'Desire the ups and downs of the sea, fighting for fame and fortune, the light of stone and fire in this life; endless affairs of the mortal world, one who does not laugh is a fool.'
When he woke up, it felt like a lifetime had passed. A certain someone recited a poem in his native accent and stretched himself comfortably. When he took a closer look, he realized that he was in … the wilderness? When he turned his head again, he saw two familiar-looking people staring at him.
"Aiya, aren't these my two apprentices? You've grown up. Back then, you were only here. "As he spoke, he placed his palm flat on his waist, indicating the height of the two apprentices in the past.
This action caused the two girls' faces to darken. They looked at their teacher with dead fish eyes and said, "Teacher, that was thirteen or fourteen years ago."
Lin said in surprise, "What! So much time has passed. It turns out that I've been asleep for thirteen or fourteen years. But do you have a more accurate answer as to whether it was thirteen or fourteen years? I don't remember teaching you to give such a vague answer. "
Hallumi and Kaya, one on the left and one on the right, patted their teacher's cheeks with their hands and pinched the fleshy part. As they pulled and rubbed, they said, "What we're saying is that the height you compared was thirteen or fourteen years ago. It's only been three days since you mysteriously disappeared and caused us to look for you half to death. Elder sister just took your place in the math class, and the two of us stayed behind. We were discussing before that if you didn't wake up, we would either dig up the whole piece of land and put it back in the maze, or build a house here. "
The man whose face was being rubbed said vaguely, "What, only three days? I thought it had been three hundred years. "
But as they rubbed, the two girls seemed to be addicted to it and couldn't bear to let go. Even Hallumi, the bold one, rubbed her belly. The teacher had no choice but to slap their evil claws away. "What! What! Are you turning the world upside down! "
A certain someone couldn't help but kick the two girls' butts, just like how he dealt with them when they were naughty when they were young.
At this moment, Fen appeared in front of a certain someone in a red Four Spirits uniform. Her attitude was cold and indifferent as always, but when she saw someone, she showed a surprised look and said in an uncertain tone, "James Fatso?"
"James Pound? 007？ Where did this thing come from? Me? It's me, it's me, "Lin replied in confusion.
Fen didn't say much. She pulled out a Great Water Mirror and used it as a full-body mirror for a certain someone to look at himself.
It would have been fine if he hadn't seen it, but when he did, he was shocked. If his mind wasn't clear, he might have thought that he had returned to the past, where he had to live a life of two jobs and one line. Throughout the day, other than working, he would eat snacks, watch new shows, and play video games. His current appearance was just like the incarnation of the fat otaku that he had seen before, or rather, his previous self before he had transmigrated.
Only then did a certain someone remember to rub his big belly. It was soft and bouncy, and it swayed up and down with a light pat. It had been a long time since he had felt such a feeling …
Ah, that's not right. How did I become like this? Not to mention his body size, even the Black Tortoise Robe had become a large robe. It didn't feel strange, tight, or uncomfortable when worn by a fat person.
Lin turned left and right in disbelief, and confirmed that no matter which direction he looked from, he was indeed a lot wider. The two girls also seemed to have reacted and cried, "Wah ~, Teacher has become a fat demon."
"Who became a fat demon? I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned. Forget it, I don't have a common language with skinny people like you, so I'm not going to explain it to you, "a certain someone said in a shameless manner.
However, the two girls' cries reminded Lich of the question that he should have asked, "What are you now? Are you a god or a demon? "
"That's great. You eliminated the fat option first. Shouldn't I express my gratitude first? "Lin Zhuoshang said with snot and tears in his eyes.
"Alright, stop pretending. With your attitude, it's going to be difficult to convince me that you're not James Fatso. Again, what are you now? Are you still human? You were attacked by the eight Lords of Power, and in the end, you became as thin as a stick in the truest sense. Now that you've received a gift from the abyss, you're as fat as a ball. So, what's your situation now? "
"Well, I'd like to know the answer to this question too. Maybe nothing actually happened. Would you believe me if I said that? "Feilin spread out his hands and asked.
Of course, Fen didn't believe him and said, "If nothing happened, those demons who came looking for trouble wouldn't have retreated so quickly. Those demons didn't come here for a casual stroll. "
"Those demons? What happened to me in the real world? "a certain someone asked in confusion.
Fen keenly caught on to this question and asked, "You don't know what happened? Could it be that when it happened, your consciousness was actually in your Magic Tower? "
Feilin replied, "Yes, at first, but then I immersed myself in other environments and was busy. I stayed there for so long that I thought it was hundreds of years. I didn't expect to come out and ask, it's only been three days. "
"Yes, you completed the transformation in three days. I was also surprised. That's why I want to know, what should you be now? A fallen and failed human? A demon that looks like a human? Or a fat demon in disguise? "
"You're talking about fat again," Feilin complained, "How am I fat? Tell me, how am I fat?"
Fen was also annoyed by Feilin's pestering. She looked at the location of a certain Blue Wave Knife and quickly reached out to pull it out. She thought that it would be easy to snatch the knife, but it was actually resolved by a certain someone.
But in the last round of fighting, Fen played a trick. She pretended to grab the Cassette Cutting that was hidden under the small shawl and claimed to never be put away. Of course, Feilin used his meaty hands to block the Lich's attack. But at the moment when the arm was wrestling against the arm, Fen clawed back and scratched the back of Feilin's hand. There were even a few drops of blood on her fingernails.
Seeing that the target was in her hand, Fen stuffed it into her mouth without thinking. After sucking it, she immediately understood the man's current situation.
To be honest, the situation was very complicated.
Simply put, the conclusion was that the man was still a human. But his whole body exuded the unique aura of a demon. But the man in front of her didn't have a magic core that a demon should have.
So, was this transformation a success or a failure? If this change was what she had guessed before, that certain someone's old habit had acted up again. It was like a person who flipped the table before he lost. Then, what was the hand that decided to flip the table after he had caught it? What kind of change happened after he flipped the table?
Many unsolved mysteries filled Lich's mind. There were so many things that she didn't know where to start.
Suddenly, Feilin asked first, "Just now, the two girls said that you went back to take my place in the math class. So … Is the class over? "
"I'm just worried about you. Kaya informed me, so I immediately rushed over. As for those white-bearded mages, they must have a way to pass the time. Why are you worried about them? "
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