One good thing about Fang Ning was that he had a big imagination, he thought too much (he did too little), and he never felt hopeless. He quickly recovered from his mental breakdown and comforted himself that he should look on the bright side. His System wasn't as powerful as others, it didn't have a mall, and it didn't sell Resurrection Ankh, so it was understandable that it would do something like this.
With his extremely lazy personality, Fang Ning thought that the matter was over since the System had explained it to such an extent. He still had novels and games to play, so he didn't have much time to fuss about it …
However, when he returned to the System Cyber Cafe to continue playing, he suddenly had a brainwave and was shocked awake. He decided that he would not let this stupid System go so easily …
That was because he thought of a serious problem. While it was good that the idiotic System had pried off his body parts and used them as backup to prevent serious injuries, he could not encourage it to touch his body parts as it pleased. After all, it had intended to touch a part of his little brother just now. What if one day it had a screw loose and thought that cultivating some Sunflower or Exorcism Kung Fu would increase its strength faster …
The problem was so serious that Fang Ning racked his brain and finally came up with a few possible questions. He immediately asked,
He immediately asked, "System, aren't you afraid of affecting the internal energy circulation in your body and causing our strength to drop?"
"Of course not. The Eight Extraordinary Meridians don't grow in your skin and flesh, they're a level below. It's not something visible on the material plane. As long as it's not a big thing like missing an arm or a leg, it won't affect our strength much. Of course, if someone else were to lose these internal organs, it would naturally cause a huge problem when they cultivate their internal energy. It might even cause their internal energy to be completely destroyed. You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you now. "The System was not afraid of its own profession and retorted.
Although the System said that, Fang Ning still understood. The System was a System after all, it was different from a normal hero. As long as the internal energy circulation followed the System's own rules, it would be fine.
However, he would not let it go just like that. If I can't get a question out of you, I'll ask another one.
"One more thing. Aren't you a Wuxia-type System? When did you learn about modern medical technology like organ transplantation? Aren't you afraid that you can't put it back after prying it out? "
"Oh, I've learned the Life Skill – Medicine during my seclusion a few days ago. I don't dare to cut off your head or dig out your heart, but prying out a few parts and putting them back is not a problem. Of course, if you ask me to do it for someone else, I don't have much confidence. But doing it for you is as easy as picking up a match from the ground. My inner force and True Qi have been circulating for so long that it has already run through every part of your body. It is very easy for me to control the gathering and dispersing of your body cells. There is no way I can't put them back … "
Oh, I almost forgot. My body has already been completely seized by this Grandpa. It probably knows every single cell in my body. It can take whatever it wants and put whatever it wants into my body …
'Alright, this question isn't tough enough. It can't stump this idiot, so let's try again.
"By the way, did you place the parts you pried out in the System Space? Why haven't I seen it before? Is it safe there? Is it possible for it to deteriorate? "
(I was kind enough to not scare you, so I hid it. I've specially set up a preservation area where time stands still, so I can guarantee that you'll be in the same state when you put it back. "The System did not seem to be troubled at all.
However, the System also noticed that Fang Ning kept asking questions, which seemed a little strange. Could it be that he didn't want to make more backups? That wouldn't do, so it interrupted Fang Ning's next question and spoke first.
(Don't ramble on and on. About what happened just now, I said that I still want to pry one of your balls out. Do you agree?)
"I don't agree." Fang Ning answered immediately. He felt defeated. This idiot System was usually stupid, but none of the three questions today could stump it. Could it be that I've played too much and my brain has deteriorated? Impossible, this is definitely impossible.
(Oh, I'll start prying then.) Just as the System finished speaking, Fang Ning felt his crotch lighten, as if something had left him.
'Looks like it still has a feeling. The parts that I lost before must have been taken by the System while I was sleeping …'
"Didn't I say I don't agree?" Fang Ning was furious.
(Oh, I said that I was just telling you in advance. I didn't say that I wouldn't do it if you don't agree.) The System casually replied as it stored Fang Ning's precious parts in a preservation area in the System Space.
