Jiang Xiaofan felt that he was very unlucky, very unlucky. The resentment that had been suppressed for a long time finally broke out, and he let out an earth-shattering howl in the dark night.
"Oh heavens, oh earth, take me away!"
The most direct consequence of his actions was that his howl, which was over 90 decibels, made his current neighbors extremely dissatisfied, and they roared angrily.
"Why are you howling in the middle of the night? Can't you let people sleep!"
"Damn stinky beggar, if you dare to howl again, I'll tear your mouth apart!"
Jiang Xiaofan was stunned, like an eggplant that had experienced wind and frost. He scanned his current room, which was worse than a dog's kennel, and let out a helpless sigh. "Sigh, this damn transmigration …"
That's right, Jiang Xiaofan had transmigrated. As an orphan, in the 21st century, where everything was about money and power, he could only be ignored and ridiculed. When a space vortex sucked him in, he saw the familiar city getting further and further away from his vision. He was ecstatic, knowing that he had transmigrated.
However, the world had returned to normal. After scanning his surroundings, he almost fainted. Other people who had transmigrated were either emperors or the favored sons of nobles. At the very least, they were Wulin heroes.
However, when he transmigrated, he actually fell directly into this room, which was worse than a dog's kennel. What was even more infuriating was that the villagers seemed to be very familiar with him, calling him stinky beggar so smoothly.
"Sigh, forget it. Since I'm here, I'll take things as they come. The night is long, I'd better review my knowledge of life first."
After complaining for a while, Jiang Xiaofan pulled out a gorgeous hardcover book from under his butt. His eyes immediately lit up, and he stuck out his tongue to lick his dry lips. His right hand inadvertently reached downwards.
"Wait … there doesn't seem to be any paper here!"
He suddenly thought tragically, and then with a face full of misfortune, he carefully put away the out-of-print photo album that had transmigrated with him, and fell down. In an instant, there were loud cries.
The next day, before the sun had even risen, the small village was already in an uproar. Everyone stood out with torches in their hands. Jiang Xiaofan had transmigrated here half a month ago. He had long heard from the people in the village that there would be immortals coming here to select outstanding youths to cultivate.
But as a 21st-century new human being, how could Jiang Xiaofan believe in the existence of Immortals? In his opinion, the so-called Immortals were nothing more than old Daoists with a horsetail whisk and swindling people everywhere.
He stretched lazily. Although he didn't believe it, he was still happy to see a good show. It was also at this moment that a ray of light flashed in the distant sky. The multicolored light illuminated the entire sky. Two long swords instantly appeared in the sky, immediately causing hundreds of villagers in the village to exclaim in shock.
In the sky, a green-robed man stood against the wind. He was standing on an ancient green sword. He was as elegant as jade, and he looked like an immortal with an indescribable elegance. On the other sword, there was a yellow-robed woman with a tall and slender figure. She was like a lotus flower that had just emerged from the water. She looked incomparably holy and pure. Her peerlessly beautiful face was slightly cold, but it made her look even more extraordinary.
Jiang Xiaofan's jaw almost dropped. He didn't think that there would actually be Immortal Cultivators!
Looking at the beautiful woman, his eyes almost popped out of their sockets. Saliva flowed down his mouth. And when he saw the man beside the beauty, his first thought was to send him flying with a kick and then stand in that position himself.
"Immortal Cultivators need talent. The next test is very simple. Those who can step on this stone staircase and surpass the three steps will be able to enter my sect to cultivate."
The green-robed man smiled indifferently and went straight to the point. He shook his hand and threw out a ball of green light. It grew with the wind and turned into a nine-step stone staircase. It was made of ancient green jade and carved with some Dao patterns.
As soon as the man finished speaking, a sturdy man walked out from the crowd. He looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old. Seeing him step on the jade staircase, everyone felt a burst of nervousness. Many people secretly swallowed their saliva.
The man smoothly stepped on the second step, but when he was about to step on the third step, his whole body couldn't help but tremble. A layer of sweat slowly appeared on his forehead. He tried very hard to step up, but in the end, he failed and was shaken down. He climbed up from the ground and walked back with a gloomy face.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Jiang Xiaofan was so shocked that his mouth was wide open. He really couldn't understand. Wasn't it just nine steps? Why did it feel like he was going through a mountain of swords and a sea of flames?
"Let me!"
Another man walked out. He was wearing a golden robe and was very handsome. He was the son of the village's richest village chief, Wang Ao. He was nineteen years old this year. In the 21st century, he was the standard tall, rich, and handsome.
He walked like a dragon and a tiger, and stepped on the third step in one go. He struggled to step on the fourth step. A layer of sweat had already appeared on his forehead, but he still gritted his teeth and persisted. He stepped on the fifth step and finally stopped on the sixth step.
The man in green was a bit surprised. Even the cold and arrogant beauty in yellow turned her head and looked at him in surprise. She didn't think that there would be such a talent in this run-down village, because being able to step on the fifth step was already considered to be an outstanding talent.
