Li Mu could tell that the relationship between Evil Moon and the old faker was not harmonious. The quarrel between the cat and the fish had become a must-have.
"Wait?"
"A cat and a fish?"
Li Mu suddenly understood something.
Even the children in kindergarten knew that cats liked fish best. The two of them were sworn enemies.
Li Mu suddenly couldn't help wiping away tears of sympathy for the old faker.
Back then, when the old faker had just been thrown into the Thunder Prison, he must have been almost eaten by the Evil Moon. That was a touching and touching period of battle of wits and courage.
"D * mn it! When I get out, I'll definitely find that fat pig and cut him into streaky pork, roast kidney, fried liver tips, braised pork knuckles, pig head meat, braised pig intestines …" Evil Moon, who was very angry at first, suddenly drooled as he spoke.
Li Mu was speechless.
"He is indeed a foodie."
"He is exactly the same as Little Nine."
"Wait?"
"Fat pig?"
A ray of light flashed in Li Mu's mind at the right time.
"Senior Evil Moon …" Li Mu said.
"Howl, the dragon roared. Call me king!" Evil Moon roared.
Li Mu had to say, "King Evil Moon, is your disciple called Zhu Luyi? He is a … well, a … uh, no, a genius of the pig race."
"Is Zhu Luyi a genius?"
"Forget it."
Li Mu thought against his will.
"Zhu Luyi? Is he still insisting on this stupid name? Didn't I give him the name Zhu Bajie and the Buddhist name Incompetent? "Evil Moon said discontentedly.
Li Mu was speechless.
"Zhu Bajie?"
"Incompetent pig?"
"King Evil Moon, are you kidding?"
Recalling that Evil Moon said that he smelled the scent of Earth people from Li Mu, Li Mu was now 100% sure that Evil Moon must have lived on Earth or been to Earth.
"No, how do you know? Have you seen that pig? "
Evil Moon said in hindsight.
Li Mu thought for a moment and said, "Right now, he's leading the Demonic Cultivators' Alliance to attack the Demon-subduing Pavilion and distract them. That's why I could spare some time to save … find you two."
Evil Moon touched his chin with his purple claws and suddenly burst into laughter. "I deserve to be called an elegant and cruel king. My disciple has also inherited some of my traits. Old fat fish, look, your disciple can only sneak around alone, while my disciple leads thousands of troops and horses. Hahaha, can you compare?"
At once, Li Mu was in a mess.
I've seen a ghost.
What did it mean to be sneaky?
The old faker spat out bubbles of thunder liquid and said, "Hehe."
"Hehe?"
"En, hehe."
"Awoo, what do you mean by 'hehe'? Want to fight? "
"Gulu gulu, come on, who's afraid of who?"
The pair of enemies were about to fight.
Li Mu was startled and hurriedly said, "Wait a minute. This kind of thing is not important. What's important is to get out of here as soon as possible. The Demon-subduing Pavilion is guarded by several Immortal Emperors. If we delay any longer, the army of demonic cultivators outside may be wiped out."
"Humph, Immortal Emperors are nothing." Evil Moon said disdainfully, "If I can get out, I'll bite one of them to death."
Li Mu said, "Can you get out?"
"Well …" Evil Moon licked his claws and said decisively, "No."
Li Mu was speechless.
The old faker said, "This Thunder Prison is a rare and excellent place to achieve Taoism. It's rare in the world. It's not easy to get here. If I don't completely cast the key of the Great Way and leave now, wouldn't it be a waste of God's gift?"
Evil Moon put his left forelimbs on his hips and laughed to the sky. He also said, "Meow, hahaha, that's right. I can't leave until my whole body turns snow-white again. At that time, hahaha, I'll be invincible. Hahaha, even Ding Hao will have to kneel in front of me and call me daddy."
Ding Hao?
Sword-Broadsword Emperor Ding Hao?
Li Mu was stunned. Then, he immediately realized that the origin of this cat might have something to do with Ding Hao. No wonder … As the saying goes, if the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be crooked. Could it be that the legendary wise and invincible Ding Hao is actually a fool?
Bah.
"Is this the time to think about these questions?"
Li Mu shook his head, feeling a little confused.
Now, he could be sure that the omnipotent, wise, and great demon in the mouth of the Little Demon Ancestor and many demon cultivators was this arrogant and comedic white cat, Evil Moon.
But it wouldn't go out.
"What should I do?"
Li Mu didn't know how to do it.
He looked at the old faker.
Before he could say anything, the old faker waved his hand and said, "Don't ask. If you ask, I won't go out."
Li Mu was speechless.
"What else can I do?"
So many people had worked so hard and risked their lives to plan the rescue operation. Now, many people must have died outside, but the two guys didn't go out.
Although Li Mu could understand it, the problem was …
"What should I do next?"
"Forget it. I can't let you come here for nothing." The old faker thought for a moment, reached into his arms, and rubbed them hard. Then, he said, "Come here and show you a treasure."
Li Mu felt a chill.
