"Granny, I didn't mean to trespass. It's just that this forest is too big. I don't know which forest is Granny's. Please spare me, Granny!" Li Dian was originally thinking that he was really lucky. He and Liang Che had been imprisoned in the tent, but Liang Che had killed two Tengra Earth Net combatants while they were off guard and escaped with him. They had been chased into the ruins.
After entering the ruins, they were randomly teleported. Li Dian slowly explored the forest, avoiding the beasts he encountered. At night, he was surprised to find that the demon-like forest no longer attacked him after he put on the tattered linen cloth.
Originally, he had only used the linen cloth as a piece of armor. In the end, it was as if he was wearing an invisibility cloak. He was invincible!
However, before he could rejoice for long, he encountered a tree spirit!
It wasn't like Li Dian hadn't seen the movie A Chinese Ghost Story before. Wang Zuxian was simply his dream lover. It would be great if Xiaoqian really came. Didn't Xiaoqian come first in movies? Why did Granny Tree Demon come first?!
This wasn't going according to the script! What should I do? I'm waiting for an answer online!
However, Li Dian knew very well that the Granny Tree Demon here was definitely not the one in the movie. How could the ruins coincide with the stories in folklore? This Granny was not that Granny!
Lü Shu sneered in a rough voice. "I wonder which forest is Granny's? The entire forest is Granny's! "
Li Dian was about to vomit blood. "Spare me, Granny! Spare me, Granny! "
"Negative emotion points from Li Dian, + 999!"
Lü Shu said in a rough voice, "You have the aura of fire on you. What's going on? Are you trying to burn Granny's forest? "
"No, no. I had a companion before. He has the ability to control fire. The fire on me should have come from him!"
"Where is he?" Lü Shu asked.
"I don't know. We were separated after coming here!"
Lü Shu nodded. It seemed that Liang Che had really come in. The so-called feeling of fire aura on Li Dian's body was pure nonsense. He was just trying to get information from Li Dian to see if Liang Che had also come in.
To be honest, although Li Dian had a lot of crooked thoughts, his degree of evil was still worlds apart from Liang Che's. If Li Dian was just a small Jianghu swindler, then Liang Che was an evil bandit who did all kinds of evil and had no regard for human life.
Lü Shu pondered for a while and said, "Why can't I feel any spiritual power from you? Where did you come from?"
"This was passed down from my ancestors!" Li Dian said, trembling with fear.
"Yes, Grandma is a little tired tonight. You can continue walking and serve her in bed," Lü Shu said cheerfully.
"My kidneys have been weak since I was a child. My Primordial Yang leaked out early. My skin is rough and my flesh is thick. My taste is terrible. Granny, please spare me!" Li Dian crawled on the ground, feeling fear all over his body …
"Negative emotion points from Li Dian, + 999!"
"It doesn't matter. If Xiaoqian runs away, Grandma will betroth you to the Witch of Black Mountain," Lü Shu said coldly.
Li Dian suddenly stopped crawling on the ground. He was confused. What the hell? Me? Betroth me to the Witch of Black Mountain?
"Negative emotion points from Li Dian, + 999!"
Didn't the Witch of Black Mountain only want women? I'm such an old man, but I'm betrothed to the Witch of Black Mountain? Li Dian shuddered when he thought of that scene.
But the problem was … this really was that old granny!
In fact, Li Dian's mind was very active. At this time, he began to suspect that someone was playing a prank on him. He wanted to look up and see who was above his head. As a result, as soon as he lifted the ragged cloth, the branches in the forest sensed the existence of spiritual power and instantly rolled over. This scene was so frightening that Li Dian hurriedly wrapped the ragged cloth around his head again!
He still had a question in his mind. Could it really be Grandma Tree Demon up there? If not, there was another problem that couldn't be explained. Could it be that the person up there also had a way to shield their spiritual power like him?
That would be too high. He had to squat on the ground all the time while the other person had jumped up into the tree … At this time, there was still a trace of uncertainty and fear in Li Dian's heart.
"Negative emotion points from Li Dian, + 999!"
"Now I'll ask and you answer," Lü Shu said. "What's your name?"
"Liang Che …"
Lü Shu was stunned for a moment. "How old are you this year?"
"25 …"
Hehe, Lü Shu was amused. What a wily old fox. You don't sound like you're 25.
He leisurely tapped on the tree trunk with his fingers. "Where's your ID card? Show it to me."
Li Dian felt bad. How could Grandma Tree Demon know what an ID card is?! Do you want a first or second generation ID card?! Should I make a copy of both sides for you?!
"Negative emotion points from Li Dian, + 513!"
Lü Shu almost couldn't hold back his laughter. In fact, he didn't have any evil methods. Li Dian would guess it sooner or later. He just had to reap what he sowed.
Li Dian was very sure that the person on top of his head was a human …
I almost pissed my pants just now. If I know who it is, I'll kill you!
However, Li Dian was very clear that even if the other person was a human, he might not be able to defeat him. After all, the level of his methods was different now. The other person could jump up and down the tree to disgust him, but he didn't even dare to lift his head. If it wasn't for the tattered linen covering his head, he would have been dead!
Lü Shu looked at Li Dian with a smile and asked in a rough voice, "What do you think will happen if I snatch your linen?"
"Hero … what do you want?!" Li Dian felt terrible. If the linen was snatched away, could he still live? Li Dian lay on the ground, wrapped his head in the linen, and decisively crawled away. He wanted to bet on whether the person on top of his head could really survive in this forest.
In the end, wherever he went, the person on top of his head followed. The sound of jumping between the trees was very smooth.
Li Dian wanted to go all out and see who was playing pranks on top of his head. However, as soon as he lifted his head, the branches wrapped around him again. He was so scared that he quickly lay back down again!
Lü Shu sat on a branch and swung his legs. He smiled at Li Dian who looked up but couldn't lift his head. "Hahahaha, why don't you dare to look up at me? Are you arrogant, or am I not coquettish enough?"
"Negative emotion points from Li Dian, + 678!"
"Hurry up and throw me your ID card." Lü Shu didn't want to waste any more time with him. Li Dian took out his ID card and threw it to the ground nearby. He thought he might have a chance to see the person's real face if he came down to pick it up.
Before he could react, Lü Shu used the Dead Dog to poke Li Dian's ID card into the air like a fish in the river. Lü Shu looked at the information on the ID card: "Li Guowei, thirty-two years old, address in Shanzhou …"
Haha, even your ID card is fake, you old fart … '
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