Chapter 9
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"Ouch!"
With a blood-curdling screech, Zhen Xiaoxiao broke through the mud wall with his companions.
Boom!
A second human-shaped hole appeared on the wall of the Li family's house.
Patting the dirt off her head, Zhen Xiaoxiao felt that this kind of door making technique was simple and easy to learn.
Unfortunately, escaping from the scene didn't help her get rid of this ridiculous insect and rat nightmare!
Because then Zhen Xiaoxiao found that the yard was also full of all kinds of mountain insects, snakes, and rats. They were so dense that they didn't seem to care about her exclamation at all. They strode forward and crazily rushed to the big pot on the stove, as if the pot of sh * t contained their lifelong pursuit!
Small Gruel, who had just come to his senses, seemed to be encouraged by the fanatical momentum of his allies. He actually bent down and let out a low roar, as if he wanted to rush back to the pot to fight for the freshly made delicious food with the snakes and rats!
They all think the sh * t soup is delicious?
Zhen Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, completely forgetting that she was in a flood of insects.
This … is probably a dream?
It seemed that her life had become absurd after her adoptive father disappeared until she reached the peak of cooking!
"Destroy! Hahahaha!"
Standing outside the yard until dawn, she found that the insects, snakes, and rats attracted by her cooking were still unwilling to leave after they were full. They were all lying on the floor and the roof, basking in the sun. Zhen Xiaoxiao let out a strange, proud laugh, and dashed toward the east with Small Gruel, setting off a strong wind.
"Tang Qi, you bastard, prepare to tremble!"
Five days ago, she was crying blood and wanted to teach Tang Qi a lesson. Zhen Xiaoxiao never thought that the opportunity for revenge would come so quickly!
"What a girl! What a miss! What a boss! Did … did you forget something important? "
The two men hanging upside down under the tree looked at the more and more insects gathering behind them, and tears flowed down their faces.
At this time, Tang Qi, who had food poisoning, was recuperating at home. Coincidentally, the bodybuilding guard was not there, so no one noticed that two sneaky shadows sneaked into the house.
That night, Tang Qi slept very soundly. His stomach and mouth were finally no longer filled with that terrifying taste, and his consciousness was immersed in an extravagant feast.
"Dad, don't take my cup. Drunk Three Lives made from snow peach leaves? Come on, give me a bucket! "
"My dead grandmother! Honey Rainbow Sparrow Leg? That was an elite beast that could cultivate! If I eat it, won't I become an immortal? "
Grabbing the bird leg, Tang Qi opened his mouth and swallowed it. He didn't even have time to savor the taste. But after the delicious taste entered his mouth, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. Why did the smooth and delicate bird meat feel furry in his mouth? There was even an indescribable fishy smell?
Suddenly bouncing up from the bed, Tang Qi realized that he was dreaming. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and was horrified to see that the room had been completely occupied by snakes and reptiles! Not only were there cockroaches squatting on the beams and bookshelves, but snakes and spiders were also entrenched on his bedding and smelly feet!
The cold sparrow's leg in his right hand was actually an angry rat.
That rat's entire body was wet, and the corner of its mouth that was curled up seemed to be stained with black feces!
"It's my dead grandmother's grandfather's!" His mind was severely stimulated, Tang Qi's heart almost exploded and his soul scattered.
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