Regardless of whether Ye Kong's move was shameless or not, the effect was still very obvious. After a while, all the giant thorn deer surrendered!
Although Ye Kong said that he would only accept 300, the giant thorn deer that were fighting to be the first soon discovered that this kid didn't reject any of them. There was no limit at all. Not to mention that there were only 350 giant deer in front of him, he would probably accept 500 of them!
"F * ck, we've been tricked again!" Almost all the giant thorn deer had this thought in their hearts, but it was too late to regret it.
They had all been planted with Beast Seals. Unless both sides agreed, or one party died, this contract would not be canceled!
Ye Kong only planted the first Beast Seal himself, and the rest of the thorny deer were all planted by the native women warriors. This way, it would be easier for them to control these thorny deer.
The Indian female warriors had always been walking in the desert forest. Now that they finally had a means of transportation, and everyone could go up and rest, they were very excited.
The happiest thing was that the giant thorn deer had a great advantage in the Thorns Canyon. They walked as fast as they could and didn't care about the thorns growing everywhere.
"Leader, we'll live in the Thorns Canyon from now on. Here, we can go wherever we want!" Chen Jiemin's team was also given a giant thorn deer. As the captain, she was as excited as a poor girl on Earth who suddenly got a BMW. Her little face was flushed red.
Ye Kong laughed and said, "Don't worry, we can go wherever we want in the future!"
But at this time, Ye Kong suddenly raised his eyebrows, "Not good, Huo Hui sent a message. We're in trouble!"
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