"So you still lost."
Konoha, January 25, 62
Naruto Building, Naruto's Office
7: 05 in the morning
The sky was already bright,
The air was a little cold,
Bo Fung Watergate was doing chest exercises in front of the large floor-to-ceiling window,
"Aoha, accompany me for a morning run."
"What are you running for,
Breakfast time. "Aoha Yamashiro closed the window and caught him,
He spread the tablecloth and set the table.
Watergate sat down,
He spoke slowly as he ate and cooked everything,
"I listened to the internal staff complain to Shisui,
He said that Aoha, your crow bullied the Fast Eagle. Originally, Shisui and I both thought that it was in the crow's nature to be naughty. You know, Shisui also raised a lot of crows. But now,
You even dared to be fierce to me, your crow is definitely not a good child. "
"..." Aoha Yamashiro was silent for two seconds, whistled for a big crow, and hooked his finger at Uchiha Shisui.
"..." Shisui hesitated for two seconds,
He stretched his arm out of the window, and an even bigger crow landed on his shoulder.
So the black-eyed crow met the red-eyed crow, and then there were three violent shouts — — "Hey! Watch my super powerful illusion ~ Three Thousand Crows Kill Kill Kill! ";" Wise Crow God, please fulfill the humble dream of that idiot opposite you! Don't, God. ";" Young people working together will increase friendship, but the two of you are still far away,
Spiral Light Invincible Super Wheel Dance Roar 3!! "
"You guys,
Really,
Enough! "Kakashi, who was ignored, looked at the stainless steel spoon by his feet and the feathers on the tip of his nose angrily,
How infuriating! After he finished fighting with Lei Ying, he did not have time to let Mute treat her injuries and went to pick up Naruto. In the end, other than Naruto, there was also a four-door wardrobe container and a bastard old white hair that was almost 200 pounds! Then, without time to rest, he rushed all the way back to Konoha through Thor. He was alone! With three people and half a ton of Thor! They had traversed more than half of the country in one night! After that, he ate a cafeteria bread and stayed in Naruto's office to write a report while waiting for his teacher to wake up. In the end, his teacher looked at his report and said, "You still lost."
"The loser doesn't have the right to call him Chacha." Aoha pulled down his sunglasses and glanced at Kakashi.
The atmosphere today was so good that even Shisui couldn't help it. "But the loser can cry."
"I didn't lose! He didn't lose! I just didn't win! "Kakashi was about to spit fire." If you two have the ability, why don't you go and fight with that crazy Lei Ying for three days? Did he really think that he was a comic character just because he shouted a few times when he attacked? What illusion? You only know how to bully those with weaker mental strength and willpower. Why don't you try hypnotizing Lei Ying? Ask this Naruto in front of you, who would dare to use an illusion on him? Do you want to die?! "
Aoha and Shisui didn't refute his words. Ordinary illusions, smoke, drugs, and all kinds of magical items were used together. If you weren't ready, Lei Ying or Naruto would punch you. Although Sharingan illusions didn't require any preparation, as they could pull the opponent into their own mental space with just a glance, they would go blind if they used it too much. Unfortunately, the opponent's mental strength was stronger than yours, so you would be easily fooled by the backlash. The two of them were famous for their illusions, not just illusions. No, the point was, even if they only knew illusions, that wasn't the reason why Kakashi lost!
A few years younger wouldn't know what it meant to have Naruto's cloak tied to the Jonin's arm, but Lei Ying wasn't young anymore. So if Lei Ying didn't want Golden Flash to have an excuse to attack him, he wouldn't have killed Naruto's heir. This was also one of the reasons why the Four Generations dared to let Kakashi use the Village Kage as a sparring partner. So, if Seiji went easy on him …
Kakashi was under a lot of pressure. "If I don't win … will there be any serious consequences?"
