Chapter 15
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"Why would I cook shit for no reason? You're courting death … "
Zhen Xiaoxiao cried as he ran. He cursed why he didn't attract any insects or rats, but instead attracted this strange monster.
He could only pray that this monster was like the insects and rats in the East Village. It only wanted to taste the delicious food in the pot and had no interest in human flesh.
Perhaps the pious prayer worked. The eyes of the monster, hidden in the void, glanced impatiently at the two people who were running away, and then fell passionately on the iron pot abandoned by Zhen Xiaoxiao.
Unfortunately, Zhen Xiaoxiao's luck was not so good today.
Crack!
As if it couldn't withstand the scorching gaze of the monster, the iron pot on the ground … broke into pieces!
This pot was an old object. It was corroded by the worm attracting soup and trampled by the thugs. It was a good creation to be able to survive until today. Now, as the bottom of the pot broke into pieces, the black paste also fell into the fire and instantly turned into nothingness.
Seeing the delicious food suddenly turn into ashes, the big-mouthed monster was stunned for a long time, and then it let out a scream!
"Ow ow ow ow!"
It rushed out of the cave like an arrow, and in the blink of an eye, it was behind the two people who left. It seemed that only the male and the female still had that irresistible taste left on them.
Zhen Xiaoxiao's eyes twitched as he suddenly felt a gust of foul air sprayed on the back of his neck.
"Brother Monster, no! Master Monster … I don't have any meat on my body, it's not delicious at all. Not only do I not like to bathe, I don't even use toilet paper in the morning … "
Before he finished speaking, Zhen Xiaoxiao was horrified to find that saliva was gushing out of the big-mouthed monster's mouth. It seemed that the more disgusting he described, the crazier the monster became!
Damn, so you're a stinky thing that doesn't like cleanliness!
Seeing that the monster didn't listen to him, Zhen Xiaoxiao shut his mouth and began to use all his strength on his legs.
Perhaps it was not easy for him to sober up, but this time Small Gruel ran faster than Zhen Xiaoxiao! After shaking off Zhen Xiaoxiao's little hand, he slipped away and ran far away.
"Hey, you're a man, how can you leave me behind? One must be loyal, hey! What's more, you and I have shared a bed before. As the saying goes, a night as husband and wife means a hundred days of love! "
Looking at the receding figure, Zhen Xiaoxiao was so angry that his nose became crooked. The porridge he cooked these days was really fed to the dogs.
But before Zhen Xiaoxiao could say another word, Dumbo returned with a wooden stick as thick as an arm in his hand.
So they were looking for weapons!
Small Gruel didn't say anything after he came back. He directly stuffed the wooden stick into the mouth of the mouthy monster, successfully stopping the sharp teeth from harassing Zhen Xiaoxiao. However, because he used too much force, he added a new wound on the outside of his right arm.
Zhen Xiaoxiao was instantly moved to tears!
"I'm sorry, I misunderstood you just now. As expected of the man I've slept with, you're so damn brave!"
Unfortunately, wood will always be wood.
Crack!
In less than three seconds, the wooden stick was bitten into pieces by the big-mouthed monster like a walnut. Small Gruel's action seriously provoked the dignity of the big-mouthed monster.
A gust of evil wind rose from the ground, and in the blink of an eye, he was blown more than ten meters into the air and then fell heavily to the ground!
Bang!
The ground shook three times. Zhen Xiaoxiao, who couldn't see the scene in the bushes clearly, only saw a cloud of dust rising from the place where the loud sound came from.
"Small Gruel!"
Zhen Xiaoxiao's heart suddenly tightened.
At this time, she could take this opportunity to escape further, but thinking of Dumbo's praise of her cooking when he ate porridge, thinking of his gentle and gentlemanly arm in the night … she suddenly stopped!
She should be shameless to shameless people.
She should be loyal to those who are loyal to friends!
Small Gruel was already injured, so she couldn't let him fall into the mouth of the monster. Taking a deep breath, Zhen Xiaoxiao turned around and resolutely showed her middle finger to the big-mouthed monster!
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