"Amitabha. Don't be impulsive. Don't hit me." Li Mu said seriously, "Benefactors, please talk nicely. Don't be so violent … Besides, I agree that I'm a monk, but please don't call me a bald ass. In fact, I have hair. If you don't believe me, you can take a closer look."
"Damn it. Is this bald ass a fool?"
A ruffian pulled out a dagger from his waist and approached Li Mu step by step. With a grim smile, he said, "Damn bald ass, damn bald ass, damn bald ass, I'll call you a bald ass. Hahaha. What can you do if you don't agree?" As he said, he stabbed the dagger at Li Mu's waist.
The waist was a vital part of a person's body. If the dagger stabbed into it, the lower half of the person's body and the rest of his life would be ruined.
"No … Big brother, get out of the way." The little girl exclaimed and subconsciously wanted to stop him.
"Don't. Master Ma, please be merciful …" Granny Cai also looked anxious. She wanted to stop him, but she was old and couldn't react fast enough.
The woman in white quietly held the sword hilt with one hand.
Clang!
There was a light sound of metal colliding.
"Ah?" The ruffian was stunned.
He instinctively felt that his wrist was numb, as if a dagger stabbed into a rock.
"Damn it. This bald ass is wearing iron armor."
He looked at it in shock, only to find that the dagger didn't stab into the armor at all. Instead, it was bounced off by something hard, as if it had stabbed into an iron armor.
"Amitabha. Buddha bless me … Benefactor, it's not an iron armor. It's my flesh. But I'm protected by the Dharma, and I'm indestructible." Although Li Mu was full of nonsense, he still looked like an enlightened monk. He said, "Benefactors, I've already suffered a blow from you. Now we're even. How about this, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot? Leave the gold ingots and go."
The little girl and Granny Cai opened their mouths in shock.
The woman in white, whose face was covered by a white veil, couldn't see the expression on her peerlessly beautiful face. But she slowly loosened her grip on the sword hilt.
The horse-faced ruffian and the others were stunned.
"Invincible Vajra? Who do you think you're bluffing … Damn it, I don't believe it … "The ruffian was furious. He clenched his teeth and waved his dagger, stabbing dozens of times like raindrops. He roared," Damned bald donkey, I'll stab you to death, stab you to death … "
Li Mu did not dodge.
However, even when the ruffian's wrist was swollen, his arm was almost broken, and the tip of the dagger was broken, he did not make even a small cut on Li Mu's body. On the contrary, he was so tired that he was gasping for breath.
Granny Cai looked at Li Mu in disbelief.
The little girl, who was hiding behind her grandmother, had her mouth wide open. Her skinny face was filled with admiration.
The white-clothed lady's eyes were sharp.
She looked at the wounds on the back of Li Mu's clothes caused by the dagger. Through the wounds, she could see the muscles underneath. Obviously, he was made of flesh and blood instead of iron armor. Just now, there was no fluctuation of internal qi, which indicated that the little monk did not use internal qi. It was only the strength of his body that blocked the stabbing of the dagger …
Hmm, it's a pretty good external hard body skill.
She made such an evaluation in her mind.
"Amitabha. Well, you can call me bald ass if you insist, but please don't add the word 'dead'. After all, I'm still alive. I'm not dead yet." Li Mu said with a serious face, as if being stabbed so many times was not as important as the word 'dead' in front of his name.
"Well, I was wondering why you dared to stand out and meddle in my affairs. Well, it turns out that you have some martial arts." The horse-faced ruffian with yellow teeth suppressed the shock in his heart and sneered.
His rascally manner came back again. He said, "You're a little better than that reckless outsider two days ago. But in Peace County, even a strong dragon has to lie low … Hehe, damn bald ass, so what if you're so powerful? It's easy to dodge a spear in the open, but it's hard to guard against an arrow in the dark. Do you think you can withstand the smokescreen, lime, and dark cyan of our brothers? Can you be invulnerable when you're sleeping? You're not dead now. But in a moment, I'll let you die. "
"Amitabha. Donor, it's not right for you to say that. You're stubborn." Li Mu put his palms together and chanted the name of Buddha with a compassionate look on his face.
