At five o 'clock in the evening, Kakashi changed shifts with Tenzō and went home from Danzō's place. He walked lazily on the street.
It was already mid-October and autumn was getting stronger. A light breeze blew, bringing with it a slight chill.
Kakashi found a big black wild cat peeing under an electric pole by the street.
Kakashi's childish nature was aroused. He squatted down and picked up a dead branch by the roadside and poked the big black cat's butt.
"Meow!!"
The big black cat quivered and turned around to greet Kakashi's face with a tortoise's fist.
What a good Kakashi! At the critical moment, he jumped up from the ground, narrowly avoiding the big black cat's fist. Then he threw the dead branch at the big black cat's face in boredom, turned around, and walked away.
Whoosh!
A black shadow flashed and the big black cat blocked his way.
"Cats hold grudges too?"
Kakashi scratched his head and tried to go around the big black cat. But no matter how he moved, the big black cat blocked his way like a ghost.
Kakashi tilted his head and looked at the big black cat. "Hmm?"
"Meow?"
The big black cat also tilted its furry head and looked at Kakashi in confusion.
Kakashi looked depressed. A cat blocked his way home. He turned around and planned to go around another street. But before he could take two steps, the big black cat jumped out again!
Damn it!
Kakashi shook his head and then turned around and shot away.
The big black cat reacted quickly. It jumped out the moment Kakashi moved and followed Kakashi closely, trying to stop him!
Kakashi ran and looked back at the big black cat behind him. His right eye showed a strange look. "I … Why can't I shake off this big black cat?"
Kakashi was now a real Jonin. If word got out that he couldn't even get rid of a big black cat, how could he face the enemy ninja who gave him the nickname 'Copy Ninja'?
Kakashi turned the corner and immediately stood against the wall. Then, he took out a piece of wall cloth and covered himself. From afar, the wall cloth in front of him had perfectly blended in with the wall beside him.
The big black cat hurriedly turned the corner. Because it was moving too fast, its four hooves rubbed against the ground, creating a faint layer of dust. It turned its head to look at the corner, but there was no one there.
Disappeared?
The big black cat sniffed and vaguely smelled the scent of that person. However, it did not see the white haired man with the single eye. The big black cat stretched out its right paw and patted its own face. Then, it gracefully walked away.
After a while, Kakashi put away the wall cloth and calmly put his hands in his pockets and slowly walked home.
After crossing two streets, Kakashi was blocked by another Fat Orange!
"What's going on?!" Blue veins appeared on Kakashi's forehead. He glared fiercely at Fat Orange with his right eye.
Fatty Orange glared at Kakashi, unwilling to be outdone. His fat body seemed to be itching for a fight, as if he wanted to punch Kakashi in the face.
Kakashi moved left and right, while Fat Orange blocked him from left and right. The man and the cat were in a deadlock on the street.
The passers-by looked at the duo strangely, but they did not interfere. After a few glances, they left.
Kakashi looked left and right. With a flash, he jumped onto the wall beside him and ran quickly.
"Meow!"
Although Fat Orange was fat, it was very agile. It jumped onto the wall in a few steps and followed Kakashi with all its might.
Why are these cats always chasing me?
It's not spring yet.
Kakashi thought gloomily. However, Kakashi was a Jonin after all. With his intelligence, Kakashi finally returned home safely. However, he wasted almost an hour trying to get rid of the cats.
Kakashi took a shower helplessly and went to bed early.
Tossing and turning on the tatami, Kakashi reached out his evil hand from under the blanket and rummaged under the bed.
You're the one!
Kakashi retracted his hand and took out a manga with an unusually hot and bumpy cover.
Kakashi turned on the table lamp and squinted his eyes to read the manga.
The next morning, just after four o 'clock, Kakashi got up and washed up.
He and Tenzō were responsible for Danzō's safety. Tenzō's working hours were from five in the afternoon to five in the morning, while Kakashi's was from five in the morning to five in the afternoon. Both of them were responsible for twelve hours each.
After eating some noodles to fill his stomach, Kakashi left home.
The sun always rose especially late in the autumn. At this time, the sky under the Wood Leaf was dark, and he could vaguely see the stars. It was very charming.
Kakashi walked alone on the street, yawning from time to time and rubbing his slightly messy white hair.
He forgot to comb his hair.
Kakashi thought lazily.
Hmm?
Suddenly.
Kakashi stopped in his tracks.
Five meters in front of him on the street, behind a telephone pole, a cat's head with black spots stretched out.