"No, there won't be. It'll just make me unhappy." The Sharingan was a useless burden, but after using it for more than ten years and suddenly losing it, Watergate didn't expect Kakashi to go out in the short term. But he didn't expect Lei Ying to be so weak. "Forget it, I was too impatient."
Kakashi frowned. "There won't be any serious consequences, right?"
Watergate waved his hand. "There won't be any, but it's gratifying that you can think like that. Do you want to guess what the consequences will be if you win?"
'Then I'll win.' Kakashi knew that if he dared to answer like that, Sensei would flip the table and kick him in the next second. But he really couldn't think of what would happen if he won. "If you really want to win, Sensei, can't you just order me to beat Lei Ying? Completing the mission doesn't require me to be stronger than the opponent, so why call it training? "
"If I don't define the mission as training, is the Village Kage stupid or stupid?! Inexplicably fighting with a junior like you! Then why don't I just order you to assassinate Lei Ying! "Watergate resisted the urge to slap the table, opened a drawer, took out a bottle, and sprinkled it in the boiling water.
Aoha snatched the bottle. "What are you eating again? Shisui, is there any black pepper on the no-eat list? "
Shisui shook his head.
Aoha returned the pepper bottle. "Four Generations, don't eat too much. Spices also irritate the stomach."
Watergate put the pepper bottle on the table and took out a piece of chocolate from the drawer, as well as a biscuit with cream cheese. He broke them into pieces and threw them into a bowl.
"What kind of way are you eating?" Shisui couldn't stay calm.
"It's easier to eat." Watergate scooped up a spoonful of rice and nodded in satisfaction. Then, he chewed, and his expression suddenly changed. "I've decided to issue a Naruto order, forbidding Konoha from selling pure chocolate without milk or sugar. It tastes terrible."
"Are you sure it tastes terrible because of the chocolate?"
"I'm sure."
"…"
"Hey!" Kakashi, who was ignored again, didn't get angry. If it was before, he would be happy to relax, but now he wanted to help Sensei share the burden. "What did I do wrong again? I'll change."
"Can you change just because I say so?"
"…"
"Forget it. To celebrate your return alive, I want to eat hot pot tonight."
"…" Shisui, Aoha, and Kakashi all looked at him.
"It's my birthday today. What's wrong with eating something good?" Watergate knew that he was being unreasonable. A patient with gastric problems deserved to eat sick food, but he just wanted to cook with Naruto. Mutton, beef, chicken feet, duck tongue, and blood tofu with sesame sauce, garlic curd, and red chili oil, and finally, a stick of chicken.
"…"
"…"
"Kakashi, go to the border after resting for a few days. Fight with Khai a hundred times to consolidate your strength. Aoha, Yamato should be back soon. Take some time to interrogate the troops and go through the procedures. " Watergate felt that the corners of his mouth were almost reaching his chin. "Shisui, inform the department heads to go to the small conference room in ten minutes. It's an impromptu meeting. Lei Ying might want to stage a coup. "
"…"
"…"
"Wait!" Kakashi had a splitting headache. "Let me think about it. Lei Ying's coup?"
"It's written in your report. Lei Ying wants the Cloud to participate in the Chunin Exam." Watergate handed the report to Aoha and Shisui.
Aoha and Shisui looked serious.
Kakashi was still confused. "If he wants to participate, then come. Who's afraid of him? Let's see whose child is more powerful. Why would he want to stage a coup? And what does his coup have to do with us? Can't you just have a good meal?"
Watergate was really fed up with Kakashi. "Remember I once asked you a question. The Prime Minister wants to build a tall building, taller than the Emperor's residence. There are technical difficulties, so I asked if you could help. Have you thought of an answer? "
"…"
"Forget it, Kakashi, you go to sleep."
Kakashi didn't like it when his teacher told him to forget it! He didn't like it. "I'm not going."
Watergate swallowed two mouthfuls of rice, then picked up the unfinished food and went to the small conference room. "Shisui, come with me. Aoha, help me educate Kakashi."
