Wei City, Chidragon.
Mo Xiaoxin, who had just resigned, walked out of the company. He leisurely lit a cigarette and strolled to the subway station.
Since it was rush hour after work, the subway station was very crowded. After swiping his card, Mo Xiaoxin spent some effort to squeeze into the subway.
As the subway moved, Mo Xiaoxin looked around, trying to find an empty place to stand.
However, as soon as he lifted his foot, a middle-aged woman beside him let out a shrill scream.
Mo Xiaoxin quickly apologized when he saw that he had stepped on someone.
"Do you have eyes? Are you a pig? How could you step on someone like that …"
Faced with the middle-aged woman who kept on yelling and scolding, Mo Xiaoxin picked his ear. Then, he swiped the screen of his phone and opened the Tom Cat app.
(Tom Cat is an app that can repeat what you say!)
Five minutes later, when the middle-aged woman was about to pause, Tom Cat on Mo Xiaoxin's app spoke.
"Do you have eyes? You stupid pig …"
The middle-aged woman was furious and started scolding again. Mo Xiaoxin, on the other hand, held the handrail and held the phone calmly. He didn't even say a word.
The passengers around them couldn't help but laugh when they heard Tom Cat and the middle-aged woman scolding each other.
The scene made Mo Xiaoxin look like an outsider. It seemed that the middle-aged woman was quarreling with her phone.
When the subway arrived at the station, Mo Xiaoxin got off under the middle-aged woman's stare and walked home leisurely.
After resigning, he would lose a stable source of income in the future. However, Mo Xiaoxin wasn't worried about it at all.
Because he was a player of Battle Online, he could totally support himself by carrying bricks in the game.
Thinking of Battle Online, Mo Xiaoxin couldn't help but smile.
He felt that there were talents everywhere in the game. All of them had nice words. He really liked it there.
When he got home, he didn't enter the gaming cabin. Instead, he turned on his computer.
After logging into the forum, a smile appeared on his face.
He glanced through the posts on the forum and then fixed his eyes on a post that was debating whether the knight or the zombie had a stronger defense.
After reading the original poster's comments and opinions, as well as the opinions of the players who replied below, Mo Xiaoxin immediately typed a paragraph and attached a picture.
[It's obvious that the knight is stronger than the zombies, because (Doggy knight charge.jpg), let me understand (laughing emoji)]
Just as he thought, Gou 'zi quickly came over after hearing the news and threatened him to delete the pictures.
Mo Xiaoxin calmly lit a cigarette, took a drag, and typed a line of words.
[Stroking the head of a dog with a smile (laughing face)]
Then, he exited the thread and clicked on the next thread to begin his appraisal.
That's right, Mo Xiaoxin was known as the Epic Contrarian in the forum, the "Crayon Shinchan" who had offended countless players.
Because he was very good at hiding himself, even if the forum was full of hate, no one knew his identity in the game, so he was still safe and sound.
Mo Xiaoxin had to thank his mother for this. If it wasn't for his mother's teachings from a young age, Mo Xiaoxin felt that the intensity of being hunted in the game would not be any lower than Hu He's.
He still clearly remembered that when he was young, his mother had told him not to drink overnight water.
Mo Xiaoxin, who had been a stickler since he was young, asked his mother, "Can water boiled at six o 'clock in the morning be drunk at six?"
His mother said yes.
He asked again, "Can we drink water at nine o 'clock in the evening at nine o' clock in the morning?"
His mother said no.
At that time, Mo Xiaoxin's stickler attribute exploded.
"The same 12-hour water, the same storage environment, and the low temperature at night is good for preservation. Why can't the latter be drunk?"
This time, Mo Xiaoxin's mother did not answer. She raised the feather duster and started hitting him, praising him for being good at thinking. As for why she hit him, it was purely because she was in a bad mood.
At that moment, Mo Xiaoxin knew that he had to hide his talents and attributes. He must not expose them, or he would definitely be beaten up.
However, the online world was unrestrained. After coming into contact with this world, he found that he liked it.
Because he could argue at will here, even if the other party was exasperated, it was fine as long as they did not crawl out of the screen to hit him.
After half an hour of attracting hatred, Mo Xiaoxin calmly exited the forum under the various requests of the players to report their addresses. He went to the side of the gaming cabin and entered it.
…
Mo Xiaoxin's figure appeared in the game. Looking at the purple staff that he had painstakingly bought, Mo Xiaoxin nodded in satisfaction.
Just then, a series of beeps sounded from his friend list.
After checking it, he found that they were basically invitations from his friends in the game for activities such as dungeons or going out to sea.
After thinking about it, Mo Xiaoxin replied to them one by one and kindly rejected their invitations. Then, he walked toward the beach.
This time, he planned to go out to sea alone to try his luck and see if he could catch a few spiritual fish, which he could sell for a good price.
Of course, the biggest reason was that he could browse the forum when he was fishing.
Through the teleportation portal, he arrived near the Liuli Coast.
Mo Xiaoxin was about to summon his private Specter Ship when he suddenly noticed that there were two people staring at him.
He immediately looked to his side with a smile. Just as he was about to greet them, he found that the two people looked very familiar.
They were the couple killers, Murphy and Little Pomelo.
"How are you? What can I do for you? "Mo Xiaoxin said with a smile.
Although he was a little worried, he did not think that the two people in front of him would know that he was Crayon Shin-chan because he had never exposed anything.
After all, in the game, he was a very friendly backline mage in the eyes of his guild friends. His personality was also very gentle, so he was definitely someone to be friends with.
"Do you know Crayon Shin-chan?" Little Pomelo twirled the dagger in her hand and smiled slyly.
Hearing this, Mo Xiaoxin was shocked, but then he smiled again and said,
"That bastard? How would I know him? I've even been bullied by him before. I hate him too. "
"Stop pretending. We already know that it's you. Otherwise, why do you think we're here?" Little Pomelo turned into a shadow and moved forward, appearing behind Mo Xiaoxin.
Hearing this, Mo Xiaoxin was a little confused.
He was sure that apart from being unscrupulous in the forum, he had never exposed himself in the game. How could he be discovered this time?
However, after thinking about it carefully, he felt that something was wrong.
He had been hanging around the forum for years, so naturally, he had seen the posts of this couple of bounty killers' live assassinations many times.
According to their style, once they confirmed their target, they would definitely make a move immediately without any hesitation. This time, they were talking nonsense with him, so there must be a trap.
Thinking of this, Mo Xiaoxin sighed.
"Are you guys mistaken? Although my name has the word 'Shin-chan' in it, I'm really not that shameless Crayon Shin-chan. If you don't believe me, you can ask my friends in the guild. They will tell you what kind of person I am."
Feeling the coldness on his neck, Mo Xiaoxin did not show any fear. Instead, his tone was filled with complaints.
At this time, the dagger on his neck was moved away.
Mo Xiaoxin turned around and found Little Pomelo bowing to him very politely.
"Sorry to disturb you. We've got the wrong person."
Motherf * cker, it's really a trap. Fortunately, I've been quick-witted since I was young!
Seeing this scene, Mo Xiaoxin breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, he smiled at Murphy and Little Pomelo.
"It's okay, it's okay. I hope you guys find him soon and kill him to vent your anger."
"We will. Although we have no grudge against him, the forum's crowdfunding has reached thirty thousand soul coins. We must kill him!"
Hearing this, Mo Xiaoxin's face twitched slightly. "All the best!"
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