Under the night sky, there were many tourists.
Meng Ni's pleasure boat by the Jade River.
Ye Kong asked as he walked, "Since Hong Mengni can help people to enter the Dao with her zither, she must be a high grade Overarching Heavenly Supreme Celestial. Even if she's not a Celestial Emperor or a Celestial Duke, she must be a high grade Overarching Heavenly Supreme Celestial."
After the Golden Celestial was the Great Overarching Golden Celestial, and after that was the Overarching Heavenly Supreme Celestial. A high grade Overarching Heavenly Supreme Celestial was only second to a Celestial Duke. However, since Hong Mengni was so capable, it was probably a conservative guess that she was a high grade Overarching Heavenly Supreme Celestial.
However, An Junfeng shook his head and said with a smile, "Hong Mengni is an extraordinary woman. She was born deaf and mute, but she can play an amazing zither. Although she can help people to enter the Dao, she can't."
"Is that so?" Ye Kong was shocked. She was born deaf and mute, but she could play music. She could help people to enter the Dao, but she could not. It could be said that Hong Mengni gave Ye Kong a mysterious feeling.
Fang Yi Yan did not believe it as well. He asked, "I think she can hide her cultivation base."
An Junfeng said with a smile, "You're not the only one who suspects it. However, even the Clan Leader of the Zhai Clan, Di Dongliang, went to take a look. In the end, he shook his head and said that Hong Mengni was born deaf and mute. Secondly, she must be a mortal from the Celestial World without any cultivation base."
The Clan Leader of the Zhai Clan, Di Dongliang, was a high grade Overarching Heavenly Supreme Celestial.
Ye Kong and Fang Yi Yan were skeptical. After a while, the four of them walked to the side of a pleasure boat. Ye Kong looked up and saw that the pleasure boat was not small at all. It had three floors, just like a small building floating in the water. Moreover, the boat was very deep in the water, so it could not stop at the shore. There was an exquisite wooden pier connecting the boat to the shore, and on the shore, there was a madam with a face full of fat welcoming guests.
"Listening to Mengni's song is better than cultivating for 1,000 years! Don't miss it! If you miss it, you'll never be able to improve your cultivation base! "the madam yelled. Ye Kong wondered why the Celestials who could not improve their cultivation base did not beat her up.
Seeing Ye Kong and the others come over, the madam's face was full of smiles. The thick layer of makeup rustled as if poisonous salt and snow had fallen on her face. She hurriedly replied, "Dear Immortals, I've never seen this place before. I wonder if there are any familiar ladies here. Should we go to the first floor, the second floor, or the third floor?"
Fang Yiyan asked doubtfully, "Are there any differences between the first, second, and third floors?"
The madam waved her handkerchief and said with a smile, "I can tell it's your first time here. The first floor is a place to look for girls, the second floor is a place to drink wine, and the third floor is a place to see my Meng Ni's zither skills. Each floor has a different price … But don't worry, even if it's the first or second floor, you can still hear Meng Ni's music. "
Before Ye Kong could say anything, Jiang Qingcheng came out and said, "My family's boss is a dragon among men. He's clean and pure. Of course, he wouldn't go to a dirty place like the first or second floor."
The madam smiled and said, "Then please go to the third floor. Ten celestial jade per person, three for the servants, no seats available."
When Ye Kong heard this, he was shocked. Good lord, this knife was really fast. He didn't show any mercy when it came to killing people. Ten celestial jade, f * ck his ancestors, this was better than being a bandit!
However, An Junfeng was very generous. He raised his hand and paid thirty-three celestial jade. Only then did the madam call out, "Xiao Cui, bring the guests to the third floor and serve them carefully."
A lady dressed in green came over and led Ye Kong and the others across the pier and up to the third floor of the pleasure boat.
On the way, Ye Kong said, "Qingcheng, I didn't expect you to be so pretentious. I thought you were going to go to the first floor."
Jiang Qingcheng smiled and said, "The three of you are Upper Immortals. How could those low-grade prostitutes on the first floor enter your eyes? I heard that Hong Mengni is also very beautiful. Even if you take a look at her, she's better than the countless prostitutes on the first floor. This is called better to take a bite of an immortal peach than to eat a basket of rotten apricots."
An Junfeng and Fang Yiyan both laughed and said, "Friend Ye is indeed not simple. His subordinates actually have such knowledge."
Ye Kong was stunned. "I didn't realize that you're actually a person with good taste."
Actually, Jiang Qingcheng was thinking that the third floor was more expensive than the first. Since it was that An guy's treat, then he'd let him spend the money. Jiang Qingcheng's own thoughts were to go to the first floor and find a woman … it was more practical.
Under the lead of the lady dressed in green, the four of them went up to the third floor. This pleasure boat's third floor was quite unique. It was actually open. On one side of the boat, there was a house that looked like a small pavilion. In the pavilion, there was a guqin. However, Lady Meng Ni had not appeared yet.
In the open space, there were dozens of tables for the people on the boat to drink tea and chat. Because this pleasure boat was wide, the tables didn't feel crowded at all.
When Ye Kong and the others came up, the dozens of tables were already occupied by more than half of the people. Ye Kong looked around and saw that more than a hundred people were already seated. They were all Golden Immortals. There were high and middle grade ones, but there weren't many low grade ones.
Speaking of which, even a normal low grade Golden Immortal wouldn't be able to take out ten immortal jades for the boat fare.
Following the lady dressed in green, they sat down at a table by the side of the boat. Jiang Qingcheng said gloomily, "Sigh, so stingy. Ten immortal jades for a person's boat fare, and we're actually drinking tea in a place without a roof. So shabby."
Fang Yiyan smiled and said, "You don't understand. This is the true meaning behind it. Listening to the river breeze and celestial music, feeling like an immortal. This is the state of enlightenment."
