The curtains of the singing competition were lifted with the song of Blue Blue Road.
When the "Four Second Ladies" finally finished singing "Blue Blue Road", the audience below the stage had long lost their souls and had no idea what was going on.
"Too scary … too scary …"
Marisa's body trembled like a sieve. She grabbed Ling Meng, who was beside her. Her lips trembled as if she wanted to say something, but nothing came out.
Princess Ling Meng did not notice Marisa's actions at all. The red-and-white witch's eyes were lifeless, and the huge bow on her head was crooked to the side of her ears. Her face was so pale that it was as if her money box had disappeared.
Wenwen seemed to be trying to take a picture, but she failed to press the shutter with her trembling hands. In the end, she could only fall to the ground in desperation.
As one of the judges, Four Seasons' Echo Concubine sat on the opposite side of the stage. King Yanluo patted his cheeks to get his expression back to normal before he raised a sign.
There was a number written on it — 6.
Speaking of which, why 6!?
"It should have been 9 points, but because of Flandre's sudden performance, she disrupted the team's rhythm, so it's only 6 points!"
Lord Four Seasons explained.
It must have been hard on you, Lord Four Seasons, to give such a demonic song such a serious score …
Eight-cloud Ink walked onto the stage with a subtle expression.
Shokuhou Misaki had already fainted when she heard Madame Sasuke singing Blue Blue Road.
The audience looked at Eight-cloud Ink worriedly. Some of them were already praying that there wouldn't be any more strange songs.
Then, Eight-cloud Ink took out the card with the program list.
"Then, the next song is — hmm?!
Thank goodness, thank goodness, it was a song that seemed normal …
Eight-cloud Ink secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
But was that really the case?
Don't forget that this scroll is used to throw out moral integrity — ah, I didn't say anything …
The Kappa began to play with the player backstage, and then the high-powered sound system around the stage started to play cheerful music.
Katsuko, who wore her hair in two ponytails, and Narako, who had brilliant silver hair, stood on the stage.
The two girls stood facing each other, holding microphones and looking at each other.
Vaguely, Eight-cloud Ink felt that the stage was filled with a faint lily aura.
Then, this intoxicating lily scent shattered into pieces the moment the girls opened their mouths to sing...
"Hey! Hey! Mosaic, shoot that loli!! "
“3P！ 3P！ 3P！ 3P！ 3P！ 3P！ 3P … "
"Thunder! Tell your mother to go and act cute! "
"Hurry up and get gay! It doesn't matter where you touch!"
"Thunder! Mommy, you're also here to act cute! "
"Then it doesn't matter where you touch a chestnut!"
"You're a chicken (3P! 3P! "
"Someone stole your chicken (3P! 3P! "
"You are a [Beep] [Beep] [Beep] — (3P! 3P! "
"Ana Da Ya, where do you want to shoot? You want to shoot your aunt? Ha! "
"Suga, fake milk or whatever, bye bye ~"
"If you use Youku, it doesn't matter where you touch!"
"Suga, aunty and the rest, bye bye ~"
"Gay people must be banned! It doesn't matter where you touch. "
…
This, this, this, this, this, this, this …
What the hell are they singing?!!!
Eight-cloud Ink looked at the two immoral girls who were singing happily on stage.
Is it really okay for you to continue singing like this?!
And why are you singing that line "3P! 3P! "when you're singing, you have to stare at me!!
Can't you see my sister's murderous gaze?! Shut up, you two bastards!!
No matter how much Eight-cloud Ink complained offstage, Katsuko and Narako on stage seemed to have pressed a strange switch in their hearts.
Following Yakumo's breakdown and the audience's cheers, the song entered the climax (Mythical Beast) section. There weren't many people in Fantasy Village with integrity who would cheer when they heard such a song.
"Duck egg! Duck egg! "" Meow!! "
"Duck egg! Duck egg! Duck egg! "" Meow!! "
The two girls took a deep breath and then sang at the top of their voices,
"Come and kill that cute loli!!"
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Boom!!
Eight-cloud Ink felt like he was struck by lightning — and it was the kind that failed the tribulation and couldn't even become an individual immortal.
Come and kill that cute Lolita quickly …
Come and kill that cute loli …
Come and kill that cute loli …
Loli …
I've already made up the number of words, and you still haven't reacted?
After that, the two girls who had lost their integrity sang something strange that needed to be harmonious, but Eight-cloud Ink didn't pay attention to it.
In addition to the Blue Blue Road that kept echoing in his mind, there was another line, "Come and kill that cute loli …"
The two ghastly lines kept repeating and merging until they finally became a single sentence.
Come and kill that cute Blue Blue Road …
[It's over —]
Eight-cloud Ink's face turned pale.
[— My demonic view, my three views! I'm going to be crippled by them.]
Thinking that he might have to face the terrifying life of the demonic Blue Blue Road whenever he saw a cute loli, Eight-cloud Ink felt that his future was bleak.
Just as Eight-cloud Ink was doing his best to repair his three views, Narako and Katsuko finally finished singing.
Then, the heaven-shaking cheers almost overturned the roof of the Bori Shrine.
The demons seemed to be completely excited by this song without any integrity.
Yi Chui Watermelon drank three big bowls of wine in one breath.
Three red — I mean stars. Xiong Yongyi almost pulled the horn on his forehead off.
Demondream was subconsciously pulling her cotton candy, ah pui, it was her accompanying spirit. It seemed that the accompanying spirit was about to be pulled by Demondream into a post-modern work of art — it was actually pulled into the shape of a Mobius strip.
You You Zi actually started to hiccup — this is a mutation, this must be a mutation!
Son of Heaven was so excited that he even pulled off all the peaches on his hat.
Then, Ms. M's hat made a series of very cartoonish "pop" "pop" sounds, and peaches popped out one after another. Biologists, physicists, philosophers, chemists, and material scientists on the Blue Planet would all cry if they saw this scene!
"Seven points!"
What made Eight-cloud Ink feel the most despair was that Lord Four Seasons actually gave the song a seven out of ten rating!
"Although the lyrics are debatable, it completely stirred up the atmosphere of the scene, very much in line with the festival theme. Hmm, the melody is also not bad, so I give it seven out of ten!"
Lord Four Seasons, I beg of you, Lord Four Seasons, if you continue to speak nonsense like this, the prestige of King Yanluo will completely collapse!
"Cute loli" and "autumn harvest" have nothing to do with each other!
Eight-cloud Ink whose three views were completely destroyed walked up the stage step by step.
No matter what, the singing competition had to continue.
With trembling hands, Eight-cloud Ink took out the card and used a lot of courage to look at the next program.
"Next, let us enjoy Alice · Megatron, ah pui, I mean Alice · Magtroyd and Marisa — Hmm!? The Little Girl Picking Mushrooms!!?? "
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