After Ren Baqian shouted, he heard an "Ah!" followed by another "Ah!" followed by the sound of bodies colliding. Then, there was no more movement.
Ren Baqian was shocked. Even the White Rabbit Creamy Candy didn't work?
"Wine chocolate. Who wants it?"
There was no sound.
Ren Baqian was finally sure that his ultimate move wasn't going to work today.
"What do you want?" Ren Baqian shouted at the door.
If an ordinary person got married, this place would definitely be used to block red packets. However, the people inside were definitely not playing this game.
"Give us a wonderful performance!"
This voice sounded a little mature and sounded like it was from Jiang Nan.
Thinking about it, it should be from Jiang Nan.
"Perform what? Crush a rock on the chest? "Ren Baqian rolled his eyes. This was something he could still try. In fact, an electric drill could also be performed, but he reckoned that no one would dare to watch.
"I want to see you drink the Water of Life without getting drunk!"
Ren Baqian's eyes widened. Water of Life? A thousand cups without getting drunk? Which bastard? You want me to perform a thousand cups of 96 degrees vodka without getting drunk? Can I still live after drinking it?
Judging from the purposeful voice, it was either Qing Yuan or Hong Luan. It was more likely to be Qing Yuan.
Ren Baqian took two steps back, waved his head at the winged cavalry warriors behind him, and said, "Go, tear down the door."
The cameramen immediately went numb. Tear down the door? Tear down the door at a wedding? Or were they wrong?
After thinking about it carefully, they still felt that they might have misunderstood.
No matter what, there was no need to tear down the door on such a joyous occasion. They had never seen a wedding like this.
Ten winged cavalry warriors laughed merrily as they blocked the corridor and formed a circle. "Old Man Gang (two sounds)!"
In fact, it was rock, paper, scissors, but they called it Old Gang.
"Old Gang!"
"Old Gang!"
"Old Gang …"
Ren Baqian's face twitched a few times. Ten people playing rock, paper, scissors together — were they trying to guess that it would be next year?
At this moment, a miracle happened.
The ten men laughed together, and one of the winged cavalry warriors was kicked out of the crowd.
"Go!" Ren Baqian pointed at the new security door in front.
"Should I demolish it from the inside or from the outside?" Since the winged cavalry warrior had been kicked out, he was willing to concede defeat and spoke rather heroically.
"Outwards!"
"Alright, watch me!" That winged cavalry warrior clenched his fists and made a cracking sound. Then, he smashed his fists on both sides of the door.
Ren Baqian felt the entire floor shake.
"Aiya!" A scream came from the other side of the door. It sounded like someone from Jiangnan.
Two cracks appeared on the walls on both sides of the door. The places where the fists hit had been pierced through, and the figures inside could be seen.
The eyes of the cameramen behind them were wide open.
Although many people had gained a lot of strength after cultivating the Fifteenth Broadcast Qigong, to be able to punch through someone's body with a single punch … Not to mention how much strength was required, was his hand alright?
However, what happened next caught them off guard.
The security door opened quickly, and a lady stepped forward. She reached out and pressed down on the bald head of the winged cavalry warrior.
Bang!
The entire floor shook again.
The tiles on the floor of the corridor were all cracked open, and half of the winged cavalry warrior's head was pressed in.
"Bang!" The security door was slammed shut again.
Only a bunch of people were left staring at each other.
"Should we call an ambulance?" The cameramen's legs and stomachs were trembling. They had never seen such a situation during a wedding reception. How much hatred did they have?
Swoosh!
The winged cavalry warrior propped himself up with both hands, pulled his head out, and shook it, causing his nose to bleed.
Ren Baqian's head was throbbing. That was Xin Zhe. Given her character, she definitely wouldn't do such a thing under such circumstances. Needless to say, it must have been the empress's instructions.
Ren Baqian looked at the two holes on the side of the door. One of them was just enough for him to put his hand in to open the door.
They probably wouldn't hit him, right?
Ren Baqian laughed, put his hand in through the hole, and was about to open the door.
Then, he was slapped on the back of his hand.
The sound was loud and clear, as if someone had slapped him hard in the face.
"It's swollen." Ren Baqian stood outside the door with a solemn look on his face.
"It's swollen," Xin Zhe said from inside.
"Aiya, it's really swollen!" This was Qing Yuan's voice.
