It had been a long time since something big happened.
The newspapers were full of news that continued to flow like an account book. But the editor-in-chief of the newspaper still urged the reporters every day — it's not that there's nothing, it's that you didn't find out.
It was still Konoha, August 2, 50.
After noon, the sun was perpendicularly above people's heads.
Konoha, the Land of Fire.
Kakashi hid himself in a shadowy corner of the street, gnawing on the big after-dinner apple he took from his teacher's fridge.
Looking at the crowd coming and going,
He waited. Well,
Naruto of Konoha was actually a very disobedient person. To put it well, he was casual and carefree. To put it badly, he was so willful that he didn't eat when he was in a bad mood.
If he said that he..,
He would run away for you to see.
Of course, as a shadow..,
He couldn't just run away like his son.
He could still leave half of his rationality just in case. Now, his rational half was taking an afternoon nap at home, and what they came out to catch was the other half of his life that felt that sleep was a waste of time once he had enough sleep. But fortunately..,
After a few days of intensive investigation, the Anbu intelligence personnel could roughly confirm that the suspected Naruto was in disguise — an unfamiliar Kong Xingshang who seemed to be very familiar with Konoha's situation.
According to Kakashi's original intention, he didn't care about Naruto running around at all. Even a child could have some privacy these days, an adult..,
Even if he was magnanimous, sometimes he needed to be alone. But now, he couldn't wait to follow Thor's coordinates and run behind his teacher, knock him out, and carry him home. At this time, he and the Anbu's arrangement had reached the most critical moment. If Naruto really found out that his disciple was playing with his son? It didn't matter if the plan failed..,
No matter how failed the plan, his teacher would definitely be able to solve it. But..,
He was dead.
The more Kakashi thought about it, the more nervous he became,
He was sweating and shivering … It wasn't that he didn't know how important Naruto Uzumaki was to Bo Fung Watergate.
But why did he feel that he could help his teacher solve the problem of telling Naruto that he was the Force Of Human Column of Nine Tails? More importantly, he kept it a secret. He knew that Bo Fung Watergate hated people who did not know the truth the most.
Actually, Kakashi already had a premonition a few days ago that Sensei might have sensed something, which was why she kept running outside instead of taking a good afternoon nap. When Sensei asked him if Naruto was on a date with a girl at noon, he damn well didn't give Sensei any reaction … After all, that was Konoha Naruto's Golden Flash, a hero who could smile and turn the tide no matter how dangerous the situation was on the battlefield, a great man who could control the situation no matter how complicated and dangerous the struggle for power was. And he was the one who was taught by Sensei for 20 years. Could he really hide it from his teacher? The more Kakashi thought about it, the worse it felt. In the end, he made a Thor gesture, "It's better to be scolded for secretly burying the coordinates on him after he took the sleeping pills than to let him know about the current situation."
…
So Kakashi quietly stood behind a passerby. It was indeed a foreign businessman. And the man stiffened the moment he saw Kakashi standing behind him. Kakashi looked at the man's thin back in front of him and his slight panting due to the lack of physical strength due to the high temperature. He confirmed the coordinates drawn on his body again and sighed in relief, "Sensei, the game is over. Let's go back."
The man also sighed in relief, but he was still stiff, "… This … this … sir … I …"
"Sensei, don't pretend anymore. Go back and take the medicine and sleep. We still can't determine the specific effects of certain drugs on Shadow Clone. And Shadow Clone is too harmful to the body if you use it for too long. You know it yourself, it's not fun to overuse your physical strength. Don't worry, Naruto just has some opinions about Jiraiya -sama recently. I'll arrange a new teacher for him in a few days. "
But the man stiffened even more. He opened his mouth and made a weak sound, "I … I …"
Kakashi sighed, "Sensei, you've already been discovered. There's no need to say 'I' anymore."
"My — Wife, save me ~ ~ ~"
This was a cry, followed by a strong woman jumping out of a big promotion shop and running straight to the thin man. She was holding a rolling pin with a tearful price tag on it.
