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Chapter 413

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It wasn't that Lü Shu wanted to annoy Carol. It was just that Carol was the first girl to say such things to him since he was a child. He had never been taken the initiative to be admired before.

In those years, Lü Shu had been weak and busy making money. He wore cheap T-shirts to class every day. It wasn't his fault that none of the female students liked him. It was his own problem.

Moreover, for so many years, Lü Shu had never thought about starting a relationship. He had always been thinking about making money. How could he feed Xiaoyu without money? If he couldn't feed Xiaoyu, he wouldn't have the time to think about other things. But now that he had money, he wasn't prepared at all.

To be honest, Lü Shu was very happy to have met Carol. She wasn't a schemer. Even though she knew that he was only E-rank, she didn't give up her enthusiasm for him.

She was very beautiful. Lü Shu had imagined that Lü Xiaoyu would only be a little prettier than Carol when he grew up. For Lü Shu, she was really beautiful.

However, she was far away in Northern Europe and was a member of the Protoss organization. Lü Shu didn't know how to get along with her, so he subconsciously changed the topic.

Now was really not the time to think about such things, Lü Shu thought seriously.

However, Carole didn't seem to be particularly angry. After pondering for two seconds, she smiled and said, "Lv Shu, I might have been too proactive. Whether you believe it or not, this is the first time in my life that I've fallen in love with a boy at first sight. I'm sure that I like you, not because of your strength, not because of your looks, but because when I met you, it was as if I had just survived a calamity and had finally seen land after crossing the ocean.

"Wait, wait, speak slowly …" Lü Shu was actually still practicing his listening. Carol spoke too fast, and Lü Shu couldn't quite understand what she was saying …

"Negative emotion points from Coral Johnson, + 188 …"

"… Maybe you don't like me yet, or maybe I'm not ready yet. This is the first time I've fallen in love with someone, and I'm a little worried that I'm not good enough, but I won't give up. Can you leave me your phone number?" Even under the attacks of Lü Shu, the King of Destructive Atmosphere, Carol still managed to finish what she wanted to say. She was also one of the few contestants who could maintain a coherent flow of emotions under Lü Shu's verbal attacks. It could be said that she was very outstanding.

"No phone," Lü Shu said in a low voice.

"What about your address? I can write you a letter." Carol refused to give up.

"I have no fixed abode."

"I'd like to mail you a cheque for the reward I gave you earlier," Carol said.

"Yuzhou, Luocheng, Administrative Office Road, Courtyard 4, Row 7, single-story house …"

Carol: "…"

But this time, Carol didn't feel any negative emotions, because she felt that she was very smart to have found the right way to get along with Lü Shu so quickly …

"What about your phone number?" Carol's lips curled into a smile. "You have to leave your phone number when you send something."

"158385 …" Lü Shu looked at the dark clouds in the sky with melancholy. Someone had finally found out one of his biggest weaknesses.

"How old are you this year?" Carol asked.

Lü Shu raised his eyebrows. "You don't have to be old to send something!"

"Fine, I won't tell you!" Carol took out her phone and wrote down Lü Shu's address and phone number. "But I'll find out sooner or later!"

It was the first time that Lü Shu had met a girl who took such initiative with him. She was considerate and didn't have the slightest desire for fame and fortune, which caught Lü Shu off guard for a moment.

But with such a long distance between them, she would eventually forget. However, Lü Shu felt that this incident was worth commemorating. No matter what the future held, it was a simple beauty in the present.

Carol turned back to Ivan and the others with her hands behind her back. Her soft, curly, tassel-like hair swayed behind her. "Remember to reply to my letter …"

She suddenly felt that something was wrong. Turning around, she saw that Lü Shu was nowhere to be seen. Carol looked at the hazy sky in the ruins and suddenly felt a little reluctant. "He actually ran away in fear!"

When Carol returned, she found that Ivan and the others had disappeared. Just as she was feeling a little disappointed, she suddenly saw Ivan's head poking out from behind a rock. "What's wrong, didn't you catch up?"

Carol was stunned for a moment. Then, everyone in the team came out from behind the rock. She didn't expect them to all be hiding here.