Fang Ning, who had lost one of his balls, was furious. He scolded the System sternly.
"Hey, I said that you've crossed the line. It's fine if you took over my body, I'll tolerate it if you can pry some parts that won't affect my body. Now, you even dare to touch the symbol of my manhood. Aren't you worried that I'll turn into a transvestite? "
(Don't worry, I've already checked. Losing one of your balls won't affect your manhood. Why else would I do it? Have you ever heard of a eunuch or a transvestite being called a hero in public …) The System did not care at all.
Although Fang Ning was slightly comforted, he still tried hard to think. What other hidden dangers would appear?
Finally, when he looked at the newly created intermediate mechanical puppet in the System Space, a bolt of lightning flashed through his mind (This is impossible). He shouted,
"You big idiot, you arrogant idiot!"
The System was stunned. Since when did this coward dare to scold it like this? Isn't he afraid that I'll change his Relief Time to 0? Isn't he afraid that I'll take him back to the System Cyber Cafe?
Of course, Fang Ning was most afraid of these two punishments from the System, but he felt justified. That was because the idiot System had neglected an important issue.
"Of course it's good that you're the backup, but don't you forget why we made an intermediate mechanical puppet?!"
The System was still in a daze. It answered in a muddled manner,
(Of course it's to hide our true identity. There are too many powerful people in this world. If we don't keep a low profile, we'll die very quickly.)
"That's right. You only thought about not touching my external organs, but you didn't know that there's an ability called x-ray vision in this world. You've never been to a hospital, and you've never seen the examination equipment, but you should know about these things from my memory. They can easily see that I'm missing half of my internal organs. My liver can grow back, but my other organs can't. If these equipment found out that Vigilante A and I are both missing the same organs, who wouldn't be suspicious? "
The System thought that Fang Ning was only saying that, and was instantly annoyed.
(Vigilante A won't go to those places, so he won't expose the organs he's missing. If he's really caught and examined, there's no point in hiding his identity. As long as Vigilante A doesn't expose himself, it doesn't matter if your true identity is examined or not.)
Of course, Fang Ning would not be so simple. He smiled coldly, feeling that he could finally put on an act in front of the idiotic System once more.
"Idiot, don't you know that there are thousands of superpowers? Why isn't it possible for someone to have x-ray vision or something like that? Don't even mention the fact that you can't see through your vital energy protection, there will always be a stronger opponent … "
(So what?) The System regretted as soon as it finished speaking. It thought of a scenario …
Before it could finish, Fang Ning pointed it out.
"Hehe, don't forget, the enemy will have many opportunities to use x-ray vision to look at both my and Vigilante A's identities …"
(Don't say it, I got it. If someone accidentally used x-ray vision to look at our true identities and found out that we're missing some organs. If they met Vigilante A and used x-ray vision again, they would find out that we're missing some organs again. There's a high chance that they'll find out that the location and type of organs are the same for both of us. Then, there's no doubt that one person is playing two roles.)
As the System spoke, its tone became slightly depressed.
This made Fang Ning realize a problem that he had not noticed before. Theoretically, the System was not human, so it did not have human emotions, so why was it depressed? It seemed that it had been seizing his body for too long, so it was inevitable that it would be affected.
However, judging from its depressed tone, Fang Ning still had to console the idiot. If it felt that there was nothing left to live for, it would be troublesome …
In reality, Fang Ning was thinking too much. Sir System's first principle was survival, and having nothing left to live for had nothing to do with it.
(Alright, I'll put it back for you now. Sigh, what a waste of time. I thought I'd thought it through thoroughly this time, but I didn't expect it to be because of your suggestions. If there's anything like this in the future, I'll ask for your permission first.) Sir System sounded disappointed.
"It's good that you know." Fang Ning was pleased with himself. Then, he felt a weight on his crotch, as if there was something extra in his body.
This feeling, in addition to the feeling of having his * * pried open, made Fang Ning's mind open up again. He thought of something important and immediately said, "Wait, you're wrong. This isn't a waste of time. It seems like there's a great benefit to have this ability."
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