Ren Baqian silently withdrew his hand. It was indeed swollen like a hoof.
It was a familiar formula and smell. Needless to say, it was the empress.
"Brother!" Ren Wannian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He squeezed past Ren Baqian and stuffed a thick stack of red packets into his hand.
Then, a low voice came from inside, "Do you want to open the door?"
It was Jiang Nan's voice. After all, she didn't understand the situation and didn't dare to go overboard.
"No way!"
This time, it was the empress's voice, and she didn't try to hide it at all.
It seemed like using force wouldn't work, and the red packet method wouldn't work either. They still had to use their wits.
"Tell me, what do you want? Draw a line. Don't mention the Water of Life. Do you dare to let me drink it? "Ren Baqian said.
"We dare!"
"Forget it, let's not talk about the Water of Life. It's not easy for us to get married, and it's not easy for everyone. Let's do something practical."
"It's already the second time."
"Cough, that time, it was just the two of us and no one else. It was our first marriage, so let's talk properly. Can't we have a chat?"
Ren Baqian coughed dryly. Chen Qing, Ren Wannian, and the rest of the cameramen were all embarrassed. How could they film the process of picking up the bride for others to see?
Now, the wedding planner had already started to suspect that they were here to cause trouble.
Ren Baqian glared at Chen Qing fiercely. Based on this tormenting method, it must have been Jiang Nan who suggested it first, and then the empress was moved.
Otherwise, the empress definitely wouldn't know about these messy things.
"Why don't I sing a wet song for all of you?" Ren Baqian decided to choose a less difficult one. Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the floor, how fitting would that be?
"Let's rehearse our lines. You have to rehearse everyone's lines. If we are satisfied, open the door," Jiang Nan's voice sounded.
Ren Baqian glared at Chen Qing again. Jiang Nan should be 35 or 36 years old now, why didn't she look dignified at all?
"Okay!"
Ren Baqian's face was full of concentration as he waited to see what kind of tricks they were up to.
"Shall we begin?" Jiang Nan shouted from inside the house.
"Let's begin."
…
"You are here?"
Ren Baqian thought for a while. What did these three words mean? Then, he probed, "I am here."
"You shouldn't have come!"
Ren Baqian was speechless.
Nonsense, if I didn't come, where would I go?
However, Ren Baqian knew that this was Gu Longfeng. Jiang Nan's lines were pretty good.
"But I'm still here."
"Since you are here, you have to leave the things behind!"
Ren Baqian turned his head and looked at Chen Qing. His eyes were filled with questions: What things?
However, he followed along and said, "I can leave the things behind, but I have to bring the person with me!"
Chen Qing spread his hands: How would I know what things are?
Ren Baqian: That's your wife!
"Bring the things over first!" Jiang Nan's voice sounded.
Ren Baqian thought for a while, grabbed a bunch of White Rabbit Creamy Candies, and threw them in.
"Something's not right!"
Ren Baqian took a stack of red packets from Ren Wannian and stuffed them in.
"It's still not right!"
Ren Baqian was about to go crazy. God knows what they want.
"Leave the Six Flavor Rehmannia Pills behind!"
Ren Baqian almost vomited blood. Where am I going to get the Six Flavor Rehmannia Pills for you? Furthermore, who would bring a box of Six Flavor Rehmannia Pills to a wedding?
Jiang Nan's laughter could be heard from inside the house, "Change the person! Change the person! Let's just say that he is too much! "
This time, it was a voice that was pinching its throat, "Orioles, swallows, swallows, green, red, everywhere is harmonious and harmonious! Your Highness, you can pass by matching the second half of the couplet! "
Ren Baqian felt that it sounded familiar.
He turned his head to look at the people behind him and saw that they were all at a loss.
Ren Baqian slapped his head. It was fine if he couldn't remember. After all, he was a famous teacher in a mountain village. How could he be stumped by this? He immediately said, "Flowers, flowers, leaves, blooming and falling year after year, day after day, day after night.
Qing Yuan stuck out her tongue in the room and exclaimed happily, "You passed, you passed!"
In the movie, it was rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, leaves, year after year, day after day. The reason why she came up with this couplet was because of the phrase "year after year, day after day, day after day".
Even though she didn't know any poems or couplets, she knew that even though Ren Baqian's answer was slightly different, it was almost the same. As such, she was rather happy.
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