His surroundings were chaotic, and countless strange lights flashed in all directions around him …
Ah! I'm going back!
In the confusion, Duque felt that he had gone back.
He returned to a warm but comfortable doghouse.
He graduated from university and changed from a glorious university animal to an even more glorious person in society.
He lived the fulfilling life that his seniors mentioned.
Because the kind and generous landlord increased the rent every year, her flower-like daughter yelled "Seumida" all day long, and absolutely refused to spoil Duque, an ordinary great man who was far from being a little fresh meat. This allowed Duque to avoid a wonderful love disaster. Therefore, the single dog Duque decisively moved to a cleaner and tidier urban village. He lived in an independent kingdom that cost 1,000 yuan per 10 square meters. He lived almost every day at two o 'clock in the morning, and he had to enjoy the scenery outside the window of the three-hour subway.
Ah!
So comfortable!
There were aunties dancing Little Apple at 10 o 'clock at night;
There were commercial flights flying at 3 o 'clock in the middle of the night;
There were daily demolitions of houses in the urban village that started at 6 o 'clock in the morning and rented out to university graduates;
None of this can affect my enthusiasm for the boss fight in Duque's territory!
Damn, it's already the era of the monthly card!
The only one who can fight me in reality is Brother Electricity!
Hahahaha!
At this time, there was a mysterious female voice calling Duque.
"Duque! Duque! Wake up! The world needs you! The demon duo called Kazroga and Kazak is too powerful, we can't handle it! "
Duque replied in a daze, "Kazroga? Kazak? They are all antique level weaklings. Who can't solo these days? Go by yourself, don't call me! "
The owner of the mysterious voice seemed to be angry, "Damn it! I'm not asking you to dream, I'm asking you to face the Demon Lord in reality! That monster that is 50 feet tall! Wake up, as long as the world is not destroyed by the Burning Legion, I will do anything you want! "
Duque smacked his lips, his voice deep and magnetic. "Come on, let me swear on my conscience — I really can't do this job! I'm just a lowly and bashful boy who has never even touched a girl's hand. Ever since I was young, I didn't even dare to eat sh * t, and you actually want me to fight some Demon Lord? Are you kidding me? "
After saying that, Duque stretched out his right hand in a daze and touched his left chest.
Yes, he touched it.
Huh? Could it be that he had been training dumbbells too much recently that his chest muscles had developed so much?
It was soft and bouncy.
At this time, another Enigmatic Queen's voice appeared.
His voice was filled with anger and a smile that no one knew what he meant.
"Hehe! What a coincidence! I don't dare to eat it either! "
Suddenly, without warning …
"Pa!"
A sharp pain on his left cheek made Duque's head spin.
Duque …
He forcefully opened his eyelids. He was awake!
The first thing he saw was an angry Jaina and an extremely sullen Cirvanas.
Ah! So I didn't transmigrate back!
It's better not to go back. Think about it. I'll go back and be an engineering university animal. Before I graduate, I'll be a female pig competing with Diaochan.
Every festival, I'll be showered with affection by a handsome guy who found a girl outside of school. I'll be fed dog food, and I'll be urged to submit my experiment report.
After graduation, I'll have no money, no house, and no girls. Even if I'm handsome, it'll be useless. I might as well go to the hospital for a vasectomy.
Moreover, I'm not handsome!
Despair!
I'm in despair for this world of dog abuse!
Although in Azeroth, even toothbrushes, toothpaste, and toilet paper had to be researched by him, and every three to five years, there would be a world-ending crisis, but at least he had status, ability, and a harem here!
Thinking of this, Duque sat up on the bed, his face facing the sky at a forty-five degree angle. A crocodile tear fell from the corner of his left eye!
Earth is too bitter, I'm not going back!
Queen Sylvanas thought about what would happen if she slapped Duque awake. Maybe Duque would be like a wronged wife, or maybe Duque would be noisy. Queen Sylvanas wasn't afraid of any situation.
Duke was the only one who was unusually silent and crying bitterly … Could it be that I interrupted the restoration of his Magic Circuit?
Thinking of this, even the fearless Queen Sylvanas panicked.
Ignoring the unreliable Night Elves, Duque was already the last trump card of the Alliance and the Horde. If something went wrong on Duque's side, the world might really be finished!
"Duque! I, I didn't mean to wake you up. The situation … is too dangerous! "Queen Sylvanas' voice unknowingly carried a faint sobbing tone and a pleading tone.
"Dangerous …?" Duque seemed to be talking to himself.
"Yes, more than forty percent of the soldiers have been killed. None of the Alliance's masters died, but most of them are injured. The key is that we can't win against the two Demon Lords. Now, Mograine and Kane are at the front, "Jaina said quickly.
Duque suddenly fell silent. After a full three seconds, he suddenly came to his senses and grabbed Queen Sylvanas and Jaina's hands. "Wait until we defeat the Archerons! If I'm still alive, I'll be with the people I love and love me forever … "
The first half of Duque's sentence was not wrong, but the last sentence made Queen Sylvanas furious.
Wait!
You still want to be together?
It's fine if the three of us go. I've tolerated Illucia before me. Are you going to add those cats and dogs and messy women?
Queen Sylvie suddenly smiled. Her smile was as bright as a flower. "Duke?"
"Yes?"
"Your body, are you sure it's okay? Like the magic circuit or something. "
"I'm fine!" Duque, who didn't know that a disaster was coming, seemed to be still in a daze.
Then, justice fell from the sky, and Queen Sylvanas slapped Duque on the right side of his face.
"You little bastard —"
"Ahhh —"
This scene left the bystanders dumbfounded.
Queen Sylvie stood up abruptly and rushed to the door with large strides. Suddenly, she stopped. With one hand on the door frame, she did not turn around. "Although you're a bastard, seeing that you might be able to save the world, I agree … But I warn you, don't go too far, or I'll incite my sisters to leave you."
After that, Queen Sylvanas strode out of the door, as if she was escaping.
As soon as Queen Sylvanas left, Jaina also pulled back her hand that was held by Duque. She stood up, flicked her cloak behind her, and turned around. "Haha! Duke Marcus, you think too highly of yourself! You actually want to take two queens at once? Who do you think I am? I'm the noble Queen of Kul 'Tiras, Jaina Proudmoore! There's no way I'll give myself to a bastard who has a harem! "
After that, he used [Flash] and flashed out of the corridor.
A few seconds later, Jaina's vague voice floated over from afar. "If you can help me get revenge, maybe it'll be a different story …"
"Uh, why are all of you suddenly so arrogant?"
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