The Staka Exhibition will last for nearly half a month, but Tony Stark already felt like he was going crazy on the first day.
In addition to his deteriorating physical reasons, there are more external factors.
For example …
"I said, your clothes are disgusting, do you know that?"
The guy wearing a weird red battle suit, a red and black helmet, two swords on his back, and 4 guns on his body leaned lazily on the sofa. He said to the guy sitting on the other side of the sofa, who was also wearing a red battle suit, but with a big spider embroidered on his chest and a red and black hood:
"This suit not only makes you look like an exhibitionist, but most importantly, you shamelessly plagiarized the copyright of my suit, do you know that? Deadpool is very angry! Deadpool wants to punish you! "
Sheyan pretentiously tossed the bottle away, but the spider easily caught it in its hand. The large spider shook its head and retorted sarcastically with its sharp fangs.
"Oh, then you admit that you are an exhibitionist, you talk nonsense, but you are also a pretentious guy. By the way, what's your name? Deadpool? Wow, this name is disgusting, it sounds as disgusting as the trash villain in a third-rate detective drama. "
He put the bottle aside, gestured wildly at Deadpool with his little finger, and said in a cheap voice:
"You're so bad!"
"Shut up! You little rookie who only knows how to hit people with milky white dirty things! "
Deadpool jumped up from the chair, flipped three full laps in the air, and finally landed on the ground. He made a very obscene posture towards the big spider with his butt sticking out. He roared in a strange voice:
"How can you appreciate the real meaning of Deadpool with your trash aesthetic! You haven't even grown hair yet! Look at you, you look like a bad mix of a mutated spider and a human. By the way, I'm curious, why don't you show us how to weave a web? Isn't that what you're best at? "
The spider also jumped up, somersaulted four times in the air, and stood opposite Deadpool with his arms crossed. He was still a college student and couldn't do Deadpool's obscene posture, but his tough attitude was already exposed, so the confrontation between the two was established in an instant.
But before their PK could be established, they were interrupted by the third person in the house.
Bang!
"Enough!"
Tony Stark slammed his fist on the table. He raised his head and looked at the two people in front of him, his decadent and old face full of pain.
"For God's sake, will you leave me in peace? Even if it's only for ten minutes! "
In front of him was a pile of exhibition requests from various laboratories as well as some important matters related to the expo. This was one of the most important events for the Stagg Family, so even if he was dragging the ward, the unruly Tony Stark had to settle down and deal with these things.
However, when his new bodyguard and the little brother he had just met met for the first time, there was some unpleasant "chemical" reaction. Although it was not to the extent of a full-on fight in his office, it was enough to annoy him with their words.
What's more, the two people in front of him were simply at the max level when it came to shooting their mouths off. When the two kings of shooting their mouths off met, it was like lightning striking the earth. Before a true victor was decided, they simply couldn't stop.
Swish!
Deadpool made a standing posture to his rich and generous new boss. He also exaggeratedly pulled a zipper on his lips with his finger, indicating that he would be quiet.
But don't expect this guy with ADHD to really calm down. He sat on the sofa with the Spider. Although they didn't make a sound, the two of them were still using tit for tat, all kinds of complicated hand gestures, and even postures to confront each other.
Tony tried to calm himself down so that he could deal with some documents that had been delayed for a day, but his eyes couldn't help but glance at the two guys who were "fiercely confronting each other". Five minutes later, Tony Stark threw away the signature pen in his hand. He leaned back in his chair tiredly, rubbed his hair with both hands, and groaned in despair.
"God! Inviting you guys here was a f * cking mistake! This is definitely the stupidest decision I've made this year! "
"God! I'm going to be fired! "
Bang!
Deadpool, a guy with no integrity, knelt on the ground. He put his hands on the ground and screamed, "God! Boss, don't fire me! I rely on this job to support my family! In order to keep it, I can even give you a shot every day … My skills are superb! Saber Hawke said yes! "
Bang!
The door of the room happened to be pushed open at this moment, and Saber walked into the room with a cigar in his mouth. He happened to hear Deadpool's words of loyalty while kneeling on the ground, so … the scene was very awkward.
"Hehe!"
Deadpool quickly got up from the ground. He stretched out his hand and greeted Saber.
"Hello! Saber, long time no see, how have you been recently? How is your sister? How is your bed partner? What I mean is … is your dog doing well? "
While he was talking nonsense, he quietly moved his feet. When he saw Seiber's eyes blink, he quickly opened the window and jumped out of the window.
What the hell! This is the 21st floor! Of course, it is impossible for a little bastard like Deadpool to die from falling injuries, but just as he opened his arms, whistled, and soared in a free-falling posture, he muttered to himself in the wind, "Ahhh, this is bad.
"Ya ya ya ya, this is going to be a little troublesome. Why did that Great Demon King suddenly appear … I was really scared to death just now."