Kakashi subconsciously raised his hand to defend.
But Aoha Yamashiro just patted his shoulder. "Don't be nervous, I can't beat you. The tallest building in Konoha is the Naruto Building."
Kakashi looked at the chimney of the New Naruto Building and nodded.
"Naruto's office is on the top floor."
"No, the Anbu Minister's office is on the top floor of the New Naruto Building."
Aoha Yamashiro wanted to eat him. "In other words, if Uchiha's family builds a building taller than the New Naruto Building, wouldn't it be disrespectful to the Four Generations? As if Uchiha is the boss of Konoha."
"It's not very good."
"If the Prime Minister's house is built higher than the King's house, wouldn't it be disrespectful to the King?"
"What's there to respect about that little ruler of ours?" Kakashi's head was in a mess.
Aoha Yamashiro had the impulse to compete with Kakashi at all costs. "Okay, let's change it again. What do you think of the relationship between Cloud and Konoha?"
"It's very bad." Not to mention the past, after the Nine Tails incident, Konoha had a really difficult time. There were restrictions and suppression from National capital. Outside, there was constant harassment and entanglement from the Sand. There was no time to deal with the Land of Lightning, which was not a direct threat. But Cloud Ninja took advantage of the situation and gave Konoha a lot of trouble. First, they maliciously competed and robbed the most profitable caravan escort task at a low price. Then they attacked Konoha's customers. Finally, in order to study the Byakugan, they tried to kidnap Hinata and Hinata. Although they were slapped to death by Hinata, the Cloud Ninja dared to arrogantly block the gate and asked Konoha to give them an explanation. Otherwise, they would start a war and let Konoha be attacked. Of course, the Cloud ninjas were beaten half to death by Sensei and hung upside down on the flagpole in exchange for a large amount of ransom. But how could the Cloud Country and Raikage swallow their anger? Until a few years ago, they sent assassins to die from time to time. "I think I should beat Lei Ying."
"…" Aoha felt that Kakashi was not so hopeless. "Then think about it, when you go back to Cloud, what was Lei Ying's attitude?"
"I thought that I would have to sneak into the village to fight with him. Who knew that guy was so polite. He said that he would train me seriously. Otherwise, it wouldn't have dragged on for three days without a winner." Kakashi turned around, "Well, although the relationship between the Thunder and Fire Country is not good, Sensei and Lei Ying must have a personal relationship."
"That's all." Ye was suddenly confused. He didn't understand why Kakashi couldn't follow normal logic. Was this the difference between a genius and an ordinary person?
Kakashi touched his chin and continued, "And Mute was treated unusually well. She was always accompanied by Lei Ying's beautiful secretary and the Force Of Human Column. There was nothing wrong with the secretary, but the Hachibi Force Of Human Column … Looking from afar, she seemed to be too attentive to Mute. She barbecued meat and poured wine for her. It was said that if a male ninja left the village, it would be a betrayal. If a female ninja wanted to get married, no one could stop her. Thinking about it carefully, Tsunade should have taken Mute to the Cloud Country many times over the years. The Cloud's Force Of Human Column wouldn't have taken a fancy to Mute, right? Lei Ying treats the Force Of Human Column as his younger brother. It's a good deal to have a sister-in-law and a top medical ninja. "
"Uh … It's not impossible." Aoha Yamashiro was only glad that Kakashi didn't talk nonsense in front of the Four Generations. "Forget it, it's useless to tempt you. I'll get straight to the point. Who are the people who came to Konoha to take the Chunin Exam? The Sand, the Rain, the Grass, the Waterfall … and the Mist are all Konoha's allies and vassals. Now Lei Ying said that the Cloud are also participating. What does that mean? "
"Hiss, is it possible that the Cloud are scared and want to make peace with us? It shouldn't be, no, no, not necessarily. " Kakashi slapped his forehead, "Why can't I understand such a simple thing? Yes, Lei Ying doesn't have the final say in the Land of Lightning. After all, not all Kage are called Bo Fung Watergate, and all the lords are as obedient as our little lord. "
"…"
