At this moment!
Duque was possessed by the Best Actor!
At this moment!
Stephen Chow and Duque were together!
Even though it was not a complete lie, Duque still decided to use this nuclear bomb level line and changed it.
"Once, the Goddess of Fate placed a strange but sincere love in front of me, and I could not cherish it! In the ten thousand years that I spent in the river of time, I spent every day and night in regret. This is the most painful thing in the world. Since the heavens have given me a chance to reunite after ten thousand years, even if I die at the hands of that woman, I will say: I'm sorry, but I love you. "
"Bastard, how can I hate you when you're like this!?" Tyrande's tear ducts burst. Because she was on top and he was on the bottom, her bead-like tears washed Duque's face.
Duque smiled bitterly and touched the side of Tyrande's face. He comforted her gently, "It's okay, I'm back now, right?"
"Sob sob sob! I'm so touched. I don't hate you anymore. "
Hearing the crying from next door, Duque felt a little awkward.
Who the hell are you? Why are you crying too?
Tyrande was so angry that she laughed and turned her head, "Shandris! This has nothing to do with you. I'll deal with you for imprisoning Duque later. "
Duque … was dumbfounded.
"I'm sorry, Duque. She's Shandris, my adopted daughter during the Ancient War. Sigh! I can't even get rid of her. Sigh, I shouldn't have spoiled this little girl. "
"Please! I'm over ten thousand years old! "Shandris grimaced.
Duque wanted to facepalm.
Of course he knew who Shandris Feathermoon was.
After the Cataclysm, the Feathermoon Stronghold was on land, and a troublesome hunter kited it to Orgrimmar. He wanted to see a good show where the leader of the Horde defeated the leader of the Alliance, but he failed.
Brainless Howl and Gammor lost to her in single combat.
The most overpowered thing was that she had inherited Tyrande's [Starfall] and [Prayer of the Moonlight Goddess], which allowed her to attack the entire screen.
He was definitely one of the fiercest leaders in the Alliance!
However, this guy was still a one-sided love, and he had been single for ten thousand years.
Yes, the one who had a crush on her was Maiev Shadowsong's younger brother, Jarod Shadowsong, the de facto leader of the allied army.
Since Tyrande had pointed out Shandris's name, Duque had a general idea of what was going on. This was the Gushing Spring Lake of Teldrassil, a giant island in the middle of the sea where only the Night Elves lived.
For some reason, when he transmigrated back to this world, he was discovered by Shandris, who hated him for abandoning Tyrande. If not for Tyrande's arrival, it would have been a melodramatic scene.
Now … it could be considered a pass.
The house had been destroyed by Tyrande's [Starfall], and such a huge commotion could not be hidden from the people nearby. After Tyrande sent Shandris to clean up the mess outside, Duque and Tyrande finally went to a room belonging to the Elune Sisters to have a good chat.
Duque was eager to know what had happened while he was away.
Duke, who was the first to enter, was dumbfounded. He cursed on the spot, "Holy sh * t!"
Resentment!
Soaring resentment!
Thousands of bananas, like dried meat, were hung on the four walls with their eyes wide open. These dried bananas looked like specimens that had lost all their moisture, but still maintained their bright yellow color. They were arranged neatly from floor to ceiling on the four-meter-tall wall.
"I suddenly remembered that I have something urgent to attend to!" Duque turned around and left.
Unfortunately, it was too late!
Tyrande still had the holy smile of a high priestess on her face, but her actions were not holy at all!
Sister, why are you taking off your equipment if not to run faster in the dungeon?
Although he was shocked, Du Ke's pair of shifty eyes could not move away.
"Haha! You didn't even want to tell me your real name back then. In the end, ten thousand years later, when your lover found me and told me that you had gone to the Ancient War, I found out that Duque was Duque … May I ask, dear Mister Duque, what urgent matter is more important than catching up? "
"Yes! The World of Azeroth is still waiting for me to save it! "Duque said with his head held high.
"Oh? If it wasn't for the fact that you have protected the World of Azeroth for ten thousand years, do you think I would wait for you like an idiot for ten thousand years? "
Duque clenched his teeth and instinctively took a step back. As he did so, he fell to the ground. "Tyrande! I … We are both people of status. Don't get physical. If you have something to say, let's talk! "
"Fine! So what if I use my mouth to convince you? "Tyrande put her hands behind her back, but she did not stop walking. She approached him step by step.
At that moment, Duque finally understood what it meant to fall into one's own trap. Back then, when the Seven Great Sins broke out, he had given Tyrande ten terabytes of information.
Now, retribution had come!
Duque looked at the lingering bananas and finally broke down.
"Don't! Don't scare me! I actually have a weak heart! "
Tyrande did not say anything. One look from her made Duque's blood flow become uneven.
"Scream then! Scream then! Here, no one will hear you even if you scream your lungs out. "Tyrande used the words that Duque had given her all those years ago.
She almost angered Duque to death!
Duque was quite strong-willed!
When he realized that he would be stabbed no matter what he did, his temper flared up. He put his hands on his waist and laughed out loud. "Hahahaha! Tyrande! Have you forgotten? You haven't beaten me even once! Do you still remember the terror of being controlled by Duque's godly sword? "
"Sorry! A certain lover was too unqualified and didn't come for ten thousand years, so I've long forgotten! "With that, Tyrande launched an attack.
How terrifying was ten thousand years of resentment?
One could tell from Duque's pitiful howl.
"No —"
"Don't —"
"Don't stop —"
This battle would later be called the "Battle of Ten Thousand Years" by the two of them!
This battle was truly earth-shattering and earth-shattering.
With the Red Dragon Queen Alexstrasza's blessing of life, countless warriors were quickly duplicated. Billions of soldiers bravely sacrificed their lives for the sake of righteousness.
In Duque's mind, this battle was also called the "Clone War"!
Cough cough!
Duke came back to his senses, and the first thing he did was to set those Banana Lords on fire and expiate them. This thing was simply ominous!
Of course, what made Duque's head hurt the most was the news that Tyrande told him.
"What? It's been twenty years since the Dark Portal?! "
Tyrande said faintly, "Yes! We agreed to wait for ten thousand years, but you're twenty years late. "
"…"
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