"Please state the user's code name," said the female voice from the box.
Wade murmured, "What the hell?"
The box said, "Wrong code name."
Wade said helplessly, "The most handsome Wade."
The box said, "Wrong code name."
Wade said, "Fine, The Most Wade?"
The box said, "Wrong code name."
Wade said, "Huh? That's my f * cking code name. Are you crazy? Ah, no, is the person who set you up sick? "
The box said, "Wrong code name."
Wade scratched his head. "Did that guy eavesdrop on my private life with Vanessa?"
The box said, "Wrong code name."
Wade said, "… Baby? Not this one. Sweetheart? Not this one. Ah, it must be this one. Open it — Little Tim Tian! "
The box said, "Wrong code name."
Wade said in despair, "Don't I know what I should be called? Can you give me a hint? "
The box said, "The code name is related to where you accepted the mission."
Wade pondered for a moment. This probably wasn't referring to Vanessa's house, so he said, "… Nun Margaret's Home for Bad Kids?"
The box said, "Wrong code name."
Wade tried for a few minutes, and even gave it Weasel's wretched name, but it was still "wrong code name."
He threw the box away angrily. "You're crazy! Is there a need to go through all this? "
If Luke were here, he would definitely smile and not say anything. F * ck, who told you to blatantly fool me with fake information?
You were just messing with Wade.
In fact, as long as Wade said that he wanted to open the box, it would open automatically in an hour.
The "code name" was also there, but Luke had casually used the name of something in Weasel's bar.
Frustrated for a moment, Wade simply ran back to his pile of money and stuffed it back into the box.
Vanessa might be back in half an hour. He didn't want her to see such a large sum of money.
It wasn't that he was afraid that she would be tempted by money, but that he didn't want her to ask where the money came from.
At the very least, he didn't want her to know until he completed the mission tonight and got the rest of the 2.5 million.
She would definitely make him give up on this suicidal behavior.
But if they weren't courting death, who would offer a sky-high price of five million for a commission?
As he enjoyed moving the money, he mumbled, "There's so much money. I have to survive tonight. I can't let Vanessa change husbands. Hmm, I can't let the guy in the Deadpool win either. "
“Deadpool！ The code name is correct. "A gentle female voice suddenly sounded from the box beside him, and the lid slowly opened.
Wade was dumbfounded. "Huh? Since when did I use this stupid code name? You might as well call me Little Tiantian! "
As soon as the words left his mouth, he suddenly froze. "Hmm, it seems … this code name sounds quite pleasing to the ear. Can I use it in the future?"
Soon, his attention was attracted by the equipment in the chest, and he did not continue to think about this new codename that came out of nowhere.
When he put on the top smiley face hood, a stiff male electronic voice rang in his ears. "User detected. Identity verification in progress. Identity verification passed. Welcome, Deadpool. "
Wade: "… Fine, you can call me whatever you want."
"You have a new mission. Please check it immediately and read the details of the mission as soon as possible." The cold and stiff electronic voice rang out.
Wade was displeased. "Hey, what the hell is this voice? Can't you change it? "
"All functions of the system will be activated after the user receives and fully understands the mission," said the electronic voice.
Wade readily agreed. "Okay, where are you going to read that stupid mission? Hurry up. "
In less than ten minutes, the details of the mission were explained.
Wade was a little confused. "Wait, wait, what did you just say?"
The electronic voice said, "The user requests to speed up the explanation process of the mission details, so it is being played at eight times the speed."
Wade: "Motherf * cker! Did I say eight times the speed? Well, what's eight times the speed? "
Another twenty minutes passed, and under the electronic voice's explanation, he finally figured out the details of the mission.
Looking at the information and pictures projected on the helmet lens, he was shocked and couldn't help but say, "Holy sh * t! It turns out that missions can be arranged like this. I want to do the same in the future … "
At this point, he suddenly stopped talking.
He probably couldn't afford the equipment, much less make these plans.
In a regular army, these would be done by staff officers.
The so-called mission details included the location of tonight's operation and all kinds of information about the surroundings, such as traffic, personnel, and terrain, with a lot of data and pictures.
Secondly, he could choose his route tonight.
Wade was still a little worried, so he asked the unpleasant electronic voice if it could rearrange his route, and the answer was yes.
As a result, he made a few requests, and in less than ten minutes, a new route of action was designed, which basically met his expectations.
"With this thing, a lot of little staff officers are going to be laid off, right?" Wade couldn't help murmuring.
Suddenly, the sound of someone coming up the stairs came from his headset, which he had turned on with the high-sensitivity electronic radio function.
Wade didn't need to think about it to know that Vanessa was back.
"Sh * t!" He cursed softly, his hands and feet moving quickly.
Ten seconds later, there was the sound of a key opening the door, and Vanessa walked in.
Looking at Wade, who was sleeping soundly on the other side of the bed, she shouted angrily, "Didn't you say you had something to do today? It's almost eleven o 'clock now. Get up and eat. "
Saying that, she carried the things into the kitchen.
Wade, who was curled up under the covers, struggled to pull off the hood and cursed in a low voice, "This is too hard to take off. Why did you make it so tight?"
Five minutes later, Vanessa came out of the kitchen and saw someone in shorts holding two big black boxes, as if he were going to take them out of the corner.
She couldn't help but hold her forehead. "Are you a kid? It's not Christmas today. Do you have to see them the moment you get up? "
"Yes, sir!" Wade decisively stuffed the two boxes into a corner of the living room and saluted her.
In fact, he hadn't been taking the boxes out just now, but had been putting them back.
It was good that Vanessa misunderstood.
…
Wade was busy counting money, accompanying his future wife in the reenactment of the case, counting money, playing with equipment, and eating breakfast that was already lunch.
On the other side, Luke and Selina were already busy.
Tonight, V was going to make big news.
It might not be on TV, but at the very least, it would be widely spread in the dark side world.
There were a lot of situations that needed to be considered, and they had to be arranged in advance so that they could have more energy to deal with unexpected situations.
However, since he had found Wade, the "strongest person" who wanted money more than his life, Luke's plan was much less dangerous than before.
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