"No, this isn't 'the older you are, the wiser'. This is clearly an empty glove, System …" Sir System complained to Fang Ning unhappily as he lectured the great green insect.
"Alright, I didn't trap you. Didn't you get everything back?" Fang Ning comforted, "Don't be so calculative. Haven't you heard of the saying, 'Excessive grumbling prevents heartbreak'?"
"I've never smelled it." Sir System denied.
"Ignorant and incompetent. You should read more as a system." Fang Ning secretly opened a novel and ignored Sir System.
The great green insect was listening to Vigilante A's explanation.
"The first stage is to not be happy with material things and not be sad about yourself. Just like me, I have no self, no form, nothing outside of my heart. Naturally, there will be no illusions, and it will be like walking on flat ground." Vigilante A said expressionlessly.
"Eh, Great Azure Dragon, every time you get a treasure, you look so happy. I don't think you've achieved 'not being happy with material things'?" Chong Daqing asked seriously.
"Uh, you don't know this … When I get the treasure, it's already gone from my heart. You mortals, on the other hand, are still thinking about those treasures. "Vigilante A said seriously.
"Oh, is that so?" The great green insect did not understand.
"Brother Dragon is indeed fated with Buddha. This sentence is very profound and thought-provoking." Bodhisattva Spirit King nodded in agreement.
"Hiss …" Fang Ning who was secretly reading a novel heard this and immediately scolded a certain idiot, "Stop using the words on the internet to fool people. You'll cause trouble."
Sir System said indifferently, "What trouble can there be? If I don't say that, how can I sell the secret for a high price? The butler is still auctioning it, I have to show extraordinary teaching quality. "
Fang Ning was speechless.
Some of the people who were eavesdropping heard this and came to a sudden realization.
No wonder Vigilante A was so greedy, but he was never bothered by greed. He had actually reached such a high level, 'picking up is putting down' …
They immediately perked up, wanting to hear more. Unfortunately, the key parts were all through spiritual telepathy.
They had forgotten a simple principle, which was that anything that was obtained for free would always be a scam …
Not long after, the first auction came to an end. The Gui Clan's representative exchanged three hundred ultra-high quality evil spirits for this slot.
This was to be expected, because Fang Ning had instructed Butler Zheng to pay attention to the collection of malevolent spirits with high qualifications, and to prioritize purchasing them.
At that time, Butler Zheng understood that the Venerable One wanted to use economic means to stimulate the Extraordinaires to capture the evil spirits, to prevent them from growing in the dark and harming the people.
Many times, an evil spirit might be hiding in a small district. It would not go out to do evil, but it would harass a small area, causing people to have sleepless nights and panic.
Therefore, when the representative of the Ghost Clan proposed to exchange three hundred extremely talented evil spirits, Zheng Dao immediately slammed the gavel and agreed.
After the transaction was completed, Zheng Dao came over to report.
"Alright, let them come over and listen together," Vigilante A said lightly.
"Uh, Venerable One, if we do this, will there be any interference?" Zheng Dao asked worriedly.
"It's fine. I'm just doing two things at once."
At this time, a huge, fat, and intimidating ghost with a sinister aura had already floated over.
Fang Ning didn't even look at this fellow. When these Ghost Clan gathered before, he was quite shocked. It was true that all kinds of strange appearances could appear.
Fortunately, they did not show themselves in broad daylight, or else how many of them would be able to live in peace?
Vigilante A glanced at the fat spirit and said lightly, "Sit down and listen together."
The fat spirit sat down obediently and listened.
Vigilante A spoke for a full hour and finished explaining the tricks of the three stages.
The great green insect shook its head. It looked like it was in a fog and did not fully understand. Bodhisattva Bodhisattva was worried that the pill would go to waste.
It was borrowed, so it had to be returned.
After listening, Bodhisattva Spirit King asked with concern, "Daqing, how do you feel now?"
"I feel very good," Chong Daqing said confidently, "Don't worry, Father Chong, I'll definitely be able to rush up in one go. My strength is also at the peak of Lake-level. I can also achieve emptiness and anatta, I've already died once."
Bodhisattva Spirit King became more and more worried. He thought for a while and gritted his teeth. "Sigh, it seems like I can't avoid the customs either. I'm ashamed, I can only use some unorthodox methods."
When Fang Ning heard this, his interest was piqued. He put down the novel and observed carefully.
Then, Bodhisattva Spirit King began to chant an incantation. Rain appeared out of thin air and fell on the great green insect.
"Uh, Father Chong, why did you suddenly pour water on me?" Chong Daqing was puzzled.
"Hehe, this is Bodhi dew that cleans the heart and removes dust. It can temporarily clear the heart of living beings. Daqing, do you still want to eat now?" Bodhisattva Spirit King smiled.
