"Teacher, the sun is shining on both of your buttocks."
It was the same voice that disturbed his dream. He opened his eyes with difficulty. The glaring sunlight passed through the same door and shone on the buttocks on the bed.
He turned his head and saw two girls hanging on the side of the bed with only the top half of their faces exposed. Their four eyes darted around furtively. Kaya recklessly stretched out her hand and poked the towering buttocks of the person beside her.
"Shh, shh." He waved his hand lightly and shooed away his two little disciples who were courting death. In fact, Lin himself was also doubtful about how he had survived last night from all aspects.
Looking at the former devil who was still lazing in bed while hugging a pillow, a certain someone was speechless. Yesterday, who pushed who down? Who was on top? Who was on top? Who …
Forget it. Why did it feel like he was discussing all kinds of CP issues with those fujoshis? As an otaku, he should walk the path of ghosts and beasts. Otherwise, he should humiliate and NTR others. The so-called pure path was for the moment when he destroyed that mask.
Putting aside his many questions, he put on a robe used for home use. He yawned and walked downstairs with his hands on the wall. His footsteps were a little weak. Of course, he was very hungry. Yesterday's big battle had consumed too much of his energy.
"Girl, give me breakfast." He walked into the dining room and shouted at the girl who was busy beside the stove.
"Okay."
"Also, send one up to the person upstairs."
"Oh."
The plate with fried eggs and bacon was smashed in front of him, neither lightly nor heavily. It made a clattering sound, expressing the girl's dissatisfaction. Kaya steadily carried the breakfast upstairs. She didn't show her emotions on her face.
She wanted to slap the table and curse. Unfortunately, she was lazy and couldn't exert any strength. She just let them be.
The milk sent from the town in the morning had been chilled for a while. It was now cold to drink. After Lin took a small sip, he immediately gulped it down. He even drank several cups in a row. It seemed that compared to hunger, he was more thirsty. Who told him to sweat too much yesterday? He was a little dehydrated.
She had almost finished the whole bucket of milk, but Kaya came down with the breakfast she had brought upstairs.
Is there anyone who doesn't want to eat?
As Lin was thinking, he saw a person following behind the brown-skinned girl. She was the dictator of the Dark Age, the slayer of the ancient gods, the Lich who was closest to the gods, the leader of the vengeful army, the end of life, the beginning of terror, and the only woman in history to be crowned with the title of "Demon King." Perhaps in the future, after the long list of titles, she could add the title of 'Juicer' …
It was too terrifying! How did he escape from the clutches of the devil? Lin was still doubtful.
Tikal didn't care about the girls' dissatisfied gazes. He sat across from Lin and casually picked up his breakfast.
"This … tastes … not bad."
"Hehe, of course, it's because the teacher taught well."
Faced with a certain someone's shameless behavior, the two girls did not hesitate to puff their cheeks and booed.
However, this bit of noise did not disturb the two people in the slightest. Lin was sizing up the former Demon King who was wearing a loose robe. Tikal was eating slowly while looking at the person in front of him, as if he was treating the other person as a side dish.
After a while, a certain Demon King was the first to break the silence. He spoke in fluent Aramaic, "For the stars in the sky, I think I can help you."
"Pfft." Lin, who was eating a boiled egg, couldn't help but laugh. "No, no, you can't help."
"Oh, you don't trust me?"
"No, no, this has nothing to do with trust. I just don't think you can do it. "
"Oh."
He raised his voice to show that he was dissatisfied. Lin ignored him and said, "Don't be unconvinced. Why don't I test you on a question? If you can answer it, I'll let you help me."
Tikal heard this and said firmly, "Ask."
"Today, there are things that I don't know the number of. Three by three is more than two, five by five is more than three, seven by seven is more than two. How many of these things are there?"
A certain Lich, Demon King, and Juicer stared blankly at a certain man who was laughing mischievously. There was no mathematics in the Maze World, so it was easy to play these natives to death. Lin asked another question, "Today, there is an object that needs one second to drop from a height of 9.8 meters from the ground. How many landings would it take to reach twice the distance and release it from a height of 19.6 meters? "
Tikal was dumbfounded. Although the two questions didn't knock her out, she had thought of similar questions in her long years and solved them in a rather complicated way. However, from a certain person's confidence, she couldn't tell if he was pretending or if he had something up his sleeve.
Lin laughed and said as if he was looking for death, "Let's ask another question that I usually use. The average distance between the sun and the Maze World is 1AU. Looking at the same star at both ends of the orbit, the measured angle is P (arc-second). Ask! What is the distance between this star and the Maze World? "
Looking at a certain woman's pale face, Lin laughed exaggeratedly, "Hahahaha. If you can't answer the first two questions, then don't consider helping me. It's normal that you can't understand the last question, so don't worry too much. "
At this time, even the two young apprentices who were hostile to the former demon king felt sympathy for a certain woman. However, this was the worst of the otakus, the true nature of a useless otaku. He always inadvertently cut off his marriage, a self-centered person who treated consideration and flattery as nothing.