"Not bad, you pass. Stand on my side. After the test, we will immediately depart for the Purple Sun Martial School."
The man in green said. Wang Ao immediately bowed to him respectfully and gave a smile to the excited village chief. He trotted behind the man in green with a very proud look, while the rest of the people were full of envy.
The test continued. After that, more than ten people stepped forward. However, only a girl called Liu Shi barely passed and stood on the same side as Wang Ao.
"Me too!"
Seeing that no one was coming forward, Jiang Xiaofan strode out of the crowd. When they saw who it was, there was a moment of silence, and then a roar of laughter broke out.
"Did I see it wrong? A little beggar wants to enter the School of Immortality? "
"Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror?"
Jiang Xiaofan was too lazy to pay attention to them. His expression was indifferent, but in his heart, he really wanted to throw a punch at them and beat them senseless. However, his body was too weak. If they really fought, he would definitely be the one at a disadvantage.
The man in green and the beauty in yellow frowned at the same time, but they didn't stop him and let him walk forward.
Jiang Xiaofan stood in front of the nine stone steps and took a deep breath. He lifted his leg and stepped forward, landing firmly on the first step. However, when he stepped towards the second step, the light above him flickered and rippled out like water, sending him flying.
The crowd once again burst into laughter, especially the son of the Village Leader, Wang Ao. His face was full of sarcasm and disdain. His words were particularly harsh. He said, "A little beggar, a lowly piece of trash wants to become an Immortal. What a toad wanting to eat swan meat. Wishful thinking!"
Jiang Xiaofan coldly glared at Wang Ao and rushed up the stairs for the second time. However, the result didn't change. He was still stuck on the first step. If he wanted to go to the second step, he would definitely be blown away.
"There's no one else. Let's go."
The woman in yellow's cold voice resounded. She took the lead and walked forward. Looking at her cold and beautiful face, the man in green was absent-minded for a moment. His eyes flashed with a strange light. He raised his hand and put away the nine stone steps. He was about to follow her.
Looking at his expression, Jiang Xiaofan was stunned. The corner of his mouth curled up slightly. As an experienced pervert, he knew very well what the light in the man in green's eyes meant.
He thought for a while and finally gritted his teeth. He walked forward in giant steps and took out a hardcover book that he had kept for many years. He handed it over and said, "Immortal Elder, please wait. I have a book with me that I couldn't understand. I would like to give it to you as a gift. I hope you will accept it."
The man in green smiled and shook his head. He was about to decline when his pupils suddenly constricted. He took the hardcover book from Jiang Xiaofan's hands and put it away. He gently coughed and said, "Hmm, the House of Zi Yang has been lacking a guard. Are you willing to go?"
Jiang Xiaofan's face was full of smiles. He said yes again and again. However, in his heart, he was cursing the 18 generations of female ancestors of this young man. The limited edition photo album of beautiful women, a treasure that had accompanied him for countless days and nights, was only traded for a guard. His heart ached.
Seeing Jiang Xiaofan waddling away behind the green-clothed man, the villagers, young and old, were all stunned. What was even more infuriating was that the stinky beggar in their eyes actually turned around and said something they didn't understand at all, "Bye-bye, all of you."
In the little forest outside the village, Wang Ao showed a look of disgust when he saw Jiang Xiaofan follow them out. He questioned Jiang Xiaofan about his lack of manners. The beauty in yellow and Liu Shi also frowned.
"He will be the guard of the House of Zi Yang. Alright, let's go. Fly on the sword."
The man in green said. Wang Ao and Liu Shi refused to share the sword with Jiang Xiaofan no matter what. In the end, the woman in yellow carried Wang Ao and Liu Shi, while Jiang Xiaofan and the man in green rode on the sword together.
It was the first time that Jiang Xiaofan stood on a cold iron sword. He saw the legendary flying sword with his own eyes. He was very surprised. Wang Ao looked at him with disdain. However, he was also very excited. He just didn't show it.
After an unknown amount of time, Jiang Xiaofan couldn't hold it in any longer and began to retch. For a person who would get dizzy from riding the bus, having him ride such an advanced aircraft was simply asking for his life.
"Sister, you go first. I will take brother Xiao Fan to rest. We will be there soon …"
The man in green said. Seeing the woman in yellow leave, he took Jiang Xiaofan and landed on the ground. They appeared on top of a green mountain.
"You are very smart, but you know something you shouldn't know. You also did something you shouldn't have done. If you leak it out, my image will be ruined. So you can't live."
On the edge of the cliff, Jiang Xiaofan was vomiting terribly when he heard the words of the man in green from behind him. He almost swallowed the swill that was about to come out of his mouth. He felt a chill run down his spine. Five words instantly appeared in his heart — "Kill to silence!"
But before he could react, a strong force came from behind him. Therefore, Jiang Xiaofan participated in the great physics research for the first time. He flew down the cliff in a perfect parabola.
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