On top of the rolling yellow clouds, there was a huge statue of a snake head. In front of the snake head was a huge platform. At this time, a red car drove over from the red road behind the platform and stopped in front of the snake head.
"Monkey King, Mr. Kling." Three figures got out of the car.
"Follow this Snake Path. It is said that you can see Kai-sama at the end, but don't fall below the clouds, because that is hell. If you fall, you won't be able to come back." Bululan said respectfully.
"Thank you for your trouble!"
"Thank you!"
"No need …" Bululan said halfway, and Monkey King and Kling's figures disappeared from his sight. He looked around suspiciously, but he couldn't see the figures of the two.
"The two of them couldn't have fallen below the clouds and entered hell, right?" Sweat poured out from Blue Brook's forehead. Sun Wukong and Krillin were people that even the King of Hell had high hopes for.
"I clearly reminded them not to fall below the clouds, so you can't blame me. Moreover, they might not have fallen below the clouds. Maybe they walked too fast and were already far away from the Snake Path, so I couldn't see them. Right, it must be like this, it must be like this. They are people that even King Yama has high hopes for. How could they have fallen below the clouds? This has nothing to do with me …" Bululan muttered and walked to his car with a depressed face.
A sharp whistle that sounded like a supersonic fighter jet rang out above the Snake Avenue. It was two figures flying at high speed. The two of them were flying so fast that the rolling yellow clouds beside the Snake Avenue seemed to have been sliced by sharp swords.
Half an hour later, at the end of the Snake Path, Monkey King and Kling landed.
"We've reached the end. This should be the end of the Snake Path!" Monkey King said in a crisp voice.
"En, it must be. There won't be a mistake again." Kling also said. The two flew on the Snake Path and saw a very beautiful huge building. Then, the two naturally thought that this building was Kai-sama's residence.
Although Sun Wuben reminded Kling, Kling didn't care too much.
Then, he and the Monkey King entered the building and met a group of beautiful girls. Then, a beautiful woman appeared. These girls called her Princess Sheji.
In the beginning, the Monkey King had thought that Princess Sheji was Kai-sama. Although Kling had his suspicions, he did not think too much of it. In the end, Princess Sheji had pulled the two of them into a body dance. The unromantic Monkey King had thought that Kai-sama was testing his martial arts, so the Monkey King had made his move.
Princess Sheji was once the goddess of the Dao of Snakes. Although she did not practice martial arts after the Dao of Snakes built her palace and became the so-called Princess Sheji, her martial arts cultivation was still very strong.
However, what was the current Monkey King? Although he had only used a very weak strength back then, he had still managed to injure Princess Sheji badly. If not for Kling giving him a Senzu Bean, he would have met the King of Hell.
What happened next was very simple.
Although Princess Sheji was the world's top beauty in the Netherworld Beauty Pageant, and in fact, in the eyes of the Monkey King and Kling, she was indeed very beautiful, but the Monkey King was still a gentleman in this aspect. As for Kling, he had experienced a great beauty like the empress, so his resistance to beauty was very strong.
Therefore, the two of them turned and left. Princess Sheji became anxious and asked the two of them to stay for a meal, just like in the original series. The Monkey King had never been able to refuse a meal.
Kling was naturally embarrassed to leave alone, so the two of them ate and drank heartily. Of course, they ate the food that Princess Sheji had added poison to. However, the poison was not effective against the current Monkey King and Kling. Therefore, the two of them left immediately after finishing their meal.
It was because of this delay that they had wasted so much time.
"Kling, there's a sphere over there. Could it be Kai-sama's residence?"
"It's a mini planet. Maybe that's Kai-sama's residence. Let's go up!"
"Okay!"
…
The two of them shot out of the Snake Way and quickly approached Kai's Planet. Then, a powerful suction force surged toward them. Kai's Planet's gravity was ten times that of Earth. In the original plot, this terrifying gravity had caused the Monkey King to fall and become dizzy. However, this time, the two of them did not feel anything at all and easily landed on Kai's Planet.
"Kai-sama?"
The Monkey King and Kling looked around. Suddenly, a figure barged into their line of sight.
"Oh ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ ~"
It was a chimpanzee hopping around on the grass.
"Are you Kai-sama?" The Monkey King asked innocently.
"Does Kai-sama look like this?" Kling frowned.
"Oh ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ ~"
Bubbles held his hands above his head and limped forward with his feet splayed outwards.
"Excuse me, are you Kai-sama?" The Monkey King asked several more times, but Bubbles simply ignored the Monkey King's inquiry. He just raised his hands and walked with strange steps.
In a red villa not far from Kai's Planet, North Kai was originally sleeping, but at this time, he was inexplicably awakened from the terror.
"What a terrifying aura. There are two people here. They are definitely not King Yama, but this aura feels very familiar …" North Kai quickly turned over and sat up. He got out of bed and walked toward the window. Soon, he saw a figure standing not far away. It was a bald figure.
The current Kling had undergone two seals. Compared to when he destroyed the Tree of Might, he had changed a lot.
"It's Kling." North Kai recognized him at once. After all, he had been paying a lot of attention to Kling these days. He was even conflicted about whether he should give pointers to Kling on his martial arts cultivation or not.