Then there was another cry, "— Everyone, come quickly! Someone is robbing the rolling pin ~ ~"
In an instant, people from all directions immediately gathered into a small circle. The fat woman, the thin man, and the unlucky Kakashi were heavily surrounded. Kakashi's eyes were obscure for a moment. He directly pulled open the thin man's clothes … along the collarbone with Chakra, a slightly red pattern flashed faintly — that's right, it was the Thor mark he drew on Sensei's body. In order to make it easier for Sensei to forgive him, he even wrote "I'm sorry" … But this person wasn't Sensei! How on earth did his teacher transfer the curse seal to someone else's body without any changes?! And doesn't this mean that Sensei already knew what he was doing?! And if this person wasn't Sensei, why was he so unnatural when he saw the Anbu, and also had Chakra? Kakashi suddenly raised his head — Oh … He finally realized that he was surrounded by people.
"We've already informed Konoha's security department. Don't move. What you say now will be used as evidence in court. "
"Yes, yes, it's this ninja. Everyone, watch him … he … he took off my husband's clothes. My husband ~ ~ your chastity ~ ~ "
"Yes, wretch, you can't leave!"
Kakashi really didn't leave. It wasn't that he didn't want to leave or that he couldn't. It was because the person who saw the Anbu trembling and had Chakra reaction was either a traitor or a spy. So no matter what, since he had already met him, he had to bring him back and investigate. If he left, if the person ran away … Kakashi felt that he was really unlucky this year.
He was really stupid, really stupid.
…
On the other side, in the quiet Konoha forest.
Naruto Uzumaki was scraping fish scales. He kept repeating, "99 Kakashi is unlucky, 100 Kakashi is unlucky."
Eero, who was sitting quietly beside him, looked at Naruto. He was counting. This Naruto's son had already cursed Kakashi 101 times.
"Good, a hundred times a day. As expected, your mood will improve." Naruto finished the fish in his hand, washed it, and handed it to Eero.
Gaara took it. In fact, he really wanted to tell the silly boy on the opposite side that he didn't count every day. Yesterday it was 102, the day before that it was 99, and the day before that it was even more exaggerated. After 56, it went straight to 67. This made Gaara wonder if the tutor of the Hokage's son had taught him the craft of mathematics.
"Hey, I'm Eero. Don't just stand there. If you want to eat fish, do it. Hurry up and make a fire." Naruto looked at the boy who was staring at the fish in a daze. He had no choice but to take the fish from his hand. He jumped up a tree, plucked a leaf, washed it, and put it on the fire. Then, he picked up a dry branch and handed it to Eero. "This is the firewood. Go and get some back."
Eero took the branch, the corner of his mouth twitching. He wanted to tell this golden-haired kid that he knew what firewood was, but he really didn't have the habit of talking to his assassination targets. So, he could only obediently go and collect the firewood.
Naruto looked at Eero, who turned around and walked away. He squatted down and reached his hand into the river to scrape the scales off another fish. He really didn't understand. What kind of strange people were the teachers of the Sand Hidden School? How could they teach a Kage's son to be like this? It really affected the image of the Land of the Wind! A Kage's son should be like him, friendly and amiable at first glance.
Friendly and amiable?
Naruto couldn't help but smile at the clear river. In the reflection, Naruto also smiled. Naruto winked at his reflection in the river, and the reflection in the river also winked at him. Naruto felt that it was very interesting. He stuck out his tongue and tilted his head. He suddenly felt that it would be more interesting if he had a brother who could act like a fool face to face with him when he was young. So, he couldn't help but turn around and look at Eero. He just happened to see Eero looking at him. Naruto smiled and waved his hand. But Eero pretended not to see and continued to look for his dry branch.