The old faker rubbed out a piece of black mud from the strange places like his armpit or his chest. He put it in his palm and said, "I remember that you practice the way of fire. Thunder and fire are of the same attribute. This Big Spiral Thunder Pill is a gift for you. Take it and integrate it …"
Li Mu resisted the urge to vomit and asked, "How do I integrate this thing?"
The old faker said, "Eat it, of course."
Li Mu immediately flew into a rage and said, "That's disgusting. Even if I die outside, starve to death, or jump out of the immortal realm, I will never eat this thing. Ah, ah, ah, ah."
The old faker said, "Don't underestimate it. It is the essence of the thunder in the Prison of Thunder that I have refined for years. As long as you integrate it and completely master its power, you will definitely improve a big realm."
Li Mu immediately snatched the big spiral thunder pill and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
The old faker: "…"
Li Mu said again, "But you only gave me one. It's not easy. After all, you know Little Nine is also waiting for you. It's hard for me to explain it to him."
The old faker was speechless, so he put his hands into his pants again and rubbed them.
"Shit."
Li Mu's eyeballs almost burst.
"My eyes."
Li Mu wailed in his heart.
Soon, the old faker took out a big lump from his groin.
Another big lump came out from his groin.
Li Mu took it, sealed it in a special storage device, and marked it. This thing must not be mixed up. He must give it to the stupid dog Little Nine. He completely extinguished the idea of embezzling this big spiral thunder pill at this moment.
Li Mu coughed and tried to say, "In fact, there is also the earth rogue tiger and Yuan Hou …"
The old faker opened his eyes wide.
Li Mu said matter-of-factly, "We share blessings and misfortunes together. They have made great efforts to find you … Besides, only when our strength is improved together can we have fun together and do something big." Li Mu said matter-of-factly.
The old faker then rubbed his chest and back with his hands speechlessly. Finally, he rubbed out two big spiral thunder balls and said, "Let's make it clear first. That's all. If you take more, I'll die."
Li Mu took it eagerly.
Then, he looked at Evil Moon.
The pupils of Evil Moon's big jewel-like eyes constricted.
"What does he mean?"
"Does this stupid human want to blackmail me?"
Evil Moon couldn't believe it.
Li Mu said, "Look, your disciple Zhu Luyi, in order to save you, he risked his life and led a group of people to the Demon Prison Mountain to die … Great King Evil Moon, don't you want to reward him?"
Evil Moon refused without hesitation, "Does he deserve it?"
Li Mu: "…"
"Is the relationship between master and disciple so bad?"
In his heart, Li Mu couldn't help but shed a tear of sympathy for Zhu Luyi. Then, he said seriously, "Great Lord Evil Moon, it's not about whether I deserve it or not. Think about it. If I show off the magic treasures my master gave me, but you don't give me any reward, Zhu Luyi won't complain about you, but what will the other demons think? We all think that King Evil Moon is a pauper who can't live a good life in the Thunder Prison … "
"Meow? Okay, stop it. "
Evil Moon interrupted Li Mu's long speech. He reluctantly pulled out three silver-white hairs from his neck and said, "Give this to him. It is definitely much better than the dirt on the old fat fish."
Li Mu chuckled, took it over, and said, "Will two be enough?"
Evil Moon widened his eyes and said incredulously, "Three."
Li Mu said innocently, "Doesn't it include the errand fee?"
Evil Moon was silent. Finally, he pulled out another hair and handed it to Li Mu, saying, "How can I be stingy? Take it and get lost. I have a problem with you now. Just wait and see. "
Li Mu also breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, extorting demons was a technical job. If he didn't do it well, he might end up having to invite the whole village to dinner.
Li Mu's mood was much better now that he had gotten enough money.
He thought for a moment and said, "When can you two completely master the magic power and go out to turn the tide?"
The old faker and Evil Moon said in unison, "Half a year."
Li Mu's scalp went numb.
"Half a year?"
"Half a year later, when the two masters go out, they might be able to collect the bodies of me and the little demon ancestor."
The old faker said, "You two hide and keep a low profile for a while. Half a year later, the Dongsheng Continent will change."
Evil Moon said, "Ow, Mu Cuo, at that time, I will show up to save the world. Not only the Dongsheng Continent, but the whole immortal world will be turned upside down because of me. Meow, hahaha."
"But …" Li Mu still wanted to say something.
"Go."
Evil Moon stretched out his hand and sent Li Mu out of the Thunder Prison. He threw Li Mu onto the Myriad Tao Ark and gently flicked the ark. Whoosh! In an instant, the ark was bounced to the end of the void and the edge of the endless forest.
Standing at the edge of the forest, Li Mu thought for a moment, sighed, and turned to leave.
"I'm so stupid."
"Really."
"How could I pin my hopes on these two unreliable guys?"
"One is a fish, and the other is a cat."
Li Mu quickly left the Thunder Prison.
When he arrived at the Yin Prison area of the Demon Prison Mountain, he found that the entire Demon Prison Mountain had been completely in a mess.
A fierce battle was going on.
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