Everyone knew about Journey to the West — at least, everyone who read this book knew about it.
Speaking of Journey to the West, Monkey seemed to be a character that must be mentioned.
In his previous life, Eight-cloud Ink worshipped Monkey because he was very good at fighting — he defeated 100,000 heavenly soldiers alone, although this result was later questioned by all kinds of people.
Later, Eight-cloud Ink still worshipped Monkey — how did he solve his personal needs after being suppressed by the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years? Or did he not need this because he was Monkey?
Later, when he was still a human, he entered the human stage as he grew older. Eight-cloud Ink's attention finally moved away from Monkey.
Sister Guanyin was so beautiful, wasn't she more attractive than a monkey?
Wasn't the gossip between the Bull Demon King and his wife very interesting?
Wasn't it worth pondering whether Tang Xuanzang's father was Chen Guangrui or not?
— Reporters were not the only ones who liked gossip, and Wenwen was not the only one who always wanted to create big news, right?
Later, after more experiences, Eight-cloud Ink's attention returned to Monkey. It could be seen that the world was a whole, and everything was one. This was a philosophical question.
Generally speaking, Eight-cloud Ink still had some innate affection for the Monkey King — until now.
Damn, as the Monkey King, can you not squat on the sofa all day long and eat peaches while watching human movies? How can you do that? When we play Journey to the West themed games, we are playing fantasy online games, but if you play it, you are playing a simulation! Also, what the hell is your zombie Sun Wukong?! Did you finally enter the second stage of middle school after thousands of years?!
The Monkey King, the Monkey King, the Victorious Fighting Buddha, the glorious image of Sun Wukong, who coldly faced 100,000 heavenly soldiers, was finally shattered in Eight-cloud Ink's mind into two words — scum!
— You You Zi, who was passing by, felt that these scums were too delicious!
"I just caught a few monsters ~ Hey! I subdued a few more demons ~ Roar! Why does he have so many demons and monsters? "
In mid-air, Sun Wukong, who felt that his body was too big, had returned to his normal size. He was fighting with Mortis and singing at the same time.
After sweeping Mortis away, Sun Wukong carried the Jingu Bang on his shoulder. At the same time, he placed his other hand between his eyebrows and roared, "Hehe! Eat Old Sun's stick!! "
You are not Sun Wukong, are you? Absolutely not! You're actually a clown invited by a monkey! Yes, it must be!!!
On the ground —
"Now I can be sure …"
Angela looked at the silly … ahem, I mean the monkey in the air and sighed. "The Great Sage Equalling Heaven is definitely not the last king I'm looking for. If he's the last king, I'm willing to die …"
At this moment, Angela's heart almost collapsed.
Eight-cloud Ink sadly realized that what Angela said made sense. What should he do?
"It's been hard on you."
Giving Eight-cloud Ink a sympathetic look, Angela curled her lips.
"Yes, there are too many problematic children in the family. As half a parent, I'm also very troubled."
Eight-cloud Ink was sad, teary, and conflicted. Ikaros silently put on her [Funny Face]. Little Woban and Athena's eyes drifted, pretending to look around.
"I know." Angela nodded. "Although I have no experience, I still have some common sense. It's hard being a mother."
Eight-cloud Ink was even sadder.
At this time, Sun Wukong, who was in mid-air, saw that Mortis, who had borrowed the force of his attack, was trying to escape. He immediately shouted, "Don't you dare run, you thief! Come and fight me for another 300 rounds! "
One second he was a monkey, the next he became Xu Chu's Great Sage Equalling Heaven. You can't afford to hurt him!
But no matter how much the people below complained, Sun Wukong had already turned into a stream of light and chased after him.
It was not easy to find an opponent who could fight him to his heart's content. He was not willing to let him go.
In mid-air, the two gods chased and fled. In the end, Mortis was a little slower and was quickly caught by Sun Wukong.
Mortis, who was angry out of humiliation, finally couldn't help but curse. "Damn monkey, are you done! What grudge do you have against me? What grudge do you have against me!? Tell me what grudge do you have against me!!! "
— F * ck me, the goddess is cursing!
Seeing Mortis like this, the monkey was also stunned. He scratched the back of his head and said, "That —"
Then Mortis covered his ears and shook his head frantically. "I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening …"
Everyone was speechless.
"I think," Eight-cloud Ink looked at Angela with a serious face. "It's a mistake for you to find such an ally."
"I feel the malice from the whole world …"
Angela's eyes were filled with tears.
Athena looked at her mother, who was throwing a tantrum in mid-air, and suddenly felt uncomfortable.
Angela more or less knew the relationship between Mortis and Athena. Seeing Athena like this, she hurriedly said, "She wasn't like this at the beginning. It's really not my fault!"
"I don't blame you. It's not your fault, it's the world."
Athena said in a sad tone, as if she had seen through the world of mortals.
Little Woban had already rolled on the ground, hugging his stomach and laughing without a care for his image.
Ikaros continued to [Comical] …
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Goku obviously didn't encounter such a situation. He didn't watch romance dramas.
So the monkey was at a loss.
However, when Monkey saw that Metis was planning to escape again, he immediately waved his stick to block her way. Then, the two gods began to fight in the air again.
"What grudge do you have against me …"
"Can't you say something else!!"
"What grudge do you have against me …"
Mortis really did say something else!
But obviously, her actions angered Goku even more.
So the monkey finally increased the strength of his attacks. Due to the innate suppression of attributes and Mortis' hesitation to use her full strength, she gradually fell into a disadvantage.
In the end, Goku finally found an opening and smashed Mortis in the chest with his stick.
Seeing this scene, Eight-cloud Ink was horrified. The monkey really didn't care about the fairer sex at all. He directly smashed Mortis' full chest in her adult form!
Athena and Angela shuddered. For the first time, they felt that it was great that they were flat-chested.
Mortis, who was smashed, fell to the ground with a wail. The divine power scattered in all directions and blew away the surrounding tall trees. Her body also smashed a large hole in the ground.
In the end, Goku grabbed the defenseless Metis by his leg and dragged him back to where he came from.
Mortis, who was dragged back, muttered unconsciously even though she was unconscious.
"What grudge do you have against me …"
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