"I'm called the Unbreakable Ice Dragon."
The green-haired girl with dark circles under her eyes, the Unbreakable Ice Dragon, grabbed Eight-cloud Ink's sleeve and said.
"Although it's very sudden, I want to ask you something. Can you teach me how to make a child?"
"Huh?"
"Can you teach me how to make a child?"
The Unbreakable Ice Dragon repeated again.
What's the situation in front of me!
A random girl ran to me and asked me how to make a child. What's wrong with this world!
Eight-cloud Ink's eyes twitched and he lowered his head, looking at the green-haired girl who called herself the Unbreakable Ice Dragon.
Compared to the Unbreakable Ice Dragon in front of me, the Unbreakable Ice Dragon, bah, I mean Haruki Muyama stripping in public is too weak!
Could it be that this Ice Breaking Centipede was a girl with a mental problem?
Thinking like this, Eight-cloud Ink suddenly asked, "How many bananas are three oranges and two apples?"
"So that's how it is. Such a beautiful boy actually has mental problems?"
The Unbreakable Ice Dragon showed a regretful look and let go of Eight-cloud Ink's hand.
He was despised!
Eight-cloud Ink was suddenly in a mess.
"However, although he looks good, it's normal to have mental problems when dressed like this." The Unbreakable Ice Dragon continued to attack.
However, Eight-cloud Ink suddenly showed a trace of surprise.
This woman actually found out that he was a man at the first moment.
Eight-cloud Ink could be sure that this girl called the Unbreakable Ice Dragon was just an ordinary human. Her behavior just now looked a bit strange.
An ordinary human without any mysterious power was able to identify her gender so easily.
The Unbreakable Ice Dragon looked at Eight-cloud Ink who suddenly stared at her, tilted her head, and suddenly reached out and grabbed the brocade belt on Eight-cloud Ink's waist.
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? "
"Although I don't think it's necessary to explain to people with mental problems, I'll explain it out of courtesy. I'm going to test how to make a child myself. "
The Unbreakable Ice Dragon raised her head.
"Pa!" A huge "#" appeared on Eight-cloud Ink's forehead.
Eight-cloud Ink knocked on the head of the Unbreakable Ice Serpent and snorted, "How am I mentally ill?"
"You're the one who's asking such a strange question to a stranger for the first time. You're the one with a mental problem, okay?"
"It's not my fault."
The Unbreakable Ice Serpent shook its head, its voice flat and emotionless.
"It's the world."
— — Qian Lue, Miss World of Xiyuan Temple of the Heavenly Kingdom, you've worked hard.
Ignoring the subtle emotions in Eight-cloud Ink's heart, the Unbreakable Ice Viper continued, "Ever since the Public Order, Good Morals, and Healthy Parenting Law was promulgated, all information about how to have a child has been deleted. Be it teachers, parents, or society, there is no way to obtain this knowledge normally."
"They say that as long as a man and a woman love each other from the bottom of their hearts, they will naturally have the crystallization of their love. They are trying to use such a vague term like 'love' to cover up the secret of the birth of life."
"I want to reveal the truth of pregnancy!"
The Unbreakable Ice Centipede enunciated the last sentence clearly.
Eight-cloud Ink couldn't help but click its tongue.
Could it be that the younger generation of this world is like the Unbreakable Ice Serpent in front of me, completely ignorant of this matter?
The problem seems to be … very serious!
"I say … Have you always been like this? You just randomly meet someone and ask them about this kind of thing … "
Eight-cloud Ink looked at the Unbreakable Ice Serpent, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Is this really okay? Aren't you afraid of encountering bad people? You're just an ordinary student, right? "
The Unbreakable Ice Serpent shook its head. Although it had thick dark circles under its eyes, it looked at Eight-cloud Ink with an extremely serious gaze.
"I'm a man, I can judge whether a person is dangerous or not —"
A bad feeling came over its heart.
"— So you're a good person."
After a pause, the Unbreakable Ice Serpent added, "Although it's a little strange."
"I'm a strange good person, I'm sorry."
Eight-cloud Ink snorted in annoyance.
At this time, the dark clouds in the sky that originally covered the moon began to disperse.
The bright moonlight poured down on the earth.
Under the moonlight, the Unbreakable Ice Serpent finally noticed a phenomenon that it had not noticed before.
"Why?"
"Hmm? What why? "
"Why, you're not wearing PM?"
The Unbreakable Ice Serpent pointed to its slender neck.
The PM on it was tightly attached to her delicate skin.
"Why don't you guess?"
Eight-cloud Ink asked back.
The Unbreakable Ice Serpent frowned, "You're not Japanese?"
"Yes, yes, no."
Of course he was not Japanese, he was not even human — why did this sound so strange?
"I see, you're not Japanese? That's great! "
The Unbreakable Ice Serpent showed a somewhat expectant expression.
"Can you use a non-Japanese way to speak? It's the kind of way where the Japanese are not allowed to say forbidden words! "
"You can just ask me to tell you dirty jokes …"
Eight-cloud Ink rubbed its eyebrows, feeling a headache.
"It's so late, are you sure it's not strange? You're a student, you should have school tomorrow, right? "
"It's okay, I don't have to go to school tomorrow! Because school will be closed tomorrow. "
"Oh? Why? "
"Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on the" H Prohibition Act "at school, and at the same time, a new PM device will be introduced."
Eight-cloud Ink looked at the Unbreakable Ice Serpent in surprise, "You're a student of Shioka Academy?"
"Yes."
The Unbreakable Ice Serpent nodded, and then changed the topic, "Speaking of which, since you're not Japanese and don't wear PM, you should be able to tell me the secret of being pregnant with (mythological beast), right? Tell me, please tell me! "
With that, the Unbreakable Ice Serpent tiptoed and leaned on Eight-cloud Ink.
"You better know when to stop!"
With a karate chop, the Unbreakable Ice Serpent was knocked down.
The green-haired girl with dark circles under her eyes wailed and knelt on the ground.
Coincidentally, her head was attached to Eight-cloud Ink's lower abdomen.
The soft touch of the gorgeous and expensive fabric on her forehead made the Unbreakable Ice Serpent surprised for a moment, and then she immediately noticed something else.
"As a person, little (beep —) — Ah! That was close. "
Halfway through, the Unbreakable Ice Serpent suddenly stopped.
"To put it another way, I think matsutake is the key to being pregnant with (mythological beast), right?"
"Matsutake?"
The embarrassed Eight-cloud Ink looked at the sky speechlessly.
— — In this world without dirty jokes, what kind of teeth did these children have?!
⑧
"Welcome to our next visit!!"
The cat-human girl, Ania, stood at the door and waved energetically at Yuriko and the others who were leaving.
"Ah! I'm so full! "
Yui and Fran Duo touched their round bellies and looked up at Yuriko.
"Hey, Sister Yuriko, where are we going next?"
"Next?"
Yuriko remembered the news she accidentally got in the tavern.
The Guild.
"Let's go find someone to ask about the Guild."
"The Guild? What's that? "
Fran Duo tilted her head, the crystal wings on her back moving.
"It seems to be a place where adventurers can exchange these magic stones for money."
Yuriko squatted down and touched Fran Duo's head.
"Let's go exchange some money, then we can buy delicious food for you, Fran!"
"Delicious food!"
Fran Duo's eyes lit up. She was just full, but now she showed this expression.
What a cute little foodie.
After randomly finding a passerby who looked like an adventurer and asking him about the Guild, Yuriko took the three little lolis to the Guild.
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