As he spoke, he even reached out his hand and pretended to wipe his face armor. It was impossible for him to have any sweat on his face. Then, he took out a grappling gun from his back, looked left and right, and pulled the trigger at the steel frame not far away.
"Ah!! Lord Deadpool is free again! I love freedom, I love … Ahhhhhh! "
Along the way, there were strange screams that made people's scalps tingle.
"Don't … Ah!!!"
"Bang!"
Deadpool was tied into a ball by the scorching chain, pulled back from the window, and thrown at the feet of Saber, who looked at him indifferently:
"Stay here, if you dare to run, I will go find Vanessa! I heard that your wife is quite beautiful … "
"Okay, okay!"
Deadpool lay on the ground and shrugged, looking like he didn't care about anything: "You are the boss, I can't beat you, I will listen to you."
After dealing with Deadpool's bad situation, Saber pulled out the chair opposite Tony, sat on it, and turned his head to look at the little spider Parker. He crossed his legs and said to the new hero who was already a little famous in most of New York:
"You have to take time to go to Gotham to see your uncle. They are very worried about you. Have you thought about moving to Gotham?"
"Uh, actually, I went to see them half a month ago."
Parker shrugged: "Uncle and Aunt are like this, they always worry a lot about me, but I am an adult, am I not? Although the work I do is a little … well, a little weird, I am also serving this city, right … And Mr. Stark is also very supportive of me. To be honest, how should I put it, Gotham, I still don't like it very much. There are too many transvestites in that city, so many that I can't accept it. "
He spread his hands:
"It's not that I am afraid of them … but I always feel that I should have an adaptation period. Yes, yes, the word adaptation period is used very well. I have to adapt slowly. I can't join their group next time, that would be too exciting. I mean, I am just a beginner in this line of work, I …"
"Shut up!"
Saber suddenly reached out and pressed on Parker's shoulder, and his other hand roughly took off his red and black hood. As if turning off some kind of switch, Saber threw the hood in his hand to Parker:
"Oh my god! When did all of you become so talkative … This is really giving me a headache. This is not a good habit. Look at that talkative guy next to you, I will cut off his tongue sooner or later … I swear! "
Saber snorted. Parker's rapid speech gave him a headache. He rubbed his forehead and turned to look at Tony, who was obviously having problems with his temperament and mental state.
"I heard that you need some help? Do you have news about Ten Abstinences Gang? "
"No, no, no, it's not Ten Abstinences Gang."
Tony Stark shook his head. He picked up a cup of dark green liquid on the table that smelled disgusting and took a sip. Then, with a bitter face, he took out a few photos from the drawer and placed them in front of Saber.
"It's about this guy."
Saber picked up the photos, glanced at them, and showed a subtle expression:
"Justin Hammer. If I remember correctly, he should be a large arms dealer, a strong competitor of Stark Industries in the arms industry, a notorious playboy, and a guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Just the inheritance alone is enough for him to spend until his next life."
At this point, Saber looked at Tony maliciously and threw the documents in his hand aside.
"But this b * stard and his b * stard company only know how to produce crappy products. In the war in northern Mexico a year ago, he even made me pay a hefty sum of money. If it weren't for the trash in the Department of National Defense, he would have sunk under the Gotham Pier a long time ago. Who knows, he might even have saved a few girls who lost their footing.
"Ugh, no matter how many times I drink it, the taste is really disgusting."
Tony gulped down another mouthful of dark green liquid, wiped his mouth with difficulty, and said with some disgust, "His recent actions have been abnormal.
"His recent actions have been a little abnormal. Hammer Industries has started to buy a large number of Stark Industries' shares in reverse without financing. And according to what I know, this guy has been in contact with some sneaky guys recently. Those funds are probably provided by them."
"He also rescued a guy who has a deep grudge against me from a prison in Morocco. Even if I don't know why we hate each other so much, if I let them join forces, it will be very troublesome. I know this won't move you, but fortunately, my people found this in Hammer's office! I know you've been hunting them recently. "
Tony took out a small thing from his arms and threw it on the table in front of Saber. When he saw this thing, Saber's eyes suddenly narrowed.
It was a dark red badge, and on the edge of the badge, there were some strange runes carved with a very delicate technique. It didn't look like anything out of the ordinary, but the problem was that the same badge had appeared on Madam Viper before.
"Hmm …"
Saber picked up the badge with his fingers, and a scorching aura wrapped around the badge. He held the molten iron in his hand and looked at Tony.
"He's Hydra? Or a puppet put on the stage by Hydra? Of course, I'm more curious … How did you know? "
Tony shrugged.
"The second largest shareholder of Hammer Industries is an organization called the" Clean Energy Development Fund ". I … I'm the founder of that fund, so in name, I'm the second-in-command of Hammer Industries … Of course, that's only in name. Since The Devil Gang is familiar with the business, are you interested in starting an arms company?"
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