Naruto shrugged. A brother was very interesting, but it would be better if it wasn't someone like Eero. Otherwise, Dad would be even more unable to sleep. But what if it had to be someone with facial paralysis? Someone like Sasuke's older brother was actually not that bad. At the very least, he could help when fighting with other people. And after all, he was older by a few years, so he could help think of a solution if something happened. Of course, Shikamaru and Sasuke could also sit together and discuss things. But everyone's fathers saw each other every day. Little secrets between brothers! It was a big joke! Especially Hinata Yasuji. That guy loved his father and would never explain anything. He would tell his dad everything. His dad wasn't as honest as Hinata's dad. That uncle was very lively and popular. Shikamaru even did experiments to prove that if he told Yasuji something, in less than two days, all the fathers in Konoha would know! So, Shikamaru was right. If you wanted to keep a secret, you should keep it to yourself for the rest of your life.
But sometimes, Naruto just couldn't help it. Many things he said were like a little tabby cat that scratched his heart all day long.
For example … that Kakashi who would automatically appear at their house no matter if it was day or night. Alright, using Kakashi's own words, he was already eating at home every day before he was born. But he hated it! There was no reason! Right, now there was also Yaoshi Dou. It was unbelievable that Yaoshi Dou was also his father's Shadow Guard! But this Shadow Guard who didn't wear the Shadow Guard's uniform could still be tolerated for a while. At least that guy knew that he shouldn't shut up when he spoke, and shouldn't leave when he appeared. And then there was also Jiraiya's grandfather. In short, this white-haired bastard couldn't even compare to that white-haired Kakashi. At least Kakashi knew how to wash the dishes at home. Occasionally, he would even help wash the clothes and mop the floor.
But what about that legendary lecherous old man? Alright, he was a chivalrous man. Chivalrous men never washed the dishes. It was normal for chivalrous men to like beautiful women when they had nothing to do … But … Naruto had this kind of teacher, Naruto had this kind of disciple, and Konoha had this kind of elder — — wasn't it embarrassing! If you like women so much, why don't you just marry one early? Why don't you close the door and do whatever you want in the dark in the bedroom!
But the above was what Naruto really wanted to say to his father. But he couldn't say it. It had been a long time since the father and son had the chance to be alone together. Of course, he could secretly wake up his father when he was asleep, just like when he was young. Then, the father and son would cover themselves with the blanket and giggle for half the night. But after all, he was no longer a child. He knew that humans were a species that needed good sleep to cope with complicated work. And his father didn't get enough sleep at night. Now that he had developed the habit of catching up on afternoon naps, he couldn't delay it. Although his father's body had miraculously only suffered from headaches, fevers, and minor colds over the years, he was too thin compared to when he woke up a few years ago. He was so thin that it made his heart flutter …
Naruto became more depressed as he thought about it. He used more strength in his hands — — the recipe said that fish scales must be scraped clean!
Anyway, when I Eero threw the branch at Naruto's feet, Naruto was still grimacing in pain.
I Eero stared at the unmoved Naruto. I wanted to remind him that the fish in his hands had been scraped to the bone, and that the rumbling sound was his stomach growling. Did Naruto finally feel that his son could eat too much and was ready to throw him away?
Naruto didn't know what I Eero was thinking with his divine logic. He saw I Eero throw the firewood at his feet and become a motionless stump.
"I'll go light the fire." Naruto sighed. He passed the fish in his hands and the fish on the leaf to Eero. "Take it."
I Eero's mouth continued to twitch, but he still took the fish obediently. He really wanted to tell Naruto's son to go eat the fried noodles in the cafeteria or Yile's ramen. He felt that he would never forget the countless burnt fish carcasses buried deep in the ground under his feet.
"Hey, I was angry with Dad today. Maybe I was angry with Dad. Anyway, I forgot that I should eat first, change my clothes, and run away with my wallet. So, we can only eat grilled fish." Naruto, who had already lit the fire, looked up and saw Eero's eyes. He was very familiar with them. Sasuke always looked at him with disdain. Naruto hated that look … But when it came to grilled fish, he felt that he should look at himself with disdain — — a man should have the courage to face his own shortcomings and correct them. Otherwise, wouldn't he be the same as Jiraiya's grandpa and Kakashi? Besides, he had grilled fish so many times that it tasted bad. It should be his turn to taste good now.
