On a summer night, it was Chinese Valentine's Day. A red meteor streaked across the western sky.
Many couples were looking up at the meteor and making wishes excitedly. Fang Ning, who was alone in his small rented apartment and relying on watching videos on the Internet to satisfy his Chinese Valentine's Day needs, knew nothing about it.
However, not long after, an annoying webpage popped up on the lower right corner of the screen, letting him know about it. It also made him lose his excitement.
"Shocking! A meteor fell from the sky, and the reason is this. Men fall silent, and women cry …"
He opened the news and curled his lips. It was just an ordinary meteor phenomenon, yet the editor created such a vulgar title. The comments were as interesting as always.
"Look, the meteor is coming!"
"Damn, whose Goldfinger is this? Hurry up and come out to claim it!"
"Fellow Daoists, I've just failed my tribulation, so I came to Earth to rest."
Fang Ning thought it was interesting and casually commented, "Stop arguing, this is obviously a sign that my system that has been dormant for 28 years is about to be activated."
As soon as he finished posting, he felt a sudden tremor under his feet. He did not sit properly, and his forehead hit the computer table.
Then, a string of blood splattered on his 3,000 dayuan notebook.
"Damn," Fang Ning saw that the notebook was already smoking, and just as he subconsciously cursed, he fainted.
Not long after Fang Ning fainted, a few peculiar comments suddenly appeared on the internet.
"I can suddenly spit water, what should I do? How can I pretend that I'm an ordinary person?"
"Great, upstairs, I can suddenly spit fire, let's go save Grandpa together!"
"Okay, let's go!"
"Okay, let's go!"
"Damn, what the hell is this in front of me? Let me tell you a terrible news, I saw a ghost, really, I'll see a ghost if I'm lying! "
But soon, these comments were blocked, as if they had never existed.
…
Fang Ning felt like he had a very, very long dream. In his dream, he obtained the System's Goldfinger, and from then on, he went on a killing spree and walked to the peak of his life.
When he woke up and opened his eyes, he found that the blood on the computer had suddenly disappeared, and his forehead did not hurt.
"Sigh, too bad it was a dream, I have to see if the computer is broken," he thought as he reached out to fiddle with the computer.
However, he suddenly became frightened, and his eyes widened.
Am I seeing ghosts?!
He suddenly realized that he couldn't move his hands at all. To be precise, he couldn't move his entire body.
"I'm dreaming, I must not have woken up from my dream." Fang Ning did not panic. He was experienced enough to think that he was having a lucid dream.
At this moment, a voice rang out in his mind, allowing him to completely understand.
"System activating …"
(What? I'm going to have a system too?!) Fang Ning was overjoyed. This was definitely not a dream, he thought happily. However, in the next moment, his face turned as black as charcoal.
"Discovered that the Host has an incurable disease. Analyzing the solution …"
(What? I'm hopeless. I have a check-up every year. Why don't I know about it?) Fang Ning was shocked by the system notification. A series of incurable diseases that he had seen on the news flashed through his mind.
"Terminal illness analysis complete. Terminal laziness cancer, confirmed to be incurable. For the sake of the System's survival, I will now fully seize the Host … "
What, my body is being seized by the System? Fang Ning was dumbfounded. He knew that he was indeed a little lazy. He wouldn't think of getting a haircut until his hair reached his chin. He wouldn't throw his clothes into the washing machine until he could not find a clean one. Moreover, he did it with his socks, underwear, and jacket …
(This isn't just being a little lazy, it's being extremely lazy.) Fang Ning could vaguely hear the System talking to him.
He tried his best to refute in his mind. (How is this extreme? I haven't even been on the news yet!)
(You used to be quite handsome, but now you're single. Don't you know what's going on?)
(But, but this can't just take away the body that I've used for more than 20 years, right?)
Fang Ning was hit by the System, and his mind was in a mess.
After the conversation, he tried to raise his hand, but found that he really couldn't control it.
Then, he quickly realized that other than the fact that he could still think freely, hear things, and see things to prove that his brain was still under his control, he probably had no other organs that he could control.
At this moment, a new voice rang out in his mind, announcing his final judgment.
