As a fat otaku, his ability to pick up girls might be zero, but his ability to shoot his mouth off was definitely a hundred points. Based on the romance movies, novels, and all kinds of romance games and H-Games that he had watched, excluding some of the games that were too torturous, if he didn't give you the entire '100 ways to pick up a big sister', he wouldn't be called an otaku.
Since you dared to send yourself to me, don't blame me for being impolite. Thus, a certain someone only thought for a moment before saying:
"If you want to pursue an older woman that you are familiar with, chasing after her is the worst way. Because no matter how you chase, the possibility of catching up to her is very low. Thus, what you need to do is not to pander to her or to please her. Instead, you need to replace the impression that you are always chasing after her with a trail of snot in her mind, and let her realize that you are already a mature man. Of course, this doesn't require you to speak in an old-fashioned tone, or do something that only old men would do. The so-called maturity isn't something that can be faked. It is the accumulation of a person's life experience, the decisions that they have made, the mistakes that they have made, and the countless life experiences that they have accumulated bit by bit into a life attitude. Thus, what you need to do is to walk out of someone else's protection. But this doesn't require you to do something dangerous, but to observe, learn, and ask more about everything around you. Ask more why, and understand why things should be done. Only the accumulation of these invisible changes could be called maturity. It was not as simple as growing a beard and having a hoarse voice. When you can solve something that she can't solve, this first step is considered a success. By the way, how old are you now? "
"I'm LX (60) years old this year."
"Oh." Wait! Let me count with my fingers. Elves are 90 years old when they reach adulthood, and this guy is only 60 years old. If an adult is 18 years old compared to a human, that means that I am teaching a middle school student how to pick up girls!
After understanding this, a certain someone's ideas that were flowing like a spring suddenly stopped, and he couldn't continue. This young elf, who didn't know that his mind had been corrupted, widened his eyes and looked forward to a certain someone's next words.
Suddenly, Jermaine used the language of the silver bearded dwarves and shouted, "Hey, big brother, come and see if I did well!"
How many times had he been saved by this silver-bearded dwarf who had no foresight and specialized in destroying the atmosphere? At the same time, it also made a certain someone realize that the person in front of him was not a young man who had just fallen in love, but a king. Therefore, Lin pretended to smile and said, "Your Majesty, please think about what I just said. I was a little hungry, and Jermaine was yelling over there. "
Although he felt that it was a pity, he also felt that he had gained a lot today. Thus, the young king waved his hand and said with a smile, "Of course, of course. I hope that the elven food is to your liking."
He laughed awkwardly. It seemed that he had gotten carried away. As the young king greeted him warmly, Lin noticed what one of the screaming dwarves was doing, and he was struck dumb.
In front of the drunk silver-bearded dwarf was a three-sided water mirror screen, and the content of the screen looked like the perspective of a normal human. If it was static, it would have been fine, but the scenery in the image was moving, and there were even ups and downs. It looked like a camera that was used as an observation point, and it was moving like a human.
Seeing this thing that Jermaine was showing, a certain someone was guessing whether or not it was something that he had imagined. The drunk silver-bearded dwarf seemed to be showing off, and shouted in the common language, "Hey, big brother, come and look at this control system that I designed. This is a combination of the peacekeepers and the robot program, and it is a remote control interface. It allows me to control the peacekeepers' movements from afar. For the time being, I have only completed the movement control, and all the fighting movements can only be done according to the established program, and there is no way to control it remotely. However, I already have some ideas on how to control the precise fighting movements. First, take a look at this system, it is amazing. I am controlling the peacekeepers, and they are walking over from where we are staying. There is no one inside, it is completely remote control. "
At the same time, there were a few elven girls around Jermaine, and they were also shouting without caring about their image.
Sure enough, as long as they mastered the technology, the imagination of the natives of the mysterious land would definitely not lose to that of the earthlings. However, looking at a certain silver-bearded dwarf who had laid out all of his secrets with a smug expression on his face, Lin turned to look at the other three dwarves of his race who had given up. Using the silver-bearded dwarf's language, he asked, "What else has this big mouth not said?"
