"..." In that instant, Miao Yi felt as though he was struck by lightning. His face quickly turned green, as though he had been struck by lightning.
Yet Charcoal was so excited that he didn't seem to realize anything was amiss. He shook his head and wagged his tail as he rattled off a bunch of curses. "Your grandpa, dog, beast, go to hell, shut up for me, you're asking for a beating, you heartless little brat …" That was a bunch of profanities. Furthermore, they were all directed at a certain someone from a higher vantage point, spewing them with gusto.
Miao Yi raised his head to look at Charcoal, his face gradually darkening. With a flip of his hand, the Inversed-Scales Spear appeared in his grasp once more. With a whoosh, the sharp spearhead pierced forward, instantly pressing against Charcoal's throat. He felt the urge to pierce through his neck as he angrily shouted, "Shut the hell up …"
As soon as the words left his mouth, he was stunned. Charcoal seemed to have said the same thing just now.
"..." Charcoal was speechless. Looking at the enraged Miao Yi, he suddenly came to his senses. He twisted his head to avoid the spearhead at his throat, and slowly retreated, "Milord, let's talk nicely. Don't get physical. I didn't mean to scold you."
Of course, Miao Yi could tell that Charcoal didn't mean to scold him. Those were clearly words that came out of his head in excitement. If not for that, he would have really stabbed him with his spear and made him bleed. However, it was precisely because of this that those words came out of his head without thinking that they could be his true feelings. How much resentment did this bastard have for him to actually save up so many profanities? Who was he planning to say all this to?
He didn't doubt that it was anyone else. There was an eighty to ninety percent chance that it was directed at him. There was no other reason. He was the one who rode Charcoal everywhere, and he was also the one who frequently beat Charcoal up. Who else could it be but him? Other than him, there shouldn't be anyone else who had such a deep grudge against him, right?
Just thinking about it made him furious. Raising his spear, Miao Yi stepped closer, sneering as he said, "I'm afraid these are just words you want to say to someone, right? Fat Thief, come, tell me. Who do you usually keep these words in your heart to scold? "
Charcoal hurriedly shook his head, "Milord, I really didn't mean to scold you. I learned it from others. "
"Heh!" Miao Yi put on a fake smile, "Why haven't I seen anyone teach you these words? I can't think of anyone by your side who can spout so many profanities."
Charcoal said nervously, "Why not? I remember some of them when Madam scolded you, and I also remember some of them when you swore … "
"Nonsense!" Miao Yi pointed with his spear. "My wife and I don't know how to say some of the dirty words you just said. How dare you quibble!"
"Yao Ruoxian!" Charcoal loudly confessed. "Milord, you don't know. Actually, the person who has talked to me the most all these years is Yao Ruoxian. Back when I was with Yao Ruoxian, Yao Ruoxian would squat beside me and scold you whenever he had nothing to do. Most of what I learned from him … I've wanted to complain to you for a long time, but I couldn't say anything in the past. Now, I can. Milord, Yao Ruoxian isn't a good person. He often scolds you behind your back.
Miao Yi felt his teeth ache. Needless to say, it was all too normal for Yao Ruoxian to scold him. Some of the profanities did indeed sound like Yao Ruoxian.
Miao Yi was both angry and amused as he listened to this beast's excuses. He was really good with words. It seemed that he hadn't lived for nothing after all these years. He snorted, "Of all the good words to learn, why did you have to learn profanities?"
Charcoal also stopped. "I didn't learn profanities. You were the one who asked me to say something new."
Miao Yi pointed his spear at him. "If you don't have a guilty conscience, why are you running? Stop right there! "
Charcoal continued to retreat. "Milord, others don't know you. Do you think I don't know? I know all too well what kind of person you are. If I didn't run, it would be strange if you didn't attack me. You definitely want to beat me up to vent your anger! "
Miao Yi said, "Don't worry. I won't touch you."
Charcoal didn't stop. "Then don't come over. Why don't you stop and swear an oath first? "
"You want me to swear an oath?" Miao Yi was instantly enraged. He dashed over, raised his spear and stabbed.
However, Charcoal wasn't to be trifled with. With a whoosh, he turned around and ran.
"You still dare to run! Stop right there! "Miao Yi raised his spear and chased after him, while Charcoal ran wildly in front.
The man and the steed began to play around the lake. In terms of flying speed, Miao Yi was not as fast as Charcoal. In terms of ground speed, Miao Yi was even more inferior. Charcoal's running speed on the ground was extremely shocking.
Unfortunately, both of them couldn't fly in this damned place. They could only run as fast as they could. How could Miao Yi catch up to him? Using Subtle Ripple Steps to kill his way across the lake, he still couldn't catch up to Charcoal's speed.
"Milord, don't chase. You can't run as fast as me. You can't catch up." After running a few laps around the lake, Charcoal calmly turned around and advised.
Miao Yi stopped and pointed his spear at Charcoal with a cold smile. "You run. Run for me. There will come a time when you will fall into my hands. Unless you want to stay here forever!" He couldn't catch up, so he could only say a few harsh words.
He regretted not bringing the mantids along. He didn't know if those with wings could fly here. With the mantids' sharp fangs and claws, it shouldn't be a problem to deal with Charcoal's tough skin and thick flesh. Charcoal had always been more afraid of the Hell Mantis. But now that Charcoal could release electricity, those mantids wouldn't be able to do anything to Charcoal.
