For the next two days, many big shots went to court with a bag on their back.
It was the stomach of a beast that was about the size of a palm and could fit two Altos. However, it wouldn't shrink and was made of an extremely elastic material.
Ren Baqian felt that if he used this material to make stockings, it definitely wouldn't tear!
The two of them rolled on the bed sheet. Just as they were about to knock on the door and deliver the chicken, they used all their strength. Motherf * cker, I can't tear it apart!
The next day, the man went out with a pale face and weak steps. Those who didn't know better would think that he had kidney problems! God knew that he spent the whole night tearing stockings. In the end, he didn't even know why he did it!
What girlfriend? What love? None of them were as fun as tearing stockings!
Ahem, I digressed.
For the next two days, many of the big shots went to court with a bag on their back. When they poured out the contents of the bag, they found that it was full of precious jewels. They piled up in the hall, and the hall was shining with golden light.
Tu Wan, the Minister of Revenue, was a dignified and enchanting mature woman. She smiled so widely that her 16 teeth were revealed.
All of these things went into the national treasury.
These things were 70% of the gifts they received, and the remaining 30% was considered as a red packet.
Even those from the Yun Nation who gave gifts didn't expect these big shots to hand over all of them. Their moral awareness was frighteningly high!
In fact, if Ren Baqian hadn't specifically told the empress about this matter, and she had opened her mouth to change the nature of accepting bribes into charitable donations to the national treasury, those people wouldn't even have had the chance to give gifts!
It wasn't that these people in court had a high moral awareness, but that the aboriginals simply didn't have the habit of giving gifts!
There was only one rule in the minds of the aboriginals: whoever had the biggest fist was the boss!
Moreover, these big shots all had houses and land. Back then, they had robbed the entire Hao Nation and the Yun Nation. Although they weren't filthy rich, their family assets weren't meager. As a result, they didn't have much need for property.
More importantly, Dayao was extremely poor and lacking in supplies. They had nowhere to spend their money! From top to bottom, they hadn't experienced the baptism of money at all!
Moreover, these people from the Yun Nation were like rats. Who could hide the fact that thousands of them were trying to curry favor and give gifts in the city?
If he hadn't guessed this beforehand, they wouldn't even have been able to knock on the door!
The current situation was a happy one. There was an additional income for the national treasury, and all the big shots took the red packets with a peace of mind. The people of the Yun Nation were also relieved.
If they couldn't deliver these things, they would probably be worried when they returned!
The only one who wasn't in a good mood was Ren Baqian, the instigator of this incident!
Motherf * cker, are those people blind or stupid? He was a grand prince, but the people who came to him to give gifts were just a few cats and kittens? When he asked, he found out that the same person had given him less than a third of what he had given Tong Zhenye!
Ren Baqian simply didn't expect that when that group of people saw that he wasn't in court that day and that he wasn't an aboriginal, they would immediately conclude that he wasn't in the center of the court.
"The Jing Tribe is more likable!" Ren Baqian said leisurely.
The Jing Tribe's troops gave the empress a big gift, and the various sects also gave Ren Baqian's gifts. Their combined gifts were much more than those given to the empress! How considerate!
Ren Baqian's kindness to them wasn't in vain!
Lin Mengsheng, who was studying the Thousand Character Classic and simplified Chinese characters opposite Ren Baqian, looked up with doubt in his eyes. He didn't know why Ren Baqian suddenly said this.
Then, he thought of something and looked pensive!
"School holidays will start tomorrow for 16 days. You don't have to come to school during this time," Ren Baqian said casually and went to the classroom to assign homework to the students.
He was going to get married soon, yet he didn't forget about his students' studies. Was he touched?
"Principal, isn't it hurtful to talk about homework on such a joyous day?" Du Laoliu smiled mischievously as the group of students laughed.
Tong Lan sneered. Based on my understanding of Yagui, things aren't that simple!
Ren Baqian laughed and said, "Therefore, in order to celebrate such a joyous day, your homework will be doubled! Also, there will be an extra set of exercises. Are you happy? Is it exciting? "
Everyone's faces turned ashen as they turned to glare at Du Laoliu!
Couldn't you accumulate some good karma when you were going to get married soon?
After Ren Baqian happily assigned homework to the students and left, a scuffle broke out in the classroom. It was a group fight as the other students beat up Du Laoliu.
If he wanted to fight all the other students, it would be fine.
When Ren Baqian was about to leave the school, Li Fu appeared like a ghost and shouted, "Kid!"
"Uncle Li! Has anyone ever told you that you are quite scary? "Ren Baqian turned his head and saw an old face full of wrinkles. It was all thanks to Ren Baqian that he didn't know when he would suddenly appear and shout in someone's ear. If it were someone else, they would have been scared to death.
"Ahem, you talk too much!" Li Fu's expression was a little strange. He seemed to be a little regretful and nostalgic.
Just think about his past and you would understand.
If it weren't for that unknown deity who made him a cuckold, he wouldn't have ended up in this state and would have had a wife and children.
He probably wouldn't have been the world's number one expert.
"This is for you!" Li Fu threw a book at him.
"Bedroom technique?" Ren Baqian took it and asked subconsciously. He couldn't possibly be giving him the Finger of God at this time, right?
"Pfft!" Li Fu spat like a nail and almost hit Ren Baqian's toes.
"I have gained some insights over the years, and I can't pass it on to anyone. I'm giving it to you!" Li Fu said rather casually.
If it were someone else, they would treat this as a treasure or simply bury it somewhere and shout, "Do you want power? My martial arts, my everything, are buried there!
PIECE！”
Although Li Fu was the world's number one expert, he had never taken his martial arts seriously.
He finally saw some hope in Ren Baqian. Now that it was Ren Baqian's wedding, he didn't have anything good to give him. As such, he might as well give this book that might be buried with him as a gift.
Ren Baqian quickly put the book in his pocket after hearing this. Although Li Fu wasn't the world's number one expert, his martial arts were solid. Ren Baqian had always suspected that even if he hadn't reached the level of the Spirit Wheel level, he was close to it!
This book of insights could be used as a family heirloom.
After receiving Li Fu's generous gift, Ren Baqian was in a good mood. He smiled at Li Fu and said, "Thank you very much! I heard that you partnered with someone to sell iron crotches. How's business now? "
"Cough, it wasn't a big deal to travel everywhere in the past. Now that there are no wild goats or cows around, I have to spend money to eat and make a living! People here really don't know how to respect their seniors. In the past, wherever I went, people would send me good food, drinks, and travel expenses. But here, people challenge me every day, and I don't even get paid for my hard work! "Li Fu's face turned red as he complained.
Ren Baqian felt that the world's number one expert was doing badly in Lan City!
However, who came up with these iron crotches? Presumably, it wasn't Li Fu!
Well, these iron crotches were sold at Ning Caichen's tavern in front of Jing Street. That guy probably came up with this idea after seeing people coming to his door every day to get kicked.
Then, the two of them colluded, and these iron crotches were quite popular!
Although they were called iron crotches, they were actually iron sheets wrapped around ironwood. In fact, it didn't matter if these things were under Li Fu's feet because they would break with one kick! However, Li Fu was also very precise with his kicks. Every time he kicked, the other party's injury would be reduced by half. As a result, these iron crotches were naturally popular!
"It's good to have a wedding night, but don't indulge in women every day!" Li Fu said casually. "I'm leaving!"
He immediately disappeared, and Ren Baqian couldn't even catch him with his eyes.
Uncle Li, the doorman, came like a ghost and left without a trace.
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