The woman in white beside him shook her head.
"Where does this little monk come from? Why is he so silly?"
Although his hard body skill was at the point of perfection and his strength was not bad, it was obvious that he had cultivated the Dharma to the point that his brain was rotten. He looked like a fool. If such a person were to roam the Jianghu, he would be tricked to death sooner or later.
"I wonder where the little monk's master is. How could he let him come out alone?"
When the woman in white passed by, the little monk deliberately ordered three bowls of plain noodles to help Granny Cai and her granddaughter, which caught her attention. At that time, she also thought the granddaughter and her granddaughter were really pitiful, especially the scene where the skinny little girl counted the money with her fingers and saved money, which touched her deep feelings in her heart.
So she also sat down and ordered a bowl of noodles.
No matter what the little girl's purpose of saving money was, she wanted to help her realize it today.
At that time, she had only felt that this little monk had a good heart. But now that something like this had happened, she suddenly had a bit of interest in this silly little monk.
"So what if I'm stubborn?" The horse-faced, yellow-toothed scoundrel laughed. "What can you do to us?"
The so-called scoundrel was actually a scoundrel who pestered others like dogskin plaster. Once stuck, it was hard to get rid of it. In the Water Margin, one of the four ancient masterpieces of China, Yang Zhi, the down-and-out Green Face Beast, had to sell his ancestral saber on the street in order to survive. He was harassed by the scoundrels led by Niu Er, who deliberately made things difficult for him and humiliated him. In the end, Green Face Beast was forced to kill Niu Er. Then, he was arrested by the government and became an accessory soldier, which completely cut off his hope of bringing glory to his ancestors.
Obviously, the horse-faced and his gang were such a group of scoundrels.
"Haha, this damn bald ass … I'm dying of laughter."
"Yeah, what can you do to us?"
"Look at how silly he looks, hahahaha."
"Damn bald ass, you are a monk. Hahaha, monks are merciful. Even if you are a martial artist, so what? Do you dare to kill us? Hahaha. "
"That's right. Damn bald ass, if you have the guts, hit me. Haha, hit me."
The group of scoundrels all laughed merrily.
The passers-by on the street all saw that scene and cursed them inwardly.
The locals all knew these ruffians. They were the scourge of Peace Town and had colluded with several officials in the town. They did some shady business and did a lot of heartless things. The people in the town hated them bitterly, but they could do nothing about it. At this time, seeing these ruffians come to make trouble again, they all hid far away from them for fear of getting involved in trouble.
Some of the neighbors were very sympathetic to Granny Cai and her granddaughter's misfortune, but they did not dare to offer their help. But when they looked at Li Mu, their eyes were full of sympathy and pity. Now that he had provoked Ma San and the other ruthless ruffians, it would be hard for this little monk to leave Peace County alive.
"Alas, Peace Town is not safe at all."
But some passers-by did not know what was going on, so they gathered on the side and watched the scene with curiosity.
But Li Mu did not care about that at all.
He was addicted to cosplay, so he deliberately pretended to be crazy. He put his palms together in front of his chest and pretended to be a silly swallow who wanted to reason with the scoundrels. Then, he earnestly and sincerely persuaded, "Donor, please don't say that. You should know that trouble comes from the mouth … Amitabha."
The scoundrels laughed even more proudly and presumptuously.
"Haha, trouble comes from the mouth? Haha, as your grandpa said, where is the trouble? Haha, damn bald ass, if you have the guts, hit me, hahaha … "Ma San deliberately moved his face closer to Li Mu and said with a complacent and provocative look," Do you know who your grandpa is? Haha, trouble comes from the mouth. Haha, hit me … "
Li Mu put on a silly look and stepped back, saying "Amitabha" over and over again as if he was scared. Then, he said, "Donor, don't say that casually. Good things don't happen, but bad things do … Amitabha."