"Full seizure officially activated. The System is evaluating …"
"The System is evaluating …"
"The System is evaluating …"
"Evaluating my ass, hurry up and give me back my body. You're a golden finger, you should just do your job as an assistant, don't even think about usurping power." Fang Ning cursed in his mind, not because he didn't want to curse out loud, but because he couldn't even control his own vocal cords.
However, the System didn't care about him at all. A minute later, Fang Ning saw his body, under the System's seizure, start to pick up the instant noodle bags, fruit peels … on the table.
"F * ck, is the System going to clean up the trash?" Fang Ning thought.
Just as Fang Ning thought, a System Notification started to appear in his mind.
"The System is cleaning the living environment …"
Following this notification, he watched as the System controlled his body to quickly clean up all the trash in the room. There was take-out trash, delivery packages, and his socks that he hadn't washed for almost a month …
After cleaning up the trash, the System used his hand to pinch his nose, and skillfully dug out a stack of plastic bags from under the mattress.
"Wait, I forgot to put plastic bags here, does the System have X-ray vision?" However, Fang Ning didn't see any X-ray vision, which made him think of an even more frightening fact. "Could it be that the System has already searched through all of my memories?"
While Fang Ning was thinking, the System had already skillfully put all the trash into the plastic bags.
What made Fang Ning ashamed was that his trash looked inconspicuous, piled up here and there, but when they were piled up, there were actually six or seven bags.
Then, he saw his body push open the door, walk down the stairs a few times, and throw all the trash into the trash can.
Not only that, the System also controlled his body to thoroughly clean the public areas of the rented house, the living room, the bathroom, the balcony, and all the corners.
"How rare …" When the System controlled his sweaty body to take a shower, a girl came out from the room next to him.
After hearing the movement outside, this beautiful girl came out and saw the clean floor and Fang Ning's sweaty head. She quickly understood what had happened, so she said to him in surprise.
Fang Ning heard a pleasant female voice that seemed to be talking about him. When he wanted to turn his head to look, he found that his head was not moving at all. Only then did he remember that his body had been seized by the System.
Fang Ning had never known what it felt like to not be able to control one's own body as he pleased, but now he knew. He now understood how difficult it was for patients with high level paraplegia, and how pitiful it was for them to feel.
He was still a normal person before, and suddenly the System descended from the sky. Before he could see the light of day, his body was gone?!
What kind of me is this! F * ck!
He cursed in his heart, feeling that his life had fallen into complete darkness. No matter how powerful the Goldfinger was, it was useless. Without a body, he couldn't enjoy the benefits of the Goldfinger. What was the difference between him and a rock?
Everyone wanted to live forever, but the price was to become a rock that wouldn't rot even after ten thousand years. Not many people would be willing to choose that, and even if they did, there was probably no one who could live for a hundred years without regrets.
Fortunately, Fang Ning quickly realized that his current situation was slightly better than that of a rock.
This was because the System Notification rang in his mind again.
"An NPC is conversing with the Host, please choose the conversation option."
"NPC Zhao Ying said to you in surprise, 'How rare'."
"Your answer. One: How rare is your bewitching smile?"
"Two: You said with disdain, it's none of your business!"
"Three: You just turned around and gave her a cold stare, then left without saying a word."
(F * ck me, the first one is an amusing action that only a main character in a novel would do, the second one is just looking for trouble, and the third one is more normal, but I really don't know how to act that cold stare.) As Fang Ning complained, he quickly said loudly in his mind, "I choose three."
He was afraid that if he was too slow, the System would think that he was hopelessly lazy, and would not even give him this option in the future.
Zhao Ying never thought that the novels were real, that there really was someone with such a cold stare. The boy who lived with her rarely talked to her, just turned around and gave her a look, and she was frozen from a meat jelly to her bones. In this hot summer, she felt like she did not even need to turn on the air conditioner for the whole night.
Her first reaction was to take out her phone and snap a picture.
After that, she posted the picture on Weibo as if there was no one else around.
"Let me show you what a cold stare looks like!"
Fang Ning did not know what this beautiful girl who lived with him did after she took a picture of him with her phone, because according to the System Option, he had already turned around and left. The System did not provide him with a 360-degree view, so naturally he could not see what she did.
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
