"That's great, Uncle Bart. You're a real man, very bright. Do you want immortal jades? Oh, no. Alright, Little Ye, I have many good things too! "
"This is a World Breaking Thunder Fruit. How about it? It's good, right? As long as you give me three more items, I'll trade with you!"
"Three items? Dream on. We agreed to only trade for one item. I don't want that bullsh * t thunder fruit even if you give it to me for free! "Bart scoffed.
"Alright, let's trade." Ye Kong took out a tangerine-like fruit and said, "This is the Fruit of Life from the lowest level of the Netherworld. You haven't seen it before, right? No matter if it's a man or woman, eating one will make them pregnant immediately. How about this, I see that you're bored and lonely, so I'll trade two with you. I guarantee that you'll give birth to a pair of twins! "
Bart almost vomited blood when he heard that. His beard trembled as he scolded, "You're the one who will give birth to twins! Uncle, I, have never married a wife before. How am I going to face others if I give birth to two children? If you do this again, I won't trade anymore! "
"Alright, alright, let's trade again." Ye Kong took out a small booklet and said, "Uncle, this is the latest edition of erotic pictures. The pictures are colorful and there are close-ups of the important parts. There are definitely no mosaics. This is a must-have for all male immortals when they travel."
"No, no. You look like you're selling dog skin plaster. How about it? Do you still have strength pills?" Bart mocked.
He didn't expect Ye Kong to really have them. He took out a small bottle and said, "One black and one white, Fortune Longevity Pill …"
Ye Kong regretted taking it out. This thing could greatly increase one's cultivation! He was still hoping for it to enter the Immortal Lord realm.
But thinking about it, he didn't need it now. He could break through to the Immortal Lord realm sooner or later. There was no need to use pills, so he might as well trade it for a treasure.
As expected, Bart was tempted. He nodded and said, "Alright! This is good, I want it. Although I can't use it now, when I complete master's mission, I can marry an ancient immortal lady. At that time, it will be useful! "
Ye Kong thought to himself that the Ancient Immortal Race was already extinct, and the Ancient Immortal Lady had already become a skeleton! However, he wouldn't say it out loud. He smiled and said, "In that case, I'll use this pair of Fortune Longevity Pills to exchange for your Tianji Armor Breaking Art talisman …"
Bart interrupted. "That erotic book is a gift. I'll read it to relieve my boredom. Don't worry, I won't do anything dirty like you said!"
"Who knows?" Ye Kong fiercely looked at the sanctimonious Old Bart and said, "Actually, I want your Cosmic Gilt, but I can only use it in the future …"
Bart shook his head. "Friend Ye, I've made an exception. You can't exchange for a third item! Two this time. But I promise you, if you find someone who can inherit my master's mantle in the future, bring him to me, and I can give you the Universe Gilt as a reward! "
Ye Kong was overjoyed when he heard that. He really did have a candidate. World King Huo Jingdong! If Huo Jingdong couldn't pass the test, then no one in the Immortal World could!
At that time, not only would he get the Universe Gilt, but he would also get some benefits from Huo Jingdong! As for the remaining treasures for refining arrays and materials for making puppets, Ye Kong didn't care about them.
The nomological key, Tianji Armor Breaking Art, Universe Gilt … In other words, the three things that Ye Kong wanted the most would all end up in his hands!
This time, he really had to thank Granny Huang! Ye Kong thought happily.
Bart said again, "Alright, we'll talk about the future in the future. Now, let's exchange for the second item. To be fair, you give me the erotic book first, then I'll give you the Tianji Armor Breaking Art talisman, and finally, you give me the Fortune Longevity Pills. What do you think? "
"Alright!" Ye Kong was straightforward and immediately threw the erotic book to Bart.
Bart smiled as he took out a thin talisman and said, "This talisman is not ordinary. My master made two of them. One was given to the young lady, and the last one is for you!"
With that, Bart threw the talisman to Ye Kong.
Ye Kong reached out to catch the talisman and was about to throw the Fortune Longevity Pill over …
"Ye Kong! You actually came in! "Suddenly, a woman's angry shout came from the other side of the Tianji Bridge.
Ye Kong turned around and saw a beautiful woman in yellow standing on the other side of the bridge. That woman wasn't standing on the ground. Instead, she was standing on a dark green jade scepter with her hands behind her back. Her dress fluttered in the wind, and she looked elegant and otherworldly.
The woman looked good, but her expression wasn't very good. Her beautiful eyes were like copper bells, and there was a sinister glint in her eyes, like a poisonous snake that was about to bite someone.
Ye Kong didn't know her, but he could guess who she was even if he thought with his toes.
"What, is this the female toilet? Why can't I come in? I said it was the male toilet! Get out of here, or else I'll take off my pants and pee, "Ye Kong said lazily.
Granny Huang was already very angry when she entered the Tianji Valley. Back then, she picked the immortal herbs in the valley and waited for the next opportunity to enter the valley to pick immortal herbs again.
Now that it had been tens of thousands of years, the immortal herbs in the valley should have some scale. But she didn't expect that when she entered the valley, not only was there not a single immortal herb left, but Ye Kong even destroyed the immortal fields, causing her to never be able to pick immortal herbs again!
Granny Huang was flustered and exasperated. In her heart, she was determined to kill Ye Kong to vent the hatred in her heart! When she arrived at the place where the treasures were kept, she saw that all 99 of her restrictions were broken. She nearly went crazy!
Thinking back to the time when she exchanged for a treasure, she was waiting for this place to open again so that she could exchange for another treasure! But she didn't expect that Ye Kong would take the lead again!
Not only that, but what made her even angrier was that Ye Kong actually talked to her like this, and even said that he would take off his pants and pee … This was something she absolutely couldn't tolerate!
This kid must die!
Granny Huang had already made up her mind. With a cold expression, she snorted and said, "Ye Kong, do you know who I am?"
Ye Kong hated people who thought so highly of themselves. He crossed his arms, took a step forward, and said mildly, "People say that people with big breasts have no brains, but I think you don't have a brain even though your breasts aren't big! You don't even know who you are, and you're asking me? "
Granny Huang was so angry that she was trembling. It had been hundreds of thousands of years since anyone had dared to speak to her like this. Her sharp voice rang out in the air, "Remember, my name is Huang Yuyao!"
Instead, Ye Kong replied with a light snort, "What Huang Yuyao? I've never heard of you. I've never been able to remember the names of chickens and dogs. "
Granny Huang was completely mad. She roared in a very high decibel voice, "Hong Dingfang, this is the person you think highly of. First, he killed my disciple, and then he humiliated me in front of me. I've already been extremely benevolent. Now, I have to kill him!"
Ye Kong sneered, "Stop pretending. Didn't you come here to kill me? How can a woman like you talk about benevolence and righteousness? What a joke. Come on, let me see how weak Granny Huang, who has been the trump card of the Celestial Training Camp for tens of thousands of years, is! "
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