Seeing Naruto's confident look, I Eero could only reach out and pass the fish to him. He watched as Naruto skillfully put the fish on the fire and began to nag, "You have to flip the fish diligently and cook evenly. What kind of luck did Naruto's son rely on to grow up so big?"
"Don't just stand there." Naruto finally took out the two grilled fish and placed them in front of Eero. "Pick one."
I Eero picked the fish that had almost lost all the meat when he was scale-scraping. His experience told him that this fish was probably edible.
Naruto, on the other hand, was very nervous when he saw Eero take a bite of his grilled fish.
I Eero looked at Naruto's nervous expression and suddenly wanted to see if this son of Naruto's with big watery eyes would really cry if he spat out the fish after taking a bite and threw it far away. But I still wanted to know more from this person. I'll do it when I kill him in the future. When that time comes, I want to see how this naturally silly boy will react when he is killed by someone he thought was his friend. If you want to blame someone, blame your father for teaching you to not even know what danger is. How stupid would you be to tell someone you haven't spoken a single word to?
"Uh. It's going to get cold if you don't eat it. "Naruto urged Eero, who took a bite and stopped moving.
And so, I Eero began to chew. The taste really didn't matter to him, as long as he didn't starve.
Seeing Eero start to fill his stomach, Naruto suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction from being useful. He thought, this is probably the meaning of being useful.
"By the way, I Eero, you've been out for so long. Why didn't the Kazekage send out a missing person notice? You should tell your family that you're safe. Although Konoha is safe, your family must be worried. "
When I Eero heard Naruto's sudden words, I almost choked on a fishbone. Although he was convinced that Naruto was an idiot and would never plot against him, does this son of Naruto really not know anything?
"Hey, why aren't you saying anything?" When I Eero lowered his head, Naruto suddenly realized that he might have said something wrong, but he didn't know what he said wrong. "Did you do something bad at home and don't dare to go back?"
I Eero instantly calmed down. He didn't need to bicker with a silly boy, so he lowered his head and continued to eat the fish. Today's fish didn't taste as bad as he expected.
"Don't worry. Dad will definitely forgive your son. My dad, uh, my dad is the best in the world. There's basically no comparison. Do you know Sasuke? He's from the Uchiha family. You should've seen him during the Chunin Exam. He's my teammate and childhood friend. He was really stupid when he was young. Once, he missed a shuriken test. His dad was very strict and said that if he dared to miss a single target, he would be beaten to death. He was afraid of being beaten, so he ran to my house. Then, his older brother, who is now the captain of my dad's guards, ran out to chase after his younger brother and gave him an idea. He said that his father had lost one of his mother's earrings and was being nagged by his mother. Now, the earrings were behind the washing machine. As a result, Sasuke went to find the earrings and gave them to his dad. Who still remembers that his shuriken missed the target? You can also try to help your father. "
I'm Eero listened to Naruto's long-winded and illogical speech. He counted very clearly, and there were ten "dads" in his speech. In Konoha's words, Naruto's son was obsessed with his father.
"Did you hear that?"
I'm Eero replied in his heart as he ate the fish. I heard, and I even understood. Wasn't it just that Sasuke's older brother was afraid that Sasuke would be beaten at home, so he stole his mother's earrings and put them behind the washing machine so that his younger brother could find them to please his dad?
"You're even more expressionless than the Naruto's stone statue! Let me tell you, didn't your family lose a murderous monster a few months ago? Your dad is having a hard time looking for it. Go and catch it. My dad suspects that it should be near Konoha. I think it's called something like One Tail or Something Crane … "
On the contrary, no one would believe the truth.
…
Konoha, August 2, 60
Nothing happened in history.
However, some interesting things were recorded in the unearthed diaries. To summarize:
1. In the morning, Elder Jiraiya, who had just been released, was caught peeping at a woman taking a bath.
2. In the afternoon, the news of Chess Kakashi molesting a good man on the street spread like a virus.
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