"Yes, although a ninja is a knife, a tool, a weapon of the country, but …" It's not difficult to poke through the window paper. A ninja village that enjoys the resources and support of a country has the obligation to protect the country's land, people, and the country's lord. This is a contract that has been established since the Warring States Period. But reality can't keep up with the harmony of the treaty. When the lord needs a ninja, of course, he will give them money and things. When the war is over, it's not so simple to take out the money. Kakashi also often followed his sensei to the National Capital to ask for money. But the lord said that the country was tired after the war and couldn't take out the money. Can Konoha kill him directly? Of course, he can't kill him directly. If he did, what would the other lords think? If Naruto can kill a lord, of course, other Kage can also do the same. This way, Konoha will offend the public and be besieged by the whole world. So the old lord of the Land of Fire only died of illness, and the lord of the Water Country was accidentally burned in a fire. He just doesn't know what good ideas Lei Ying has this time. "Well, sensei sent me to find Lei Ying at this time, it's not like he didn't have the intention to test him. The death of a lord is an accident, but if another one is burned, it can't help but make people think … Lei Ying, that old guy is probably not having a good time now. "
"…" Aoha Yamashiro was really speechless. Some people are smart, some are stupid, and some are sometimes smart but sometimes stupid. Kakashi can't tell when he's smart and when he's stupid. It's like flipping a coin, it's all about luck. "Let's go, don't miss the meeting."
Kakashi quickly washed his face. He didn't like meetings and wasn't good at it, but Genma can learn from him even though he's so stupid. He can't be worse than Genma.
It's easy to overlook the ground when looking up at the stars.
Hatake Mansion, 11: 11 AM
Naruto Uzumaki woke up from his sleep and opened his eyes. There was no note in his hand, no note on the table, no note in the fridge, and no note in the house. Kakashi wasn't there, and the gentle medical ninja had also left. He went to look for Blackie, but there was no one on the roof or under the windows! Yes, when a super expert named Jiraiya moved into the house you needed to guard, and the person you needed to guard was not there, your boss wouldn't waste manpower.
Naruto could only angrily kick Jiraiya, who was sleeping soundly under the warm table in the living room, and sneaked into his father's room. There was no father in his father's room, and there was no note, but there was a lot of dust. "How long has it been since he came back to sleep? Annoying, annoying, annoying! It's inhumane to have a bed in the office! "
But no matter how much Naruto complained, there was no response except for Jiraiya's snoring. No, there was still some response.
"Awooo!"
Through the pile of gift boxes, Naruto saw a cage in the corner. There was a cub in the cage. It looked like it was just one month old. It was golden yellow and had balls … Well, I don't know who's so interested in giving a pet to his father who's too busy to come home. But Thor, who had been dizzy all the way, was still so energetic. It didn't seem like he would die so easily.
"Awooo!"
Naruto opened the cage and released the cub that was biting the cage. Then, the little lion rushed to the backyard. There was a small Withered Mountain in the backyard of Hatake's house. What was a Withered Mountain? It was to put a stone on the sandy ground as a mountain, and use a rake to plow the sand to make water.
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!"
"Okay, it's a cat. We need to prepare a litter box, cat feed, and a scratching board." Naruto put a plastic bag on his hand and picked up the lion's poop in the sand. "I think we also need a spatula, right? Noodles, soy sauce, dried bamboo shoots? Kakashi No. 2? Kakashi No. 2? Otherwise, braised lion's head, lion's meatballs? Bokaze lion's meatballs? "
"Awooo!"
Naruto carried the little lion by the back of its neck to throw out the trash. The Bokaze family didn't have any other pets except for Kakashi. But when he thought about it, it didn't seem like a bad idea to walk a lion in his house. Was it just a lion in the house?
It was inevitable that domesticated lions would be spoiled.
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