"Nomological Crystal, take it!"
"Chaos Crystal, take it!"
"Crescent Staff, take it!"
"Seed of the World Seed, take it!"
It would be a waste not to take something that was free! Ye Kong and Yun Yang were over the moon, grabbing whatever they saw. No spatial device could be activated in this space, so they could only stuff everything into their pockets.
They were too big to fit in their pockets. They held them in their hands, hung them around their necks, wrapped them around their waists, and even stuffed a few crystals into the soles of their shoes.
The owner of the saber shop was still in a daze, unable to tell that the two men before him were up to no good. He said mechanically, "Nomological Crystals are two catties, Chaos Crystals are five catties, weapons are five catties, Seed of the World Seed is a hundred and eighty catties …"
Yun Yang snickered. "A hundred and eighty catties? I'm guessing you weigh less than a hundred and eighty catties!"
Ye Kong chuckled. "It's alright. You're the bigger one, so you pay."
Both of them threw their heads back and guffawed. Yun Yang threw away the few remaining treasures and cast his greedy gaze at another shop not far away. "Ye Kong, look over there …"
Ye Kong followed his gaze and saw that there were many weapons there.
"If we have a few, I believe we'll have a higher chance of winning in the upcoming war!" Ye Kong said in a low voice.
Yun Yang said, "Then should we think of a way to rob a few more shops?"
Ye Kong scoffed. "I didn't expect you to be so well-versed in this despite your honest appearance."
Yun Yang chuckled. "Don't look down on me. When I was an immortal, I used to run a scam. Robbing people and eating without paying was my forte!"
Ye Kong was stunned. Those who could become Honor Ones were not to be trifled with.
"Alright! Senior Yun Yang, since we're going to do it, let's do it big! "
Ye Kong was in high spirits as well. He was ready to rob the village market together with the Tall and Short Robbers …
Suddenly, a loud bang came from afar.
Ye Kong and Yun Yang looked up quickly, only to see a man with a fair complexion and a tall hat stumbling out from behind a stall. His body was the same as Ye Kong and the others, and his mouth was also full of bags. There were three to four golden scimitars hanging around his neck, and a few big bags on his arms. There was also a metal whip-like thing coiled around his waist, which made a clattering sound as he ran frantically.
"That's Heavenly Venerable Sun Feixiang from the Heavenly Venerable Sect!" Lord Yun Yang recognized the man at first glance and said in shock, "Celestial Venerable Sun Feixiang is the Dao Celestial Venerable of the Celestial Venerable School. He is highly respected by Sect Leader Yu Yang …"
Before Yun Yang could finish his words, he saw a demon dressed in a woman's outfit rush out from the direction Sun Feixiang had run out from, shouting sternly, "Someone is robbing us! Someone is robbing us! "
Ye Kong scoffed and said, "There's a Dao Heavenly Venerable preaching the Dao, but here, he's snatching things just like us!"
"I left because I couldn't stand this bunch of bastards." Yun Yang followed up with a scornful remark.
Sun Feixiang, the Celestial Venerable, also saw Ye Kong and Yun Yang. He immediately changed his direction and ran towards the other end of the market. Although Ye Kong and the others gave this person infinite disdain, they hoped that this person would escape. If that happened, the two of them would have a chance to take advantage of later.
Unfortunately, when the female demon shouted, all the demons in the entire market followed suit. "Someone is robbing us! Someone is robbing us! "
Amidst this chorus of ear-piercing shouts, the weapons that had turned into demons all turned back to their original forms!
The stall that Ye Kong was at also turned into a sharp giant saber, slashing towards Sun Feixiang! At the same time, there were all kinds of weapons, axes, sabers, and thorns. Suddenly, the entire sky above the market was filled with radiant light, and all kinds of colors shot up into the sky!
Although Sun Feixiang was a Celestial Venerable, his ability was completely suppressed in this place.
He did not have the time to refine the weapons that he had just snatched, so he could not use them at all.
Looking at the sky full of attacks, he turned around and cried in a sorrowful voice, "Yun Yang Jun, help!"
Yun Yang and Ye Kong were dumbfounded. They just watched Sun Feixiang being hacked to death, and more than a hundred catties of goods were lost right there and then. A Celestial Venerable was killed on the street because he wanted to rob someone else, and his soul dissipated!
"This …" Unknowingly, Yun Yang had already put back the large handful of crystals in his hand. "Well, Ye Kong, should we reconsider our robbery plan?"
Ye Kong was faster than him, and he had already poured out the items in his pocket.
Obviously, in this place, these idiotic shop owners' fists were even harder! Wanting to rob, they were really seeking death!
Looking up again, the shop owner who was dressed in women's clothes but looked like a comb was sauntering over. She was not in a hurry to collect the scattered treasures, but came to the front of Sun Feixiang's body …
Then, something shocking happened.
All of Sun Feixiang's flesh and blood were sucked into her body. Bones, flesh, skin, organs, blood … all of them were sucked into the comb!
In the blink of an eye, the comb had turned into a beautiful woman of flesh and blood!
"Oh my god! These beasts cultivate with the flesh and blood of living things! "Yun Yang exclaimed, finally understanding why these silly shop owners only wanted flesh and blood!
It was obvious that the shop owners here were very well-behaved. After the saber was done with Sun Feixiang, it did not fight for the flesh and blood. Instead, it returned to its stall and said slowly, "Dear customers, you have consumed a total of nine hundred and eighty catties and seven taels of flesh and blood. Please pay."
Nine hundred and eighty catties and seven taels …
Ye Kong and Yun Yang looked at each other. Even if they were chopped into minced meat, it would not be enough to pay.
"Hey, shop owner! Are you blind? Put your things back! "Ye Kong glared and bellowed, as if he had been taken advantage of by an unscrupulous shop owner.
"But you said you would buy it just now. You said you would buy it." The swordsmith was a little slow, answering after some thought.
"When did I say I would buy it?" Ye Kong stepped forward angrily and glared at the swordsmith. "Don't force me to buy it. I didn't say I would buy it just now, I said I would take it! Is buying and taking the same thing? Are you happy if I take it for free? "
"This …" It was obvious that the swordsmith could differentiate between buying and taking. After some hesitation, he said, "If so, you can choose not to buy it. However … "
As he spoke, he pointed at the jade slip that Yun Yang had picked up earlier and said, "You must buy that. You must have bought that. Dear customer, two catties of flesh and blood, please pay!"
"Hey, you said you would buy it then. Why didn't I hear it?" Ye Kong could not really watch Yun Yang carve out his flesh.
Seeing that he was pestering endlessly, the owner of the saber shop ignored him. He raised his head and shouted, "Someone's robbing us!"
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