"Haha, this baldy actually came here." North Kai's face was full of smiles. Suddenly, he froze as another figure appeared in his line of sight. It was a man with thick black hair and wearing a red martial arts suit.
"Who … is this?" Doubts flashed through North Kai's mind, and a strange expression suddenly surged on his face. At this time, on the grassland outside, Bubbles had his hands raised above his head, and his legs were wide open. He was walking with strange steps, stopping every step he took.
The red-clothed man behind Bubbles also raised his hands above his head, spread his feet wide, and let out 'oh oh' sounds similar to Bubbles'. He imitated Bubbles as he walked forward, one step at a time.
"What a strange man." North Kai walked out of the villa and deliberately didn't look at Kling. Instead, he shouted at the Monkey King, "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Hm?" The Monkey King turned his head and looked at North Kai. "You are?"
"Me? I am … # @ * (* &% … I am Kai!"
"Then, he is?"
"He is my pet, Bubbles."
"What!?" The Monkey King smiled awkwardly. "No wonder I kept feeling that something was wrong. Kling, you are really something. You watched me embarrass myself and didn't even remind me."
"Uh …" Kling broke out in a cold sweat. If it weren't for Sun Wuben's reminder, he would have followed the Monkey King to practice Kai's boxing technique. Kai said, "I think you are the one who is not right!" The Monkey King smiled awkwardly.
"Let's not talk about this." North Kai suddenly smiled. "Don't you think the joke just now was very funny? Don't be polite. Laugh as much as you can. It's okay!"
"What joke?" The Monkey King was stunned.
"…" North Kai was extremely embarrassed. After a moment, he said, "You are too nervous and didn't pay attention. You are really hopeless! Then, I will make a special joke. "The Monkey King glared. At this time, North Kai made a gesture to pick up a phone. "Ring … ring … pick up the phone. Hello? Hello? No one is talking on the other side of the phone. "Then, he covered his mouth and laughed. The Monkey King was dumbfounded.
Kling was also dumbfounded.
"This joke is the best!" North Kai said with a smile.
"What joke?" The Monkey King was puzzled. Kling was also confused. Some sweat appeared on North Kai's forehead. He was extremely embarrassed. His face turned cold. "Hey, what are you doing here?" The Monkey King saluted and said with a sincere face, "I want to ask Kai-sama to teach me martial arts."
"Martial arts?" North Kai's face turned ugly. He turned his head and looked at Kling. "What are you doing here again?"
"Like Goku, I want to ask Kai-sama to teach me martial arts." Kling said. Although he could use the Tree of Might to comprehend martial arts, it was also good to be able to cultivate with Kai-sama for a while. The most important thing was that even Sun Wuben supported Kling to come to Kai's Planet to learn.
Kai-sama clasped his hands behind his back. He had been having a headache about whether he should guide Kling in his martial arts cultivation. Kai-sama had 100% confidence in his own martial arts, at least in terms of theory.
But he was too weak now.
At least in front of Kling, he was too weak. It was impossible for a powerhouse like Kling to recognize his martial arts. Therefore, Kai-sama was not sure how to make Kling willing to come to Kai's Planet. Moreover, even if Kling came here, would he seriously follow Kai-sama's guidance in cultivation? This was Kai-sama's biggest doubt. Coupled with all kinds of other big and small doubts, North Kai had not taken action.
But now, Kling had come to Kai's Planet.
"Although this Kling brat came to learn the mystery of my best jokes, I can show him my profound martial arts realm. Even if I don't personally guide him, he can still gain some benefits. It will also be of great benefit to his future solo cultivation …" North Kai thought for a while and said, "You can stay. I will teach you real martial arts, but he must go!" He pointed at Monkey King.
"Eh?" Monkey King stared at Kai-sama in puzzlement, "Why must I go?"
"Go back to where you came from." Kai-sama was angry, "After listening to such a funny joke, you still can't laugh. Your personality is too bad. I won't teach a person without a sense of humor!"
"Oh!" Sun Wukong immediately reacted. "Hahaha …" Then, Monkey King held his stomach and laughed, "It's really funny, hahahaha … As expected of Kai-sama! This is the first time I've heard such a funny joke! Hahahaha … "
"Eh …" Kling also understood. He didn't know whether he should laugh like Monkey King or not.
"That's right!" Kai-sama's face showed a proud smile, "Your brain is too slow!" Monkey King stopped laughing and shouted, "Then, are you willing to teach me martial arts?" "Martial arts? Sure! "Kai-sama's eyes had a crafty look.
"Is that true?" Sun Wukong shouted excitedly.
"But there is a condition. You must pass the exam," North Kai said. Monkey King's face stiffened. At this time, North Kai said, "Unless you tell a joke to make me laugh!" "Tell a joke?" Monkey King became nervous, "You want me to tell a joke!" "Scared?" North Kai laughed proudly, "Ordinary jokes can't make me laugh!"
Monkey King was lost in thought. He crossed his arms and looked at the grass in front of him. His forehead began to sweat. Suddenly, Monkey King went to Kling's side, "Kling, think of one for me!"
"That won't do. You have to say it yourself," North Kai shouted.
"But why do I have to pass the joke telling exam while Kling doesn't?" Monkey King shouted.
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