Kakashi was relieved. It wasn't the two from yesterday.
But in the next moment, the cat with black spots jumped out and blocked Kakashi's way.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't joke with me …"
Kakashi stared at the black spotted cat, trying to scare it away with his Jonin aura.
The black spotted cat was a little thin and looked like a malnourished stray cat.
Kakashi couldn't bear to see it like this, so he took out beef jerky and fed it.
He prepared the beef jerky for himself for lunch, but the black spotted cat was only so big. How much could it eat?
But reality taught Kakashi a lesson. The black spotted cat chewed and swallowed a piece of beef jerky. It chewed and swallowed another piece of beef jerky.
Kakashi couldn't give up halfway. He forced himself to feed the black spotted cat more than half of the beef jerky.
"Well, I can eat soldier food pills anyway, although the taste is not good."
Kakashi got up and shrugged. "Then, I'm leaving."
Kakashi took two steps to the left, and the black spotted cat blocked his way.
Kakashi took two steps to the right, and the black spotted cat blocked his way.
"…"
Did I just feed the beef jerky to the dog?!
Doesn't your conscience hurt?!
Kakashi bent down and stared at the black spotted cat.
"Meow?"
The black spotted cat saw that Kakashi didn't move, so it squatted down and licked its front paw, then started to wash its face.
"Why am I talking to a cat …"
Kakashi sighed and slowly stepped back.
The black spotted cat stopped washing its face and took a few steps forward to block his way.
Kakashi frowned and felt that something was wrong.
Kakashi started to recall the past. Half an hour later, he remembered that when he came home from work yesterday, he used a dead branch to stab a big black cat's butt.
Could it be that the big black cat was the boss of all the stray cats in the village?
So I'm being hunted down by stray cats?
Kakashi frowned. If that's the case, it's not going to be easy.
Kakashi thought for a while and his eyes lit up. I got it!
Psychic Magic!
Kakashi bit his thumb and summoned his psychic ninja dog, Parker, who could talk.
"Morning, Kakashi. Calling me out so early, is there an urgent mission?" After Parker came out, he yawned and looked left and right from time to time, observing the surroundings.
"It has nothing to do with the mission, but it should be more serious."
Kakashi squatted down and covered his mouth with his hand. He whispered into Parker's ear, "I think I'm being hunted down by the stray cats in the village."
"What?" Parker was stunned.
"Anyway, go and talk to that cat and ask it to let me go," Kakashi said as he pointed at the black spotted cat that was squatting two meters in front of him and washing its face again.
Parker was dumbfounded and his skin fell. He said bitterly, "But Kakashi, I'm a dog and it's a cat. We're not of the same species, so we might not be able to communicate."
"Well, I'm counting on you." Kakashi patted Parker's head.
Parker had no choice but to turn around and run towards the black spotted cat.
"Hey, hello," Parker said.
"Meow?" The black spotted cat tilted its head and tried to pat Parker's head with its paw.
Parker took two steps back and asked, "Why are you stray cats putting a bounty on Kakashi?"
"Meow!" Seeing that Parker dared to dodge its paw, the black spotted cat's interest was piqued. It couldn't help but take two steps forward and stretch out its paw.
"Hey, I'm talking to you," Parker said with a straight face.
"Meow." The black spotted cat stretched out its paw and hit Parker's head with a gust of demonic wind.
Parker was furious and pounced on it to bite it.
"Although it's different from what I imagined, but …"
Kakashi waved his hand. "Thanks, Parker."
After saying that, Kakashi had already jumped onto the wall and ran away.
When Kakashi reached Danzō's house and changed shifts with Tenzō, it was already past five.
"Captain Kakashi, you're late," Tenzō complained weakly.
It was really hard to stay up late every night.
"Well, you might not believe me, but I was indeed blocked by a black spotted cat on my way here. I then wasted some time thinking about life," Kakashi said.
Black spotted cat? Why don't you call yourself Fatty Orange?
Tenzō narrowed his eyes and looked at him expressionlessly.
"I'm not lying." Kakashi put his hands on his waist and felt helpless. He wanted to explain but didn't know where to start.
He couldn't possibly tell him about how he poked the big black cat's butt yesterday, right?
"I don't care. Since Captain Kakashi is half an hour late, I have to make up for it!" Tenzō said self-righteously and slipped away.
What could Kakashi do? He sighed and squatted in the corner, silently looking at Danzō's house.
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