"Oh, I don't seem to want to eat. Ah, how can this be?"
Chong Daqing suddenly panicked. It flew in all directions and immediately flew towards the sea below.
"Sigh, it seems like I've outsmarted myself. I really can't spoil things through excessive enthusiasm." Bodhisattva shook his head and sighed. Then, he sent a telepathic message to Daqing. "Don't panic. You'll be back to normal in a month or two."
Chong Daqing was stunned. At this moment, a blue-white whale appeared on the sea. It seemed to be coming up for a breath of air.
It lowered its head and opened its mouth wide, ready to eat the whale.
"Hey, hey, you little insect, how can you open your mouth so wide? It's so scary." The blue-white whale hurriedly dodged and spoke in human language.
"Uh, so whales can talk." Chong Daqing retracted its huge mouth and said embarrassedly, "I won't eat whales anymore."
"Looks like you're still an insect. You seemed to be panicking just now. What happened? "The blue-white whale asked curiously.
"Oh, a bad guy cast a spell on me. My appetite was greatly reduced. I just wanted to try and see if I can eat a lot at once …" Chong Daqing said dejectedly.
"Hehe, it's easy if you want to eat more. I'll give you something. Take it. It'll definitely increase your appetite." The blue-white whale said as it used one of its pelvic fins to toss a black thing over.
"What's this?" Chong Daqing quickly put it away with the silver jade bracelet on its leg.
"This is a special seasoning I found at the bottom of the sea. Whenever I don't have an appetite and can't eat those little shrimps, I'll mix a little in the seawater. My appetite will increase, and I can eat tons of little fish and shrimps at once." The blue-white whale explained kindly.
"Thank you, big whale." Chong Daqing thanked it profusely.
"Mm, you'll grow faster if you eat more. Just don't eat whales anymore." The blue-white whale said, then dived into the sea and slowly swam away.
Bodhisattva Spirit King floated over and said to Chong Daqing, "Alright, don't eat whales anymore. I've said it before. It won't take long. If you go climb the stairway now, the effect will decrease if you take too long. If you use it repeatedly, the effect will decrease too. "
"Hmph, I'll go." Chong Daqing was now very dissatisfied with Bodhisattva Spirit King, who dared to affect its appetite. Even its old father in the Upper Realm did not dare to use this spell on it …
…
After the interlude, not long after, above the Gate of Heaven, everyone saw a palm-sized insect flying into the Gate of Heaven.
On the first step, everyone widened their eyes to see if it could pass.
The insect ignored it and flew straight up!
It had already arrived at the second step!
"Huh?! It actually works! "Everyone was pleasantly surprised, and at the same time, they looked at Vigilante A with burning eyes.
"As expected of the Dragon God, this secret manual that he personally taught is not ordinary!"
"Yes, it's worth it. Let's see if that spirit can do it."
"Stop talking. Look, on the second step, that insect has also gone up!"
"The third step, huh, that green-skinned frog has appeared again!"
"Actually, the third step is quite easy, as long as you're knowledgeable …"
At this time, Chong Daqing stared at the green-skinned frog in front of it.
Because from a certain point of view, this was its natural enemy …
The green-skinned frog's two large eyes bulged as it stared back at the insect in front of it.
After a while, it croaked. Chong Daqing looked confused.
The green-skinned frog could only speak human language, "As expected of an ignorant and incompetent fellow. Little insect, I have three tasks here. If you can do all of them, you can pass. "
Chong Daqing was very dissatisfied, "Look at your thick eyebrows and big eyes, how can you lie to people so openly? The Great Azure Dragon clearly said that he only needed to do one math question to pass. "
"Uh," the green-skinned frog heard it and said impatiently, "He's different from you guys, he knows frog language. Since he can understand such a profound foreign language, it already proves that he's knowledgeable enough. There's no need for further investigation. "
"Damn, I know insect language too, isn't that a foreign language?" Chong Daqing was very dissatisfied.
"Uh, what insect language do you know? Let me hear it twice?" The green-skinned frog was surprised.
"Chirp chirp, chirp chirp chirp chirp …" Chong Daqing did not want to be outdone and immediately chirped.
"What kind of insect chirp is this? I don't understand, it doesn't count, "the green-skinned frog said impatiently," Are you going to listen or not? If you don't, I'll go back and you'll never be able to reach the third step. "
"I'll listen, go ahead." Chong Daqing had no choice but to lower its head.
"The first thing is to solve this advanced mathematics problem for me. Second, write an essay on current affairs. I haven't thought of the third yet, I'll tell you after you finish the first two. "
The green-skinned frog used its front leg to throw a paper in the air and then looked at it with a 'you definitely won't pass' expression, as if it was too lazy to even make up the third task.
"Damn, how dare you look down on me. I, Chong Daqing, don't only know how to eat. "
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