"What?" the fairy in yellow asked calmly.
Li Mu said, "It's … uh, it's … that … uh, fairy, no matter what, I'll take responsibility."
What was going on?
Li Mu was still in a state of confusion.
"Haha, little guy, are you talking about men and women having sex?" the fairy in yellow said lightly.
Li Mu almost spat out a mouthful of saliva.
Damn it, why was she so direct?
Why were women driving more and more unscrupulous?
"Little guy, you're thinking too much. I'm old enough to be your grandma's grandma." The fairy in yellow said calmly, "Just now, I was just trying to save you. If you really did anything out of line, I would have killed you with a palm."
"Huh?" Li Mu opened his mouth wide and then nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
But in his heart, he didn't quite agree with what the fairy in yellow said.
After all, it was skin to skin.
Although it might not have happened, he remembered that when the fairy in yellow was almost molested by the disciples of the Rain Tribe, there was shame and despair in her eyes. So what if it had been tens of thousands of years? After all, it was a woman's body.
Just now, the two of them were hugging like that. That was already out of line, wasn't it?
Li Mu still bowed seriously and said, "Thank you, senior."
"Senior?" The fairy in yellow looked at Li Mu and asked, "Am I very old?"
Li Mu, "???"
In the heart of the fairy in yellow, there was suddenly a kind of emotion. She thought of the prosperous imperial palace in the past, but now it was as cold as water.
She looked at Li Mu and said, "Call me big sister."
Li Mu immediately said honestly, "Big sister."
There was a trace of warmth on the face of the fairy in yellow.
Her tone was much gentler, and she nodded her head slightly. "Alright, you have just advanced into the High Emperor Realm, so you need to consolidate your realm and get used to your strength. You need to comprehend the wonders of the High Emperor Realm, so just rest here. I will pluck an immortality peach for you to completely stabilize your realm."
After saying that, she turned and floated away.
Li Mu stood where he was, and he didn't know how to describe his feelings.
Just now, when she called him 'Big Sister', she was completely convinced.
Even though the yellow-clothed fairy didn't say much, he knew very well that as the saying goes, you reap what you sow. The reason why he was able to have such a fortuitous encounter and not be slapped to death by the yellow-clothed fairy was definitely because he saved them from the hands of the Rain Tribe disciples. After that, he risked his life to save them from the pursuit of the Wind Tribe disciples.
These things must have been seen by the Yellow Fairy.
Just think about it, if he did not help the Divine Jade Beauty sculpture, or if he was like the disciples of the Rain Division and did some despicable things in order to obtain the Divine Spirit, or if he did not use the Scapegoat Doll to save him when he was being chased by the Wind Division Leader, he would have been completely dead by now.
Every sip and every peck was predetermined.
"It's better to be kind."
He was just about to sit down and carefully comprehend the wonders of the Upper Emperor Realm to adapt to the power in his body.
Suddenly, a yellow light flashed in the distance.
The yellow-clothed fairy returned, her face ashen. "Call your dog over."
"Ah?"
Li Mu was baffled.
"Ah ah ah ah? You knew it, didn't you? " The yellow-clothed fairy looked quite mad. She said angrily, "Your stupid dog is about to be eaten up by the flat peaches in the garden. Go and stop it."
At that, Li Mu was so scared that he almost bit his tongue off.
"Crap."
"That stupid dog sobered up?"
"I forgot that it is still on the bronze chariot."
"What a blunder!"
"Given its temperament, it can definitely eat up the flat peaches."
"Stupid dog, get over here." Li Mu roared.
A white light flashed.
"Woof, woof, human pet? Are you all right? "The stupid Husky moved amazingly fast and appeared by Li Mu's side in a flash.
It had completely sobered up and was refreshed.
Standing up on its hind legs with a half-eaten peach in its hand, the silly dog chuckled. "I came to see you a while ago, but I found the two of you naked in the middle of copulating in the water, so I didn't disturb you …"
"Plop!"
Li Mu directly fell to the ground.
"Mating?"
He looked at the yellow-clothed fairy guiltily.
"Shut your dog mouth." The yellow-clothed fairy suddenly looked like an exasperated mortal woman who fell from the Ninth Heaven Imperial Court to the mortal world. She roared, "I am going to kill a dog today."
The stupid dog said disdainfully, "You just chased me for a long time. Can you catch up with me? Hahaha, I, the dog emperor, have now opened the Conception and Governing Vessels and awakened my power. Hahaha, I am already invincible in the world. Woof, hahaha. "
It was very smug. It turned to Li Mu and said triumphantly, "Human pet, your spring is coming. From now on, with a dog in hand, you have the world. If anyone dares to make things difficult for you, I will bite him to death for you."
Li Mu was speechless.
"You are a f * cking dog. How can you open the Conception and Governing Vessels?"
"Besides, if you have opened the Conception and Governing Vessels, you are just an ordinary martial arts expert on Earth. What is there to show off?"
"But what did it just say?"
"Even the yellow-clothed fairy can't catch up with it?"