"Teach, me." Tikal gritted her teeth and said with difficulty.
"Girl, you've been studying elementary mathematics for a while now. Use that to teach our great demon king. You must do your best. "
After saying this, Lin looked back at the former demon king. After patting the other party's shoulder, he said, "It's not your fault. It's just that this world is too useless. So let's figure out the things for children first before we talk about anything else. I'm going back to sleep. My back is so sore and I'm so tired. "
Amidst his laughter, a certain man walked away. He didn't notice at all that the cursed black hair of the former demon king was faintly flowing with lightning and making crackling sounds. On the other hand, the two girls who were ordered to teach had their hands on their hips, looking equally smug. This made a certain woman even angrier.
In his sleep, Lin seemed to have returned to that familiar room. The mottled walls were filled with all kinds of posters. All the places where one could step on were stacked with comics and all kinds of accessories. Models, figurines, and many other treasures were carefully placed in a corner of the room, stacked with some kind of strange force. This was the place, the earth that belonged to him.
According to his usual physiological routine, Lin woke up at noon.
He rubbed his sleepy eyelids. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw two girls standing by the bed, sniffling with tears in their eyes.
When they saw that their teacher had woken up, the two girls immediately threw themselves into the arms of a certain fat otaku and cried. Lin Yi was confused by their crying. He coaxed them while asking, "What's wrong? Why are you crying like this? "
"That, it's all because of that stinking demon king."
"What?! She hit you guys! Then why are you still alive? "
The two girls were only focused on crying, so he couldn't get anything out of them. And no matter how he coaxed them, they wouldn't stop. They were like babies. He had no choice but to throw a pillow for the girls to hug and cry. Lin walked downstairs in fear and trepidation, ready to find the culprit.
He saw that the person in the dining room had pulled a long stool and leaned against the wall. The former demon king, who was lying flat on the stool, hung his two long white legs on the wall. He flipped through the mathematics textbooks that Lin had given the two girls in the past.
What was the situation now? Lin was a little confused. It didn't look like he was angry to the point of going crazy and then beating up the two little girls.
Looking up, he saw Lin walk into the dining room. The former demon king waved the thin book in his hand and said, "Is there a follow-up part? I spent some time learning the current language grammar, and then spent some time reading the mathematics you mentioned. I have to admit, it's quite interesting. But the knowledge in this book isn't enough to answer the third question you asked. "
What? Learned it?
I just went to sleep …
Could it be that I slept for half a year?
He casually asked a few elementary school level mathematics questions, and a certain girl answered them without thinking. The more he asked, the more difficult it was. He asked about two and three simultaneous equations, and she answered them instantly. Even the three major geometric problems of ancient Greece, except for the first problem of dividing an arbitrary angle into three equal parts, which couldn't be answered before learning trigonometric functions, the two major problems of the cube product and turning a circle into a square were also easily solved without thinking.
And in the process of solving the problems, he also saw someone use the method of differentiation, which wasn't something that would be in elementary school textbooks. Other than the reason that the other party had learned it, the other possibility was that she had deduced it herself. Just one morning? She still had to learn modern language usage and symbols for most of the time?
Before yesterday, although this person had learned to listen and speak by fumbling around, she still couldn't understand modern language and grammar. Today's mathematics had slipped to the point where she didn't need to use a pen and paper to calculate. She could answer immediately just by listening to it. Even when asking a question, she had to think about it and even use the computing function of the computerized Magic Tower to get the answer.
What was this feeling like? She got 100 points on the exam and wanted to show off to her neighbors when she got home. But she found that Einstein lived on her left, Hawking lived on her right, Fisher lived upstairs, and Hannibal Lecter lived downstairs. She suffered a merciless psychological and physical blow.
Some people might ask, "It seems like a person who is neither a physicist nor a mathematician sneaked in." But this person's degree of abnormality doesn't lose to the other three.
Imagine breaking into a doctor's house with an exam paper that scored 100 points. She saw a certain someone cutting a medium-rare steak with a knife and eating it. She was also drinking red wine while looking at her quietly without saying anything. As long as it was a normal person, they would be frightened to the point that their pants were full of shit and urine.
This feeling was more serious than a dog. This was how Lin felt when facing a certain former demon king and a Lich at the same time. It was no wonder that the two girls ran upstairs to cry, because even a certain tower master himself wanted to find a place to cry.
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