Since Lil 'Jin Er was safe and sound, Gu Qingfeng was relieved.
He glanced at Huo De and noticed that the old fella had been staring at the person from the Changsheng Pavilion in the sky. He even rubbed his chin and looked rather lewd.
Gu Qingfeng teased him, "Say, old fella, who have you taken a fancy to?"
"Taken a fancy to?" The old man rolled his eyes at Gu Qingfeng and responded, "Do you think I'm like you, where I can't move when I see a lady?"
"What are you looking at with that lewd look on your face then?"
"I'm looking at the young lady from the Changsheng Pavilion."
"You didn't take a fancy to her, so what are you looking at?" Gu Qingfeng turned to look at the beautiful lady from the Changsheng Pavilion, who was called Li Xin. He commented, "I have to say, this young lady isn't bad. She has a big chest and a big butt, and her figure is quite enchanting too. She has charming eyes and cherry lips, and she's quite coquettish too. She can be considered a stunner, and she's more than enough for an old fella like you. What do you think? Do you take a fancy to her? If you do, I'll hook you up with her. If you don't, I'll force myself on her. "
"I say, Brat Gu, can't we talk about something more serious?"
Huo De was speechless when he faced Gu Qingfeng, who was a complete hooligan.
Not only was he speechless, but he was also puzzled at times. He wondered how a hooligan like Gu Qingfeng became the famous Nine Serenities in the vast wilderness back then.
It would have been fine if he had not heard about Gu Qingfeng's legends. Ever since he came to the vast wilderness and heard about Gu Qingfeng's legends, Huo De even suspected if the young fellow was the famous Emperor You. Legend had it that Emperor You was an arrogant, ruthless, unparalleled, unrestrained, and indomitable god-like man. He was worshipped and admired by countless people in various realms.
What about Gu Qingfeng?
Arrogant and domineering?
Cold and heartless?
Unparalleled in the world?
No!
Nothing at all.
No matter how he looked at this fellow, he didn't look like the legendary Emperor You, nor did he look like an arrogant tyrant.
Compared to the legendary Emperor You, this fellow was more like a second generation who only knew how to eat, drink, and play.
No!
Calling him a second-generation heir was already a compliment.
Even if he was a rich second generation, he would still sit properly and stand properly. His speech and actions might not be gentle and polite, but at the very least, he would have the basic qualities. He would not say things like 'this woman is flirtatious' or 'that woman is wanton', or 'this woman has a big butt' or 'that woman has a big chest'.
This wasn't something that the proud and arrogant Emperor You should say. He was just a hooligan from the streets, and a complete hooligan at that.
However …
Huo De knew.
Even though he didn't believe it, and didn't want to believe it, he had to admit that Gu Qingfeng was the legendary Emperor You.
You have no choice but to accept it.
Whether he believed it or not, this was the truth.
"How am I not serious?" Gu Qingfeng said indifferently. "You old man are serious? Why the f * ck are you staring at her? "
"This old man didn't look at that beautiful woman."
"Then who did you look at? There are only three women in the Everlasting Pavilion. Other than the beautiful woman, there's only one old woman and one young woman left. " Gu Qingfeng said. "Don't tell this old man that you've taken a fancy to that old woman. As the old saying goes, beautiful women are like wine, and wine has nine fragrances. A woman with one fragrances is like a shy mimosa, a woman with two fragrances is like a tulip, a woman with three fragrances is like a fiery red rose."
"Once a woman has four fragrances, she's amazing. A woman with four fragrances is like a wolf and a tiger. A woman with five fragrances can suck dirt while sitting on the ground. A woman with six fragrances can eat people without spitting out their bones. A woman with seven fragrances can wrap a tree around her waist. A woman with eight fragrances can scare a flood dragon to death … A woman with nine fragrances can kill ten thousand people!"
"That pretty little girl has about four or five layers of incense, which is just enough. As for that old woman … I reckon that I won't be able to hold her even with seven or eight layers of incense. She's at least nine layers of incense … Ten Thousand Butchers."
"Huo De, it's not that this old man is looking down on you, but with your small body, you won't be able to withstand the torment of others. Once you're on the bed, she'll suck you dry in a few breaths … At that time, don't even talk about getting off the bed, you might not even be able to survive."
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! "
Huo De raised his hand and said with a sad face, "Grandpa Gu, great ancestor Gu, I'm convinced … okay? I'm really convinced! "
"What's there to be convinced about? I'm just giving you some advice for your reference!"
"Reference my ass! Do you think this old man is as shameless as you, grabbing a woman and putting her on the bed? " Huo De was so angry that his beard was blowing and his eyes were glaring. He shouted, "What the f * ck are you thinking about all day long?"
Huo De was really convinced.
He was completely convinced by Gu Qingfeng, and he was so convinced that he would prostrate himself on all fours.
Others might not know, but he knew clearly that Gu Qingfeng was now in the body of Original Sin, and it was also the Original Sin Dharma Body. He was the main culprit that caused the catastrophe in the modern times. Once the news that he was still alive spread out, the 3,000 Great Ways in the world would definitely kill him at all costs!
If it was anyone else, they would not be able to eat well or sleep well, and would carefully hide in a corner.
But this guy.
Motherf * cker.
Not only did he eat, sleep, and play with women as usual, not delaying anything. It was as if the Original Sin Dharma Body that caused the catastrophe was not him, but someone else. He actually had the mood to talk about the Nine Layers of Fragrance of a Woman here.
Huo De was really convinced.
Seeing that Gu Qingfeng still wanted to say something, Huo De hurriedly explained to prevent this kid from misunderstanding, "I'm not looking at the beautiful woman, nor the old woman. I'm looking at the little girl. That little girl looks familiar to me, and I've seen her before and know her."
"Really?"
"What? You still don't believe me, right? "
"Don't say it." Gu Qingfeng laughed and said, "I really don't believe you. Old man, you can just look at her. What's there to be embarrassed about? I didn't say that you're a big pervert. Why do you have to use a little girl as an excuse? "
"Do you dare to make a bet with me? Let's bet whether I know that little girl or not. "
"Okay, what's the bet?"
"If you lose, you have to do me a favor."
"What favor?"
"Let's not talk about it first. Anyway, it's a small matter for you."
"I say, Huo De."
Gu Qingfeng looked at the little girl in the air, and then looked at Huo De, and asked, "Old man, don't tell me you're trying to trick me? Why do I feel that something's wrong? "
"Don't talk to me about these useless things. Just say if you dare or not. If you don't dare, just say it. I won't force you."
"Hey! It seems that I didn't stay in the Great Wilderness for nothing. You've learned how to use retreating in order to advance. Fine, it's just helping you. It's not a big deal. Let's bet. I'm not afraid of you. "
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