On the other side.
Akina Yamaguchi hid in a corner with a few netizens who were struggling at death's door. They formed a small giant beast and watched the scene. "Who the hell is this? Which red-named player is so wretched? Reproduction is an art? It's like a professional porn producer. I look at the shape of that thing. It's giving birth crazily and controlling the giant beast's body. I really want to confiscate the tool! "
"Boss, don't drive! You're driving too fast! This is just a black tombstone that pierces the sky. It's just a big graveyard. Although the shape is a bit … "
At this moment, someone seemed to have discovered them hiding in the dark and watching.
"It's the God of Blind Stupidity, Azathos!" Countless witches' expressions changed.
Boom!
Countless wizards chased after them.
"Brothers, let's run! Strategic retreat! "
Akina Yamaguchi shouted when he saw this.
He controlled his muscles and made a very funny pose with all the players' organs. He raised his middle finger and shouted angrily, "And beautiful wizards, how many times have I said that I'm the God of Blind Stupidity, Patrick Star!"
Unfortunately, the Chinese Patrick Star was translated as Azathos.
After a while, Akina Yamaguchi brought everyone to a secret base, where the other players hid from the limelight.
This was a civil church.
In the past few years, this underground church had gradually spread to various towns and villages, spreading their doctrine and believing in "Mercury, the Goddess of Wisdom". In the center of the church, there was a beautiful white statue of Mercury, holding a torch, standing in the center.
In today's chaotic world, people were extremely uneasy.
At this time, the Church of Light and Wisdom, which comforted people, encouraged people, and expelled evil witches, was born.
Akina Yamaguchi whispered and sneaked into the back door of the church. "This bastard secretly formed a church and turned the God of Wisdom into the Goddess of Wisdom! He created an image of a goddess with voluptuous breasts and a sexy body … But I like it. I want revenge! Who asked the God of Wisdom, Mercury, to beat us up? No one has seen his real body anyway. He's an invisible god who doesn't distinguish between men and women. "
The definition of "church" had never existed in the wizard world before.
In the past, there were only churches and academies, which were organizations that gathered witches.
The church's followers were all over Hainan, including the poor, craftsmen, believers, merchants, and wizards. The clergy of the church would cast witchcraft for free to cure the diseases of the poor and give out porridge. The church had a good reputation among the people.
At this moment, in the Cathedral of Light, Saintess Linda was holding a book with a white cover.
This book was known as the Divine Book. It contained incomparably great power and all sorts of boundless wisdom. "Our believers! Believe in the Lord, the Lord will redeem this sinful world, defeat the Evil Gods, and defeat the Magical Beasts! Let us pray, God will hear our prayers! "
The Saintess's voice was crisp and clear, echoing throughout the entire church. "The Evil God has descended, using the earth as a chopping board and all living beings as fish on the chopping board! Our decree is to use the calamities and tribulations as a furnace to temper our witchcraft and take the first step into the Soul Formation stage. "
Countless followers felt their blood boiling.
What kind of lofty aspiration was that? Earlier, they'd always been resentful, disgusted, and fearful. They'd cursed that this was a calamity that would destroy the world, but when they thought about it from the other side, wasn't this a great opportunity as well?
With pressure, it didn't mean that they couldn't break through!
In ancient times, before there were shamans, shamans were also born from the oppression of the giant beasts and the suffering of shamans.
In this chaotic world, everyone was encouraged by the chicken soup for the soul.
"Banish the Evil God!"
"Banish the Evil God!"
Suddenly, countless people's confidence was boosted and they roared.
F * ck!
"This little bitch, we, the Evil Gods, are exhausted from being chased and killed, but she's living so well!"
Akina Yamaguchi and the others, hiding in the dark, were dumbfounded and couldn't wrap their heads around it. "If they knew that the book in their hands was the Evil God, the culprit who brought them disaster, what would they do?"
"He's simply building his happiness on our pain."
"Xiao Nao scares people down the mountain, he's not simple anymore! He's become so coquettish! Back then, he was cheated by those deceitful netizens, but now he's turned over a new leaf, from a dark and dirty book to a book full of positive chicken soup. It must be because he's read too many Zen Master jokes on the Internet. Now this book is full of golden sentences, especially good at fooling people, and has even pulled in a group of super believers. "
They were a little speechless.
At this time, it was time for the Church to consult and worry. A wizard stood up, full of fear, "Great Saintess, I've always been afraid when facing magic beasts, what should I do? I'm afraid that they'll eat me and treat me as food! "
The Saintess stood high in the holy light, flipping the pages, and a row of words gradually appeared on the page. She read along with the book, "Fear is the lowest form of means, you have to overcome your heart."
Saintess Linda walked down and took out a beast egg in front of the witch, "Break it!"
The witch was puzzled, but she still broke the beast egg, "Could it be that the Saintess means to move forward bravely, to have the courage to break one's own life, only then can one be reborn?"
Saintess Linda shook her head, "Look at this egg, it's big and round. When you break it from the outside, you'll be food for others to slaughter, but when you break it from the inside, you'll be a new life!"
The sorcerer was suddenly enlightened.
"If I don't want to be food, I have to break my fear from my heart, break through the limit, and I'll be a new life!"
She was deeply convinced by such profound words, worthy of being a holy book that could communicate with the gods.
At this time, another poor girl stood up, "Great Saintess, half a month ago, magic beasts attacked our town. My boyfriend abandoned me and ran away, but I couldn't bear to kneel and apologize to him. What should I do? Should I accept him again? "
The Saintess turned the pages and silently read the row of words on it, then said in a clear voice, "Don't lower your head, the crown will fall. Don't cry, men will smile. "
The girl's body trembled, and she suddenly came to her senses, deciding to stay away from the scumbag.
The surrounding believers, who had never heard such profound words, suddenly became even more devout.
After answering the believers' doubts, Linda silently walked down the stairs, whispering secretly, "You're clearly an evil god, why are you helping us? Why are you rebelling against your own brother? "
Xiao Nao was scared down the mountain. Previously, he had been tricked by the idiotic netizens into saying "13 common greetings from the other world", suffering from his lack of culture. At this time, he had already turned over a new leaf, worked hard to learn the language, and silently memorized 130 lines of chicken soup for the soul.
He affectionately said, "I didn't have a choice in the past, but now I want to be a good person!"
"It has turned over a new leaf."
Immediately, Linda, like the other believers, was moved to tears by these golden lines of chicken soup.
It seems that I've wronged him before.
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