Ye Kong sat down and said, "Qingcheng, don't let others laugh at you. Fellow Daoist Fang is right. This bright moon is bright, the river breeze is gentle, and there's celestial music in the ears. This isn't the human world, but it's better than the human world. This is a kind of enjoyment. This isn't called a roofless place, it's called a convertible. In my hometown, a car with a roof is cheap. A roofless convertible is the highest grade. "
There were four people at the table. Although Jiang Qingcheng was a servant, according to Ye Kong's personality, he naturally wanted him to sit down.
However, Jiang Qingcheng didn't sit down. Instead, a pale-faced youth holding a folding fan sat down. The youth was dressed in white. When the river breeze blew, he floated in the air. He didn't have any decorations on him. Only a white jade piece was tied around his waist. The white jade piece was decorated with white tassels. It looked very tasteful.
The Celestial World was the same as the lower realm. When one met someone, they would first look at their cultivation. However, before Ye Kong could see the other party's cultivation, he was attracted by the other party's face. This youth's complexion was like jade, his eyebrows were like mountains, and his eyes were like stars. He was extremely handsome.
Oh my, this kid is too handsome, too handsome. He's even more handsome than a woman … He can't be dressed like a woman, right? Ye Kong looked at his chest, but he couldn't see it. Then he looked at his Adam's apple … F * ck, he didn't know what kind of immortal armor he wore under his white robe. His collar reached his chin, and his neck was completely covered.
The youth was a little puzzled. When he realized this guy was staring at his neck, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. He cupped his fists and said, "I am Peng Lin.
This youth was really too beautiful. Not to mention Ye Kong, even An Junfeng and Fang Yiyan were staring at his chest.
However, they couldn't see anything special about it. An Junfeng and Fang Yiyan looked again. He was already a mid-level Golden Immortal. They quickly returned the greeting and said, "Fellow Daoist Peng, I am An Junfeng (Fang Yiyan)."
When it was Ye Kong's turn, he didn't expect this kid to reply, "I am Ye Kong, but I hate people with the surname Peng." It wasn't that Ye Kong had a problem with people with the surname Peng, but he would think of Peng Wenkao and the Western Celestial Emperor.
An Junfeng and Fang Yiyan were stunned. They thought to themselves, This Friend Ye is too honest. Why did you offend people for no reason? Although this youth is a man, he is so beautiful. I don't hate him at all. Besides, his cultivation level is higher than ours.
However, what was surprising was that Peng Lin actually smiled and said, "Actually, I also hate people with the surname Peng."
Peng Lin smiled, revealing his snow-white teeth. He actually had the feeling of being able to turn all living things upside down. An Junfeng and Fang Yiyan were dumbfounded. Jiang Qingcheng was the most useless. He actually stood there and didn't even notice that he was drooling.
However, Ye Kong was different. Just now, he was staring to see whether it was a man or a woman. Since he couldn't tell, he didn't fall head over heels for him. After all, Ye was still very narrow-minded. Seeing such a handsome guy would only make him jealous. It wouldn't make him have any other thoughts.
The conversation that everyone found strange did not end.
Ye Kong waved his hand and said, "Fellow Daoist Peng, I can hate people with the surname Peng, but you can't."
Peng Lin asked curiously, "Why can you hate him, but I can't?"
Ye Kong said, "Then let me tell you a story."
The river breeze blew, and the pleasure boat slowly sailed into the Jade River. Ye Kong leisurely said, "In the lower realm where I ascended, there was a cultivator with the surname Jiao. One day, he felt unwell, so he went to the medical center to find a doctor. The old doctor was also very experienced. When he saw that the cultivator with the surname Jiao was weak, his eyes were listless, and there were even traces of blood in his eyes, he said, 'Cultivator Jiao, you are suffering from exhaustion. Go back and eat some medicinal pills, then rest for a while.' After saying that, the old doctor warned again, 'Remember, you must not have sex while taking the medicine.' "
The others were so engrossed in listening that they didn't notice that Peng Lin's face had already become slightly red.
They heard Ye Kong continue, "But that cultivator Jiao was a rough person. He didn't understand the meaning of 'having sex'. The old doctor had to change his words and said, 'You must not sleep with a woman while taking the medicine!' That cultivator Jiao still didn't understand and doubted, 'Can I not sleep with my wife in the same bed from now on? Is my illness contagious? Can't we eat at the same table? '
An Junfeng and Fang Yiyan both laughed, laughing at how stupid this cultivator Jiao was. But Peng Lin's delicate face looked as if he had drunk too much wine.
Then they heard Ye Kong say again, "The old doctor became anxious and didn't care about being reserved. He shouted, 'I am persuading you not to have sex while taking the medicine!' The old doctor thought that this time cultivator Jiao would understand. But unexpectedly, cultivator Jiao flew into a rage and said, 'You quack, you talk too much!' My grandfather's surname is Jiao, my father's surname is also Jiao! Why is it that when it comes to me, I don't want to have the surname Jiao! '"
Everyone burst into laughter. An Junfeng and Fang Yiyan laughed so hard that they rocked back and forth.
But unexpectedly, Peng Lin's face turned red and he angrily said, "My surname is Peng, not Jiao!" Who knew that when he said that, everyone around him laughed even harder. Peng Lin became even more angry. He stood up and said, "Shameless! What I asked you was, why can you hate someone with the surname Peng, but why can't I hate him … And you made such a senseless joke. It's simply a donkey's head and a horse's mouth! Shameless! "
After Peng Lin finished speaking, he walked away. When he was far away, he turned around and scolded, "Despicable!"
Ye Kong was stunned and said, "He can't really be a woman, right? Also, what did he want to say to us when he walked over? "
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