These should have been absurd words, but when they came out of their mouths, Darcy felt that they were somehow real.
It was really a little scary.
If it was fake, then these lunatics had to be too immersed in their acting. If they went crazy and treated her like a frost giant or a dragon, smashed her head, dug out her heart, and exposed her body in the wilderness as a warning to others, that would be too unlucky.
If it was real … No, no, no, this couldn't be real. The girl's little heart pounded. She could only press it down with her hand and pacify it so that it wouldn't beat too fast.
Luke patted her on the shoulder. "Don't worry. Even if they're lunatics, they're a bunch of moral lunatics. They won't bother with trash like you who only have a combat ability of five."
Darcy: "What?"
Luke said, "They're warriors, not butchers. You don't have to worry if you can't fight, because they don't care about you at all. "
Darcy: "… Thank you for your comfort."
Although Luke's words were very strange, she did calm down a bit.
As for their lack of combat ability, it didn't matter at all if they didn't care about her.
She was just an ordinary freshman, and a little girl at that. It would be abnormal if she had combat ability.
After they arrived at the ranch, the five friends walked to the grass in front of the ranch house and started talking.
They gathered around the long wooden seats on the grass and talked. Every now and then, they would roar and hug each other to comfort each other — this was basically only between Sif and Thor.
Luke curled his lip and adjusted the earpiece in his left ear. You don't seem to be using any electronic interference devices. Why do you think I can't hear you? Or do you think I don't know how to listen in with an electronic radio system?
Thinking that, Darcy leaned over and asked in a low voice, "They … won't suddenly go crazy and come here to beat us up, right?"
She was only 1.64 meters tall, and was half a head shorter than Luke. If she tilted her body slightly, her head would almost rest against his chest.
Smelling the faint fragrance of the shampoo on her hair, Luke lowered his head and leaned in close to her ear. "Don't worry. Just say 'can't see me, can't see me' in your heart, and they'll pretend we don't exist."
Daisy burst out laughing and almost dropped the skewer in her hand into the charcoal pile. "Do you think I'm an ostrich?"
Luke looked at her and couldn't help but imagine an ostrich burying its head in the sand and pouting. He smiled and said, "Hmm, it doesn't look like it."
Just like that, almost an hour passed. While he was teasing Darcy, he also recorded all the conversations of Thor and the others.
This was a huge piece of gossip.
It was also a cosmic family ethics drama, but it was also a super harem drama — although the people involved were basically all men.
Simply put, Thor's father, Odin, is not dead, and his younger brother, Loki, is lying.
As for the reason, the outspoken bearded Volstagg had already blurted it out.
Fight for power!
Without Thor, Odin's first successor, little brother Loki would be able to sit on the throne of Asgard.
Luke wasn't excited at all.
These gossips only confirmed the blurry memories in his head.
Knowing that Loki had been setting his brother up, the ins and outs of this matter didn't go beyond the scope of a family ethics drama and a harem drama on Earth.
It was just that the people involved had become "gods."
Luke smacked his lips. "But when" gods "start an internal strife, it's fatal."
Daisy had already started eating skewers on the side.
Hearing that, she asked casually, "Fatal? Hm, this barbecue is really spicy. Are my lips swollen? "
Luke turned his head and saw that her originally plump lips were even more curled up. He couldn't help but smile. "Then should I put less chili oil on it?"
Hesitating for a moment, Daisy shook her head. "It's only spicy that tastes good. I don't believe these skewers can really kill me."
As she spoke, she took another big bite and shoved the entire skewer into the giant mouth.
Luke was lost for words. Gu Niang, you are indeed a man!
By the time the five of them finished chatting, five people and one dog were already sitting in front of Luke's barbecue stall.
He, Selina, Daisy, Jane, and Selvig.
Apart from Dr. Jane, who had an uneasy expression on her face and was only sipping from a bottle of juice, the other four people and one dog had been eating heartily for a long time.
Daisy had long since been defeated. Rubbing her bloated stomach, she watched as Selina gobbled up all kinds of barbecue as if she were worshipping a big shot.
Luke? No way. It was normal for a man to be able to eat.
Watching the five friends return, Luke had heard enough of the drama. He simply asked Darcy to serve them and said goodbye to the five friends before he went back to his own business.
After a brief hesitation, Selvig decisively left and went to the jeep to fiddle with his equipment.
Daisy blinked her big eyes. Although she was a waitress, she was actually an onlooker as she continued to watch the show.
She didn't have an electronic audio system like Luke, and could only occasionally hear snippets of their conversation. Her curiosity was bursting, and she couldn't bear to leave even as a maid.
Selina followed Luke into the tool room before she took out her phone and typed: "Are they really" gods "?"
Luke also typed on his phone: "They can live for thousands of years, fight, fight, and overeat without getting stomach problems, alcoholic liver, or fatty liver. Do you think humans can be like that?"
Selina felt that it made sense, and was speechless for a moment.
The two of them were using their phones because they were afraid that the guys outside would hear them.
Luke had also reminded Selina that these "gods" were far more physically fit than humans, and their five senses were also much stronger than those of Earthlings. Selina didn't dare say anything.
The two of them chatted on their phones in the tool room for a while before Selina drove back to Shackelford.
Luke still had to keep an eye on these "troublemakers," so he could only ask her to report the new situation to Robert.
Looking at the five friends chatting and eating by the bonfire, Luke couldn't help but look at the gradually darkening sky. Was the eldest prince's little brother planning a night attack? The big robot in the movie seemed to only appear in broad daylight.
But he didn't think too much about it, because it was useless. Thor's little brother wasn't a considerate person.
It was getting late.
Luke arranged for Selvig and Daisy to stay in the guest rooms in Drax's main house.
Everything was big in Texas, and Luke's grandfather's house was no exception.
There were three guest rooms that Drax had left for Robert's family, and there was just enough room for them now.
Luke was still in the tool room, adjusting his armed pickup truck.
Outside, the five friends were drinking heartily.
The ranch could be short of other things, but it wouldn't be short of meat and alcohol.
The large grill could cook dozens of kilograms of meat in one go, but it would take a little longer. There was also a small warehouse for beer and whiskey, which was enough for them to drink for a long time.
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.