The golden clouds rolled, and the sun emitted thousands of rays of light, illuminating the entire sky. Another new day had arrived.
The eighteenth of every month was the day when Grandmaster Cao Muqing came to collect the spiritual herbs.
On this day, Ye Kong would do nothing but sit in the small stone pavilion in the herb garden, waiting for Cao Muqing to come and collect the spiritual herbs.
Every time she collected the spiritual herbs, Cao Muqing would go to the spiritual field to collect them. She knew how much she wanted.
And every time she bent down and stuck out her buttocks, Ye Kong would unceremoniously look at her … Although this woman was a lesbian, it could not be denied that she was very beautiful, and her buttocks were very big. In the past, Ye Kong had seen a lot of women with big buttocks, but they were not necessarily beautiful. Those who drooped, deformed, and pear-shaped buttocks were uglier the bigger they were.
Although Cao Muqing's buttocks were big, they were still very perky, proudly sticking out. The lower half of the S-shaped buttocks was very graceful. Every time Ye Kong looked at it, he would feel bloated.
Imperceptibly, he had a faint expectation for Cao Muqing to collect the spiritual herbs every month.
Ye Kong sat in the herb pavilion, looked at the spring immortal talisman in his hand, and then looked at the last blank talisman paper. He only made one spring immortal talisman, and there was one more talisman paper left for the next page of the Encyclopedia of Talismans.
He held the blank high-grade talisman paper in his hand and muttered in his heart, 'Where did this Ye Xin steal this talisman paper? Talisman paper workshop? Does the talisman paper workshop mass-produce this kind of talisman paper? '
"Sigh, why don't you let me go to the talisman paper workshop to work as an odd-job worker?" Ye Kong actually envied the busy disciples in the talisman paper workshop.
In fact, he didn't know how lucky he was. How could the talisman paper workshop be as leisurely as you are now? How could you wantonly refine pills without being discovered? Of course, the only bad thing about the herb garden was that woman, Cao Muqing … Women were more dangerous than spirit beasts, and a perverted woman was even more dangerous!
Ye Kong quietly meditated, waiting for that perverted and drool-inducing Grandmaster.
But unexpectedly, Ye Kong didn't see Cao Muqing until the evening.
"Did she forget?" Ye Kong scratched her head and felt that it was impossible. Cultivators all had amazing memories and rarely forgot things. How could she forget such a regular thing?
"So it's my period?" Ye Kong shook his head again. Cultivators had far more control over their bodies than ordinary people. It was very convenient for cultivators to change their bodies, let alone controlling their menstruation.
Previously, Ye Kong thought that female cultivators did not have menstruation. Later, he quietly asked Lian Ruolan about it. That girl shyly told him, "In fact, a female cultivator's thing can be controlled. If you don't want to come, you don't have to. If you want to come, you can come." Usually, if a female cultivator wanted to get pregnant, she would have to ask her aunt to do it.
Therefore, there was no market for condoms in the Immortal Cultivation World. This is called automatic contraception. It's much more advanced than your plastic condoms. Of course, Ye Kong thought that since she could control her pregnancy, then it would save a lot of trouble. He also did not know when he would be able to meet a loose Senior Apprentice Sister.
Ye Kong was muddle-headed and let his imagination run wild. Even after midnight, Cao Muqing still did not appear. He knew that the woman would not come.
He even guessed that because he and Little Chili Pepper hugged each other in public, it aroused Cao Muqing's jealousy. Therefore, she must have some crafty plot.
In order to prevent that perverted woman's plot, Ye Kong decided to take the initiative to visit Cao Muqing and remind her that he had done his utmost benevolence. Let's see what kind of excuse she would find to blame him.
However, it was already midnight. Although cultivators did not sleep, but no one would go to someone else's house in the middle of the night. Ye Kong thought about it and meditated for a few hours. When the next day came, he left the small medicinal garden.
As soon as Ye Kong left the small medicinal garden, he immediately felt that everyone treated him differently. Those fellow disciples whom he had met once, no matter if they were from the Inner Hall or the Outer Hall, regardless of their cultivation level, all took the initiative to greet Ye.
As for those who did not know him, he could hear them whispering. "Is that Li Heizi? He's indeed handsome when he's tanned, and he's good at tanning! "
"Of course. Although he's only at the seventh level of Qi Refinement, his majestic gait still shows the demeanor of the number one in the Outer Hall."
Hooligan Ye was extremely depressed. Number one in the Outer Hall, who gave me this title? Don't you know that what I need now is to keep a low profile! Low profile! I don't want others to notice me!
Keeping a low profile was just a dream. Ye Kong really wanted to keep a low profile because it would save him a lot of trouble … but his character did not allow him to be like this. Every time he encountered something, he would not care about it.
Like this time, he became completely famous in the Cloudseal Sect. In the half a month that he had been in seclusion, his deeds were everywhere in the sect. The movement technique that allowed him to pass through the forest of wind blades and the huge hammer without spirit energy were talked about enthusiastically by everyone.
The most widespread was the most vulgar phrase. "Don't think that you're a man just because you have a dick!"
It had become a popular phrase in the entire Cloudseal Sect and was spreading to the entire Wu country.
As long as there was a conflict between cultivators, before scolding or fighting, the person who shouted this phrase would immediately feel that the truth and justice were in their hands. The heroic spirit of a man would fill their entire body. It was even more effective than a layer of spirit energy shield.
The person who spoke a step slower did not stand on ceremony and shouted, "No matter how powerful the enemy is, I will never compromise and never retreat!" Immediately, a blazing flame burned, and a small universe exploded.
The consequence of this was that all the male cultivators in the Cloudseal Sect became even more manly. Their androgens exploded. Those that could be settled with a few words in the past would definitely fight now. Those that could be settled with a small competition in the past would now fight to the death. There were many private fights every day, and there were several cases of people being beaten to death.
However, these matters were for the sect master and the patriarch to worry about. Ye could not care less. His eyes were filled with flowers.
Cang Nan Continent was very conservative, and the Cloudseal Sect was a famous and large sect. Those female disciples naturally would not be as bold and unrestrained as barbarian women. Therefore, they would at most stand and watch from afar. It was already very good if the overly enthusiastic senior sister would throw a flirtatious glance at them.
Female cultivators were indeed much more beautiful than mortal women. Those female cultivators all had white skin, black hair, red lips, and white teeth. The tall ones were slender and graceful, while the short ones were petite and exquisite.
Not bad. The tall ones with long legs can be used to carry the spear, while the short ones with big breasts can be used to climb on the back of an old cow … Ye Kong thought shamelessly. However, he displayed a very elegant and gentlemanly smile on his face. In the face of those flirtatious glances, he would at most respond with a smile and a wink.
Pretentious, very pretentious. However, the female cultivators liked this. Didn't those celebrities on Earth do the same thing?
As expected, those female cultivators blushed and snickered. In the end, they even started to fight. What made Great Hooligan Ye depressed was that none of them took the initiative to say a word. "Senior Brother Hei Zi, are you free tonight?"
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