Seeing that he had stopped, Charcoal stopped as well. However, what shocked him was that the moment he stopped, Miao Yi suddenly flipped his hand and the Art Breaker Bow appeared in his hand. His hand speed was extremely fast, and three Meteor Arrows were drawn at the same time. He shouted, "Run! If you have the guts, let me see you run again. I will break your legs. "
Charcoal turned his head to look at the lake. He wanted to jump in, but the Meteor Arrows were already aimed at him. He would still be shot even if he jumped into the water. Only then did he realize that he had been tricked.
Miao Yi wanted to lure him to stop. Otherwise, if he let him run into the lake first, he wouldn't be able to aim properly.
"Milord, I am innocent. I really didn't scold you!" Charcoal cried out loudly. He couldn't run, nor could he hide. Without Miao Yi's arts, the Diamond Chakram on his neck couldn't be turned into armor. He couldn't withstand the Meteor Arrows made of Red Crystals.
Pulling the bowstring, Miao Yi sneered, "It's fine. Run. Keep running. At most, you will only break three legs."
Charcoal was speechless. He knew that if he didn't vent his anger today, he wouldn't be able to get out of this alive. Unless he ran away and never came into contact with him again, he could only brace himself and lie down on the ground. He covered his eyes with his two paws, hinting that he would bring it on!
"I'll let you scold me. I'll let you learn bad things. I'll let you curse me …."
Very soon, a thunderous sound came from the lakeside. Miao Yi was using the Inversed-Scales Spear like a club, giving him a good beating.
After that, Miao Yi leisurely walked back to the lakeside with his hands behind his back. After venting his anger, he felt much better.
Charcoal drooped his head and followed behind Miao Yi dejectedly. His heart ached as he was almost beaten to a pulp.
After returning to the abode of Immortals, Miao Yi returned to his cave and continued to cultivate. Charcoal laid down at the cave entrance and quickly forgot about his pain. He continued to sleep. After a while, that refreshing fragrance, like musk and orchids, faintly appeared again ….
A few days later, Charcoal crawled out of the cave entrance and ran towards the lake in high spirits.
It was fine even if it was daytime. After tasting the flavor, he naturally went straight to the nest of the Resentful White Fish.
He swam quickly without any delay and directly reached his destination. The fish in the nest were still there, and so was the cave he dug.
Without hesitation, he rushed in again. With a flash of lightning, he immediately came out with a large white fish in his mouth. He only got one this time. With the lesson from last time, he wanted to eat something fresh. He could just come back again if he wanted to eat again.
The nest of the Resentful White Fish was now a pot that he could eat at any time.
After returning to the river, Charcoal surfaced and began to backstroke. His tail paddled under the water as he gnawed on the large fish with his claws. He ate as he leisurely returned.
And in the fish nest, after the large fish that had been electrocuted recovered, two of them ran out of the cave Charcoal dug and quickly fled into the dark distance ….
A few days later, Charcoal came back again. He dived into the fish nest and immediately stopped, realizing that something was wrong.
The school of Resentful White Fish didn't run away, but instead formed a fish wall.
Charcoal didn't care about them at all and directly rushed over. He guessed that the large fish were hiding behind the fish wall.
Unexpectedly, the school of Resentful White Fish suddenly scattered. The truth behind the fish wall made Charcoal come to an emergency stop.
A woman in white appeared behind the fish wall. She was cold and elegant, with a sharp chin like an awl. Her skin was as white as white jade, and she didn't look lively at all. Her dress gently fluttered in the water. Behind the woman in white were more than a dozen maidservants dressed in white robes. They seemed to be her followers, and the surviving Resentful White Fish was also among them.
"Where did this beast come from? How dare you come to my territory and behave so atrociously!" The woman in white robes shouted.
Charcoal stared at the Sixth Grade Golden Lotus between the woman's brows. He really didn't care about a Sixth Grade Golden Lotus cultivator. However, the Red Crystal artifact sword in her hand made him a little wary. He wasn't wearing his armor now, so he planned to go back and look for Miao Yi to change into his armor before coming back to deal with them.
"Damn you! A real man doesn't fight with women!" Charcoal said seriously, then turned around and left.
"Eh? You can talk without taking human form? "The woman in white asked curiously. Then she waved her hand and said," You're already here and you still want to run? "
The maidservants quickly chased after him.
Charcoal shook his tail, and arcs of electricity crackled out from his body. This thing was truly an unparalleled weapon in the water. It definitely had the effect of attacking a group of people. Immediately, the dozen maidservants swayed from side to side, and the school of Resentful White Fish trembled. Even the woman in white was trembling.
By the time they recovered, Charcoal had already run far away. The woman in white quickly chased after him. She quickly caught up, but didn't get too close. She was a little wary of Charcoal's ability to release electricity underwater, so she tried to use her flying sword to kill him. In the end, Charcoal swatted her flying sword away with a swing of his tail.
Seeing that he wasn't as fast as the woman in the water, and that he couldn't shake her off, Charcoal quickly rushed towards the riverbank. With a splash, he burst out of the water and quickly ran along the riverbank. His speed was incredible.
'Splash!' The woman in white also broke out of the water and flew into the air. Her clothes fluttered in the air as she quickly gave chase. After the maidservants came out of the water, they also took to the air and gave chase.
"Damn you!" Charcoal shouted as he turned back to look. He didn't expect the woman to be able to fly in this damned place. He was at too much of a disadvantage, so he quickly ran at full speed.
The woman in white flying in the air was also shocked. She didn't expect Charcoal to be able to run so fast on land.
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