"Alas, what a silly little monk!"
The woman in white shook her head as she watched.
"What a pedantic idiot!"
"Although he has a brilliant body that is invulnerable to swords and spears, he does not dare to fight. He is so timid and embarrassed by those scoundrels. How can he live in Jianghu so foolishly? Sooner or later, he will be eaten up by others without leaving even his bones."
"Haha, damn bald ass, what's wrong? Are you scared now? Aren't you very powerful? Haha, you are invulnerable. You scared me to death … Hit me, do you dare? Do you dare to hit me? "Ma San became more complacent and leaned toward Li Mu.
"Donor, you can't be serious, can you?" Li Mu kept stepping back.
"Of course I'm serious …"
Crack!
A resounding slap rang out.
Ma San, the horse-faced, yellow-toothed scoundrel, flew out like a broken sack.
Bang!
He bumped into another scoundrel behind him, and the two rolled on the ground like gourds, screaming again and again.
All of a sudden, all the noise around them stopped abruptly and disappeared in an instant, as if a duck was strangled by the neck.
Those complacent scoundrels were instantly stunned.
Even the woman in white was a little stunned.
"Hey?"
"What's going on?"
"Why did this little monk suddenly … really hit them?"
Cries of surprise could be heard from different places on both sides of the street.
In particular, some locals did not expect that the little monk, who looked pedantic, honest, and stupid like a piece of wood, would hit Ma San without hesitation. He directly slapped Ma San and sent him flying.
That slap made some townspeople who had been poisoned by Ma San and his scoundrels feel a kind of sincere relief and refreshment.
But at the same time, they began to deeply worry about the little monk.
Ma San and his scoundrels were simply a group of troublemakers, and it was not so easy to get rid of them.
"Damn it, you … damn bald ass, how dare you hit me, you …" Ma San lay on the ground, stunned for a while, as if he could not believe that he was really slapped by the little monk. It was not until the root of his teeth throbbed with pain that he realized what had happened.
"You're dead, damn bald ass, you're dead …" Ma San made up his mind and climbed to his feet with a clear palm print on his face and blood at the corner of his mouth. He looked like an angry male dog. "Amitabha.
"Amitabha. Benefactor, don't get so worked up. Impulse is the devil. Please listen to me. I am a monk. I am a merciful monk who wants to deliver all living beings from suffering. Since you asked me to do that, I certainly have to satisfy you. Master once said that we monks should try our best to help others when we are out in the world … So, since you want me to beat you and you have said it so many times, I have to satisfy you." Li Mu looked serious.
Li Mu looked serious. He looked like a yes-man and explained with grievance, "Moreover, I confirmed it one last time and asked you if you were serious. You said yes."
"You … I …" Ma San was speechless. He was so angry that he had internal injuries.
But Li Mu still pretended to be very confused. He looked around and said blankly, "To tell you the truth, I have traveled around and seen all kinds of people and things. But it is the first time that I have seen such a strange request as this benefactor."
"Pfft …" The woman in white could not help laughing.
Under the white veil, spring was blooming.
The surrounding streets were also filled with laughter.
Some onlookers also could not help laughing at this time.
Even the ruffians had strange expressions on their faces. They were trying hard not to laugh out loud.
"This little monk is really a f * cking weirdo."
"You motherf * cker …" Ma San covered his face with his hands and spat out a mouthful of blood. He said, "Damn bald ass, good, you've got guts. Hehe, since you've beaten my people, don't expect to walk out of Peace Town alive. You've slapped my left cheek, haven't you? Well, I will stretch my right face here today. If you have guts, try to hit my face again … Hahaha, come on, hit me, hit me! "
That was a typical ruffian's way of thinking.
In Water Margin, Niu Er also used this method to drive Yang Zhi, the Green-Faced Beast who had been patiently restraining himself, into a frenzy.
"Okay." Li Mu nodded.