Marit said in a voice that was so calm that it was frightening, "He said everything that I know, and he even said some things that even I don't know. So I don't know what else he didn't say. "
"You didn't consider giving him a beating? I saw that you guys had honed that move to the point of perfection. "
"I didn't use it well. Plus, I thought that he would control himself, so I left him some face. By the time I wanted to hit him with a chair, it was already too late. "
After Marit finished speaking, the three dwarves all looked regretful. However, this was the silver-bearded dwarf's family matter, and for a certain someone, although it would cause a little trouble for them, it was just a little trouble. And this also reminded a certain someone that his secret must be kept from this big mouth. If he knew, it would be no different from him using a loudspeaker to broadcast it everywhere.
But to be fair, to be able to think of something like remote control, Jermaine's brain was working very fast. But … when it came to the problem of information transmission and control, had he thought of all aspects of the problem?
Even though all of his image-related access had been castrated, and the required capacity was not like the most primitive video files in the mysterious land, the original format could not be transmitted with magic stones. But for this kind of real-time image update, even if using a new format, the consumption should be very large.
Just as he was thinking about this, he saw that the three screens created by using the Water Mirror Spell, and the light carved keyboard on the flat surface, actually cracked like broken glass. At the same time, the content of the image was interrupted and became blank. Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the screens and the keyboard scattered into the most primitive magic light, and then dissipated between heaven and earth.
This was a sign of magic collapse. At the same time, Jermaine, who was under control, also collapsed. He screamed like a pig being slaughtered, as if he was playing a raid with someone, but because the time was up, the internet was cut off by the boss of the internet cafe.
The dwarf, who did not know what to do, rushed to Lin with snot and tears. He cried and shouted, "Big brother, what should we do? The peaceful armed forces are still moving. If no one is controlling them, they will not turn, and may even hurt people. What should we do? "
He really wanted to kick this guy. In order to meet these important elves, he had changed into a clean, formal robe, and now it was all wiped off with this guy's snot, tears, and saliva.
He sighed helplessly. To be honest, Jermaine was a genius. Perhaps he was slightly inferior to the Lich, but he was definitely better than Leylin. Even though he did not talk about the development of technology, he could think of those applications and put them into practice. His various deductions were really amazing.
But he was also like those mad scientists, not caring about the consequences. He often made things unmanageable, and then he could not deal with the aftermath, so he could only ask others for help. With this guy's level of derangement, if no one helped him, he would sooner or later play himself to death. It seemed that he had to arrange a shocking education to control his temper. But not this time.
He did not know which street, but the peaceful armed forces that were programmed to walk by themselves were not children's remote-controlled cars. They were killing machines, and they were robots with self-defense mechanisms. Although they were still far from being practical, they already had the ability to kill. Marco Lin did not want anyone to be hurt by these half-finished products, so he could only help.
Considering that this was the capital of the Elven Kingdom, most capitals would have rules that prohibited mages from flying in the sky. Of course, if it was just a rule, it would not have much effect on the mages. Some empires that spent a lot of money directly turned their capital into a no-magic area, but that cost was not cheap, and it was not something that ordinary countries could afford.
Most countries played the game like Earth. Earth used radar detection, then intercepted by fighter jets, and the more ruthless ones directly served with missiles. The Mystic Land followed the same approach, but used magic. But magic came in all shapes and sizes, and each had its own way of using it.
In his impression, the Elven Kingdom, which was dominated by Druid and Elven magic, was limited by a lack of manpower and confidence in their magic attainments, so they had a way of detecting magic power fluctuations. As long as there was an abnormal wind gathered by the power, which was also the principle of magic flight, it would naturally produce a warning. The main reason for the need for such a difference was to allow ordinary birds to fly in the air.
In other words, after he appeared in the sky, as long as he did not use flying magic, he should not trigger the detection of the elves' no-fly zone. This meant that he should not be shot down from the sky by magic.
He thought about this because someone intended to search for the location of the peaceful armed forces from the sky. Lin did not even think about asking a certain sniveling dwarf where he had controlled the peaceful armed forces. This guy was definitely drunk driving, and the kind that was drunk. It would be strange if he himself knew where he had driven the big toy.
Even if he really did know, with Jermaine's ability to express himself, he would probably be able to find it by himself before others understood. So Lin very obediently flashed and directly flew up into the sky.
The crowd of elves did not have time to react to the disappearance of the mage before the heavy iron armor appeared out of thin air in the courtyard and fell heavily to the ground. And a certain someone appeared where he had left, sweating profusely and panting. It was quite a burden for a certain someone to safely flash an item, especially such a large one.
At this time, Jermaine, who had run to the side of the peaceful armed forces to check, let out a mournful howl, "Why is the program all gone?"
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