"Damn it, don't tease me! What exactly happened? Tell me quickly. "Veins popped up on Duque's forehead, and he looked like he was about to eat someone alive.
Seeing how anxious her master was, Vanessa giggled heartlessly. "Looks like my dear master, even though you've left your mortal body and become a demigod, you're still that beast of a duke!"
"…"
"Alright, I'll stop teasing you." Seeing that Duque was really going to flip out, Vanessa stopped while she was ahead. "It was Lady Aurelia's suggestion."
"Aurelia? What about her? "Duque was stunned.
"Nothing, because Lady Aurelia is pregnant with your child. After telling His Majesty Sylvanas, His Majesty Sin 'dorei hinted that she wanted to focus on becoming a demigod, so he won't stop the other beauties in the Alliance from pursuing you."
Wait a minute! Why can't I understand this kind of dazzling operation?
That was the expression of the dumbfounded Duque.
A second later, Duque laughed involuntarily. He recalled that he had the reputation of being a playboy in the Alliance. In recent years, there had been a lot less women, and the biggest reason was because Queen Sylvanas used her aura to protect him!
With a valiant temperament and sharp eyes, the three Windrunner sisters accompanied him on all kinds of occasions with an aura that made others shrink back. They were originally great beauties that were one in a million. They had received the complete training of nobility, and with the perfect figure unique to the High Elves, as well as the battlefield achievements that made mortal women tremble in fear.
The three sisters were the most unique scenery in all the Alliance gatherings.
In terms of beauty alone, there might be some noble ladies in the Alliance who could approach their level, but with the addition of Sylvanas' status as the queen, it was enough to make all mortal women despair.
Those with beauty did not have the status.
Those with the status did not have the ability.
Even if there were all three, the three of them were together, and the addition of the beautiful sisters was terrifying. If they did not nod, who would dare say that they would definitely be able to get a place in Duque's harem?
Naturally, the Windrunner sisters brushed off all the beauties who failed in their eyes.
Duque had a strange expression on his face. "Then why did Cirvanas suddenly …"
Vanessa sighed. "It's all because I'm afraid you'll mess around. Don't you think about who you've pushed down recently? Who can stop you if your taste goes crazy? His Majesty wasn't too willing at first, but Lady Aurelia persuaded him to 'think of Cenarius', and His Majesty immediately agreed. "
Yes, yes, the Goddess and the White Deer Demigod, and then the Goddess gave birth to the Forest Demigod Cenarius in the form of a centaur.
Just imagining such a scene was very dirty!
As a transmigrator, Duque could not help but think about it.
In Greek mythology, how did Zeus, the most unscientific geneticist in history, create the tauren?
How did his brother, Poseidon, create so many sea monsters?
Please listen to the story of Zeus the Bulldozer …
"Pfft —" Duque choked.
He really spat it out.
At the end of the day, it was all his fault!
At the end of the day, it was all because he played Dragon Taming with Onyxia on a whim. Alright, although she was in human form when she tamed the dragon, no one would forget her identity as the Black Dragon Princess.
Oh my god! So I've already embarked on the path of no return for the Beastly Duke?
Duque suddenly found that his life had become gloomy!
"Caw, caw, caw!" The crows on Atiesh cawed again.
For some reason, in Duque's ears, it became — HQ, HQ! Discovered a pervert! Now under arrest!
"No, I, actually … my taste is very normal!" Duque swore in front of Miss Vanessa, the representative of the grand jury.
"Really?" Duque did not notice the craftiness in Vanessa's eyes.
"Really!" Duque raised three fingers and swore, "As long as it's a good-looking beauty, I like it!"
"Really? Then … shall we play a little game? "
"Hmm? What game? "
"Take a guess, how many [Fan of Knives] throwing knives do I have hidden down there?" Vanessa threw out the question, and then, with an elegant ladylike bow, she lifted the hem of her skirt with both hands.
As a transmigrator who was deeply poisoned by Japanese culture, Duque deeply hated the traditional black, thick, and monotonous maid uniform in Azeroth's aristocratic mansions.
As early as ten years ago, Duque had already developed the standard maid uniform in the anime style.
The maid uniform was black with white flowers.
There was a black and white butterfly tie, and below it was a low-cut, deep V-neckline. However, the parts that were supposed to be exposed were covered by a hazy white muslin. The lower abdomen was a three-row white muslin binding design at the top, middle, and bottom. The back was a breathable lace carving design, and the back was a large white bow at the back.
The skirt was made of soft satin, matched with white lace at the hem. To reduce temptation, it was a mid-skirt design that went past the knees. However, the hem of the skirt seemed to be … rising higher and higher!
As expected, the long tube of translucent black stockings was evil. Now, Duque's eyes could not move away at all!
The long skirt swayed rhythmically, one left, one right, one left, one right, inch by inch, as if it was some kind of evil rhythm, tugging at Duke's heartstrings, inch by inch, inch by inch, as if it had become some kind of evil rhythm.
"Gulp!" This was the sound of someone swallowing saliva.
Finally, it reached the end of the long tube of black stockings.
He saw it!
He was almost there!
That was the black silk suspender to prevent the stockings from slipping off!
He saw it!
Of course, there were … no flying knives!
"Yo, my dear master, you still haven't guessed it?" Vanessa's eyes were like silk, and she leaned slightly closer to Duque.
But with this leaning, Duque immediately realized that the maid in front of him was no longer the maid that her father had thrown over to be a maid, the one that could not do anything well. Instead, she was a mature and charming woman that he had bestowed eternal life and youth.
Even though she said that, her hands didn't stop lifting her skirt.
"Hey, my master, do you really not have any speech to express?"
Speech?
Yes!
Of course there was!
Not to mention speech, I can even make a freestyle for you.
The problem is that that thing is too simple. It would be embarrassing for me, a demigod, to say it!
With a thought, Duque opened his mouth and said, "Guan Guan Ju Jiu, in the State of the River. A fair and graceful lady, a gentleman's desire. "
This passage of classical Chinese from transmigration was enough to make Vanessa choke to death. She was dumbfounded.
Looking at her face full of question marks, Duque felt smug in his heart. Hehe! Your master, I, has finally turned the tables! Do you really want to know? Do you really want to know? I won't tell you!
You want me to say something human?
Sure!
There were only six words —
Black! Lace! F * ck!
Of course, Vanessa knew that Duque was counterattacking. After a short moment of panic, she was not angry. Instead, she directly revealed the mystery —
"Clang clang!"
"Pfft!" Duque spat out a mouthful of old blood and gritted his teeth. "You tricked me!"
Why!?
Safety pants and whatnot! It was all f * cking evil —
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