Then, he raised his hand and slapped again.
"Smack!"
Ma San was sent flying again.
There was also a palm print on the other side of his face, and the imprint of five fingers was clearly visible.
"You … How dare you really hit me? You … "Ma San climbed to his feet and covered his face with his hands. He was shocked and angry. He did not expect that his usual pestering and troublemaking method was so easily defeated today.
"Is this monk a f * cking idiot?"
"Amitabha. Benefactor, I am a kind and helpful monk. If I give roses to others, there will be fragrance on my hands …" Li Mu put his palms together and said, "Benefactor, you have sinned deeply. I want to reform you, so I have to agree to your request. But your request is really strange. I rarely meet such a request. Do you like to be beaten? You have a masochistic tendency. Did you lack parental and maternal love when you were a child, so that led to psychological abnormality …"
"Shut up." Ma San was about to go mad.
"Why does this damn bald ass talk so much nonsense like a fly?"
He opened his mouth and felt a cold wind. His cheeks were twitching and painful. Then, he used the last trick of the "Great Ruffian Method" and said angrily, "Really? Well, if you have guts, kill me today. Otherwise, I will definitely kill you … Haha, damn bald ass, aren't you a helpful person? Well, I will let you kill me. Do you dare? You are a damn bald ass. You want to be a hero to save the beauty? Haha, if you want to save this girl in white, you have to be prepared to kill her. "
Li Mu sighed and said, "Amitabha. If I don't go to hell, who will? Benefactor, monks don't lie. Are you serious about what you said just now?"
"Of course I …" Ma San almost blurted out, "Of course I am serious."
But when he suddenly saw the silly and serious expression of the little monk, he suddenly shivered in his heart. He remembered that the little monk had asked him the same question before, and then he slapped him without hesitation. Ma San suddenly felt that maybe this monk was really a f * cking fool. If he made a promise, he would really dare to kill someone.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt his judgment was right.
Suppressing his anger, Ma San thought carefully and realized that the little monk was simply a pedantic and stupid fool. He had been studying Buddhism and reading scriptures in the temple and had become a fool. Such a person could really do anything.
But when it came to anything, the most terrible thing was to change the way of thinking.
Before, Ma San habitually thought that the little monk would have scruples because he was a monk. But now, on the contrary, he realized that many monks were crazy and stubborn. Many shocking things were done by monks, such as cutting off their own flesh to feed eagles. But this little monk was a lunatic.
After thinking about it for a few breaths, Ma San gave in.
On the surface, it seemed that he was not afraid of death, was unreasonable, and did not care about his life. But in fact, the more such a person was, the more afraid he was of death.
As the saying went, the barbaric feared the unreasonable, the unreasonable feared the foolish, and the foolish feared the reckless.
Ma San felt that he was at most arrogant, while the silly little monk in front of him was basically the kind of person who did not care about his life.
"Damn bald ass, you're lucky today. I have other things to do." Ma San gritted his teeth, and his eyes flashed with fierce light. He said, "Don't you want to release me from purgatory? Well, leave your Buddhist name, and I'll get even with you later. "
At the sight of this, the other ruffians knew that their boss was going to give in.
They also felt that this monk was a bit strange, and it was better not to confront him directly. It was better to find a chance to kill him in private, just like how they killed that meddlesome foreigner a few days ago.
Ruffians were born without the sense of honor and dignity of martial artists, so even if they gave in, they did not feel ashamed at all. They were like a group of insects wandering in the gray area, bullying the weak and fearing the strong. So, when they flinched, they flinched faster than anyone else.
"That's right. Damn bald ass, leave your Buddhist name."
"What? Don't you dare? "
The ruffians supported Ma San and kept a distance from Li Mu, barking and clamoring like a group of defeated dogs.
However, the onlookers, especially the locals, were praying in their hearts, "Little monk, don't say anything. Don't say anything. Leave Peace Town as soon as possible. It's more important to stay alive."