It seemed that its strength had really increased again. After all, judging from the speed of the yellow-clothed fairy just now, even if Li Mu had entered the Upper Emperor Realm, he would still be inferior to her.
"Woof, haha, Li Mu, you have a good eye for mating partners. But this yellow-clothed woman is a little fierce. I don't think you can control her." The stupid dog gnawed on the peach in its front paw. The peach juice flowed down the corner of its mouth and it whimpered.
"Li Mu." The yellow-clothed fairy looked as if she wanted to kill someone.
Li Mu quivered and slapped the back of the stupid dog's head. He said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense. That is the fairy sister helping me practice martial arts …"
The Husky's eyes widened. "I don't read much. Don't lie to me. Can mating help you practice martial arts?"
The yellow-clothed fairy was about to go crazy.
Seeing that the situation was not right, Li Mu hugged the stupid dog and pressed it to the ground. He said, "What the f * ck did you read? You never read … Believe it or not, I will cut off your tongue. She is my sister …"
"Woof? Sister? Li Mu, you won't even let go of your sister? " The stupid dog immediately widened its eyes in disbelief. "When did you have such a sister? According to the mating rules of you humans, mating with older sisters is forbidden. You're really a beast … boohoo. "
Li Mu directly covered the stupid dog's mouth.
It dared to say anything.
The yellow-clothed fairy's face had completely darkened.
"This stupid dog has a low IQ and speaks without thinking. Fairy sister, don't lower yourself to its level." Li Mu hurriedly smiled apologetically and explained. But in his heart, he was thinking that he must ask this stupid dog what mating was all about. Could it really be … Li Mu's heart trembled. No way?
The yellow-clothed fairy almost broke her teeth. But when Li Mu called her sister, she calmed down.
She finally said angrily, "Control your dog. If it says anything it shouldn't, I will definitely kill it and eat its meat."
After that, she fled.
The female driver was defeated by a dog.
Li Mu fiercely rubbed the stupid dog's face with a dark face. He took out the Four-edged Soul-wounding Broadsword and gestured at the stupid dog's neck. He said, "Stupid dog, if you say anything about mating again, believe it or not, I will really kill you."
The stupid dog nodded repeatedly.
Li Mu then let it go. He suppressed his anger and said, "How many fairy peaches did you eat?"
The stupid dog jumped up and gasped for air. "I don't remember. Anyway, I basically ate all the trees over there. Speaking of which, these peaches are really delicious. It's like I've eaten them somewhere before. But they're too small. They're gone after a few bites. I've eaten so many, but I'm still not full."
Li Mu almost bit off his tongue.
Motherf * cker, do you know what you just ate?
Do you want to be full from eating immortal peaches?
Li Mu moved the Four-edged Soul-wounding Broadsword. For a moment, he really wanted to cut the stupid dog's stomach open and take out all the undigested immortal peaches.
He had risked his life to obtain a single immortal peach. Ever since this stupid dog had entered the Immortal Palace, it had gotten itself drunk and had been lying on the ground like a corpse the entire time. It hadn't exerted any strength at all, but it had instead eaten so many immortal peaches.
"Is there any f * cking justice?"
"Human pet, your idea is very dangerous." The stupid dog cautiously stepped back and said, "It's just a few peaches."
Before his voice died away —
The yellow-clothed fairy returned. The murderous intent in her eyes was almost tangible. She resisted the urge to kill the dog and threw a small peach the size of a child's fist to Li Mu. She said, "This is the last one. Eat it to consolidate your realm. Then come to me. I have something to tell you."
Then she left quickly.
She was afraid that if she stayed any longer, she would be irritated by the stupid dog's words.
Li Mu looked at the small peach in his hand and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"The last immortal peach?"
"It doesn't seem to be fully ripe."
"In that case, the stupid dog should have eaten all the immortal peaches in this peach garden."
Without hesitation, he ate the small peach and immediately ran the Xiantian Skill to activate the Divine Talisman in his body to refine the energy of the immortal peach.
The silly dog watched on in boredom. Suddenly, it felt a little full. So, it imitated the silly dog and sat cross-legged beside Li Mu to cultivate.
An hour later —
Li Mu got up.
He had completely digested the energy of the second immortal peach and stabilized his realm at the peak of the early stage of the Upper Emperor Realm.
Seeing the silly dog still sitting cross-legged beside him, Li Mu didn't mind it. Instead, he changed his clothes, left the ruins of the Cleansing Pavilion, and entered the peach forest.
Soon, he saw the yellow-clothed fairy.
She stood quietly under an immortal peach tree. The other six divine jade beauties had been moved under the tree and stood beside her.
The wind fluttered the fairies' dresses, as if they had come to life in an instant.
"Sister." Li Mu's mouth seemed to be smeared with honey. He went up to her and called her sister.
The expression on the yellow-clothed fairy's face softened. She turned around, nodded, and said, "You're here. Well, not bad. Your realm is very stable. I have something to tell you. Listen carefully."
Hearing that, Li Mu asked in surprise, "Sister, are you leaving?"
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