Luke looked around to see if there were any more parasites that were ready to cause trouble.
At that moment, the parasite that had its back to him suddenly tilted its head, and the parasite on its neck fell to the ground with a thud. It twitched weakly a few times before it stopped moving.
The crowd, which had been silent for a moment, roared. It was impossible to hear what they were shouting.
But nobody rushed onto the stage, because the male host's body was still lying there.
This unlucky male host had been killed by the parasite as a declaration of his appearance.
The female host was slightly luckier. She was held hostage by the headless corpse of the parasite, and her eyes rolled back in fear. She didn't even know that she had been rescued.
Looking at the clamor below the stage, but no more parasites appeared, Luke tilted his head and pondered for a moment before he flashed to the female host's side.
Pulling her out of the parasite's arms, he took the microphone from the female host and tapped it twice.
The noise died down again. The crowd knew what the smiling masked man was going to say.
“Monster！ To
be
or
not
to
be，that's
a
die，to
sleep，No
More! "Luke still had that authentic London accent as he recited the line as if he were reciting a poem.
Stuffing the microphone back into the female host's hand, he leaped up and tapped on the wall of a nearby building to reach the rooftop and disappear from sight.
Even more intense sound waves erupted. Most people's faces were red as they screamed and howled, completely losing the ability to speak.
Although it wasn't Ultraman fighting a monster today, it was the first time most people had seen a superhero fight a monster.
Moreover, the English recitation of this mysterious superhero sounded very classy.
It was more classy than those superheroes who ran away after killing the monster.
…
Ten minutes later, Luke, Selina and Gold Nugget sat in a high-end restaurant and drank coffee as they looked through the glass window at the fast food restaurant on the ground floor across the street.
A lot of people were watching where the two of them and the dog had been eating ice cream.
Many of the people who were taking photos of the two of them were holding their phones and talking excitedly to others.
Yes, there were quite a number of otakus who stuck out their buttocks to show everyone — there were Selina's footprints there.
The girls looked at these nerds with jealousy and envy, cursing them for being filthy in their hearts while fantasizing about how it would feel to be kicked by V like this.
The men, on the other hand, were basically green with envy. Many of them couldn't help but shout out their inner thoughts, "Why didn't I come just now!"
Obviously, they didn't mind being kicked at all. In fact, they were looking forward to it.
There was also a long line at the ice cream window of the fast food restaurant, all of whom wanted to buy the ice cream that Luke and Selina had eaten.
The employee of the fast food restaurant pretended not to hear him.
They had tried two-thirds of the ice cream in the shop, and hadn't had time to try the remaining one-third because of the unexpected incident.
The manager immediately decided to change the taste and take turns selling it.
That would prevent the person at the beginning from only taking one or two flavors out and causing everyone to misunderstand that the superhero only ate one or two flavors.
With more flavors, the shop could also take turns to provide "hero ice cream", "heroine ice cream", and "pet ice cream" to ensure freshness.
Pet ice cream for humans to eat? That wasn't a problem at all. Wasn't Harrold Caddy's stuff for humans to use?
Thousands of people were making a ruckus down below, but they didn't know that the superheroes they were talking about were watching from upstairs.
Luke had left so quickly just now, but Selina and the dog head were still around to see if they could lure out some of the more stupid parasites.
In the end, it was indeed rare to see a parasite as stupid as the first one.
Selina was a little regretful that she didn't have the chance to attack as Batwoman. "Looks like this is the only one."
Luke hummed in acknowledgment. "Even monsters aren't afraid of death."
Selina, however, snorted. "Some people have to show off every time they come out. I wonder what they're up to."
Luke bumped her with his shoulder and said with a cheeky smile, "It's your persona. It's not professional if you don't read your lines."
Selina quickly stated her conditions. "Fine. You should also come up with a few lines for my new avatar. "
Pondering for two seconds, Luke said, "For the world and peace, carry out the sins of love and truth. A bright tomorrow awaits you."
Selina: "WTF?"
Luke said, "You don't like it? Then use another line. Future, the pale future is the color of evil. Universe, the hammer that gives justice to the dark world. Our famous name is recorded in this land! "
Selina was speechless. (̄ Д ̄) ̄ (̄)
But a moment later, she couldn't help but read these two strange lines several times in her heart. Suddenly, she smashed her right palm with her left hand. "I've decided. I'll use the second line in the future."
(！ Luke: "Huh?"
Selina was excited. "Hm, we can let Mickey and the others try it first. It's better than their original lines, right?"
Luke couldn't help but think of Ginyu saying, "We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, yeah ~". For a moment, he was speechless.
Then, he couldn't help but laugh. In any case, he wasn't the one saying it. Who cares!
It just so happened that the little turtles had recently asked him how they could improve their culture.
With such a line, wouldn't their culture level increase instantly? At the very least, it would be a lot better than "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, yeah ~"
…
What was unexpected and reasonable was that Luke's faith points skyrocketed by more than 20,000 after this action, and his daily income increased by another 10% or so.
That was because he had taken action in broad daylight, and on stage with countless cameras.
Videos of the scene from multiple angles were everywhere in a single day. TV stations, the Internet, and print media were everywhere.
It wasn't just Luke taking action; even the scene of two people and one dog eating ice cream was very popular as the background.
Taking pets to cosplay in broad daylight, and even showing their faces to eat, this new pair of heroes were too lively, and they didn't mind being the background for others.
But at the same time, they didn't let people touch them intimately, and they were friendly.
This made the Japanese public extremely popular, and even the sales of Labradors skyrocketed.
Luke confirmed his previous thoughts.
He had to come to Japan to do a show when he had nothing better to do. Hehe, he was a leek for faith points.
He didn't have to keep as low a profile as he did in America. In any case, the Japanese officials couldn't do anything to him.
But that was the end of their trip to Japan. Luke and the others took a private plane back to America.
When they got home, Joseph, who was looking at his tablet in the living room, looked up at Luke expressionlessly, before he lowered his head and continued looking at his tablet. He didn't even greet Luke.
Luke chuckled and put his hand on his little brother's shoulder. "Hey, what's bothering you? Tell me and let me, um, help you resolve it."
Joseph moved his shoulders in disgust, but he couldn't shake off that big hand.
Looking at his smiling brother, he finally resigned himself to his fate.
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