Beside them, Granny Cai was also sweating profusely. She kept winking at Li Mu, telling him not to say anything. The little girl even secretly pulled Li Mu's sleeve and shook her head.
Ma San, the leader of the ruffians, saw the action of the grandma and granddaughter and secretly noted it down.
He made a vicious calculation in his mind that he would find a chance to kill Granny Cai, the old bastard, as a warning to the others in Peace Town. As for the little girl, he would wash her clean and sell her to a brothel.
The woman in white crossed her arms over her chest and waited for Li Mu's answer with great interest, as if she had nothing to do with it.
Li Mu put his palms together and said, "Amitabha, if you are willing to take a step back, it will be the best. My Buddha is merciful …"
When Ma San heard that the stupid monk was going to nag endlessly again, he felt a headache coming on. He interrupted him and said, "Don't f * cking talk nonsense with me. Just say it. Why are you giving the number?"
"Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it."
The kind-hearted Granny Cai, granddaughter and the surrounding residents all prayed in their hearts, "Little monk, don't say it."
"Say it. Say it. If you have the guts, say it."
The ruffians gnashed their teeth and waited for the stupid monk to introduce himself.
Under the gaze of countless people, Li Mu put his palms together and said honestly, "Amitabha, my Buddhist name is Madcap."
"Ah?"
"What?"
"Buddhist name … Madcap?"
Ma San was stunned.
The ruffians were stunned.
Granny Cai and granddaughter were stunned.
The woman in white was stunned.
Even some of the onlookers around them were stunned.
"Madcap?"
"What the hell is this Buddhist name?"
"How can a monk have such a Buddhist name?"
Ma San was so angry that his eyes turned red. "Bald ass, how dare you make up a Buddhist name to fool me?"
Li Mu waved his hands again and again and explained sincerely, "Amitabha. A monk doesn't lie. My Dharma name is really Luan Lai. Before I traveled, I often made trouble in the temple, so my master sent me to travel. Before I left, he gave me the Dharma name Luan Lai."
"Really Madcap?"
Ma San was skeptical.
The people around them were also skeptical.
"Anyway, a monk shouldn't lie."
"Well, do you dare to tell me which temple did you come from?" Ma San asked again.
Li Mu said, "Amitabha, I come from the Snow Mountain Great Wheel Temple. My master is Jiu Mozhi, the abbot of the Great Wheel Temple, who is known as the Great Wheel Wisdom King."
Hearing that, Ma San was a little confused.
"Snow Mountain Great Wheel Temple?
Where? "
"Great Wheel Wisdom King Jiu Mozhi?"
"Who is that?"
"I've never heard of him."
"Well, damn bald ass, I'll remember you." Ma San swore and said, "I'll come back."
When Li Mu heard this sentence, he almost burst into laughter, which almost destroyed the image of a foolish monk he had worked hard to create. Fortunately, he managed to hold it back, but he was complaining in his heart, "Do you think you are Gray Wolf? Such a classic line from the mouth of a maggot-like ruffian is really destroying the image of Gray Wolf, a wife-doting devil and an inventor. Hey!"
Finally, the ruffians left.
The onlookers also left.
"Master Madcap, you've made a big mistake. Leave Peace County as soon as possible." Granny Cai hurriedly took Li Mu's hand and said, "Ma San and the others won't let it go so easily."
"Do you really have a Buddhist name, Madcap?" The woman in white asked, staring at Li Mu.
Li Mu scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Actually, I have two Buddhist names. The one I just told them is the latest one. Before I left the Snow Mountain Great Wheel Temple, my master didn't give me this Buddhist name, Madcap. My previous Buddhist name was not this … Benefactor, do you want to know? If you want to know, I can tell you … "
"Say it." The woman in white raised her eyebrows under the veil.
"This little monk is not only silly, but also talkative."
Li Mu solemnly saluted and said, "My previous Buddhist name is Nonsense."
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He didn't sleep at noon and wrote the new chapter.
He combined the two into one and made it.
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