But Carol smiled and shook her head proudly. "Lü Shu killed them all."

She didn't know where this sense of pride came from, but she was very proud anyway.

Ivan and the others exchanged glances with one another. None of them doubted Carol's words. Ever since Li Yixiao's appearance, Lv Shu had given them a sense of mystery that allowed their imaginations to fill in the blanks. However, when they learned that Lv Shu had single-handedly annihilated six experts, they were still somewhat astonished.

Ivan's somewhat inflated heart was suddenly splashed with a basin of cold water. There was always someone better out there. The road of cultivation was indeed very long.

"Emily, come here, I have something to say to you …"

Emily, "…"



Lü Shu looked at the constantly refreshing negative emotions in the backstage and smacked his lips. He didn't leave entirely to hide from Carol, but he couldn't stay in that team any longer. If Ivan ran into the experts of the Order of the Phoenix, he would definitely be hunted down.

The big shots might not be interested in wandering cultivators, but many organizations would take pleasure in hunting down members of Tengra's Earth Net. Moreover, no one would know if he was killed in the ruins.

In his hands were two katanas and two short knives. Many people had watched too many anti-Japanese dramas and thought that the knife was specially used for abdomen cutting, but this was not the case. The traditional use of the knife was for ancient samurai to break armor in close combat, or for fighting in a narrow room.

There were also many ways to cut the abdomen, such as the one-line cut, the cross-cut, and the three-line cut. Generally speaking, the latter two were not as popular as the one-line cut …

Many people would also be curious. Was the Japanese samurai not afraid of pain when they cut their own abdomen bit by bit?!

Actually, it wasn't. Abdomen cutting gradually evolved into a symbolic ceremony after the Edo period.

In the beginning, people were more stubborn and cut themselves first. If they couldn't bear the pain, they would let the wrong person behead them. The wrong person was also known as the one who gave the last stab …

Due to the thick abdominal fat, even the most powerful abdomen cutter would only be able to cut about 5 to 10 centimeters deep with a stab. Then, the horizontal cut would be about 12 to 20 centimeters long. After these two basic movements, the person would lose about 200 milliliters of blood, which was about the same as a one-time blood donation in modern times. Even if they added a lifting action and made a cross, the person wouldn't die on the spot.

In the records, the person who survived the longest after abdomen cutting was Takayama Hikkuro in 1793. He performed the abdomen at 2 p.m. the day before and died at 9 a.m. the next day, lasting for 19 hours.

Therefore, it was bullsh * t to fall to the ground after abdomen cutting in movies and dramas …

What was the nature of abdomen cutting? It was when the loser was about to die, he would use a disgusting method to show off to his opponent: "Do you believe that I'm not afraid of death?"

In the end, the loser wouldn't die immediately after the abdomen cutting. Therefore, in actual practice, during the serious process of acting cool, there were frequent screams, fainting, rolling on the ground, tears streaming down their faces, and all sorts of things that made people not know whether to laugh or cry. The situation couldn't be controlled, and it seriously affected the effect of abdomen cutting.

Therefore, the samurai sword used by the abdomen cutter was changed to a fan or a wooden sword. The abdomen cutter would use it to gesture on the stomach, and then the wrong person's sword would come down.

With one slash, the person would be beheaded. In this way, the act of acting cool would be done beautifully.

From the process of this ritual, it could be seen that the Japanese samurai were obsessed with abdomen cutting. Anyway, they had to do it anyway, and no one could stop them.

As Lü Shu walked, he fed all the artifacts he got from the Gods Collection to the God's Water. He saw that the God's Water had grown bigger, and it would be more efficient when devouring the gargoyles in the future.

However, when he thought of the gargoyles, he thought of Li Yixiao …

All the gargoyles in this area … had been taken away by Li Yixiao …



On the other side of the ruins, Lü Xiaoyu was controlling Anthony to stick a black stone that was about to fly out of the gargoyle. However, she suddenly changed her mind. The black stone began to collapse inward, like a black palm, tightly squeezing the gargoyle into pieces.

Lü Xiaoyu looked up at the sky, and he seemed to be a little confused. "Why … do I suddenly want to kill people?"

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