June 16, 61, Konoha
When the first ray of sunlight shone on his body in the morning,
Bo Fung Watergate knew that he had to get up.
But Hatake Kakashi, who was opening the curtains, didn't know what his teacher was really thinking,
Of course..,
This was mainly because our Mr. Naruto once again raised the quilt over his head and covered his face.
"You're the one who doesn't sleep every night and insists on working,
You're the one who can't get up in the morning. "Kakashi once again lifted the teacher's quilt,
He placed his hand on someone's forehead,
"Feel my body temperature,
Unfortunately..,
You're not sick, so you feel that your hands and feet are weak now is just a psychological effect. "
But it was indeed quite weak. Naruto muttered in his heart,
He slapped away his disciple's cold claws, sat up with his eyes closed, and then cleared his throat.
..
"Water."
Kakashi sighed and could only go back to the living room to get a glass of water,
"Don't you see that Xuanjian has spoiled you? You're the same, scolding him not to always think about serving tea and water, while enjoying his considerate service. If you have the ability, don't transfer him away. "
"That's a different matter." Naruto blew on the water. "Also, Kakashi, aren't you willing to pour a glass of water for teacher?"
"I don't want to be what you're drinking now!" Kakashi was a little irritable,
"Hurry up and drink,
Do you know what time it is now? I really don't understand you,
Sometimes I wonder if you have a split personality. Usually, you would scold people for a minute or two,
Why aren't you in a hurry now? "
"It's only worth being in a hurry for a minute or two. It's useless to be in a hurry if it's too late." Naruto gently licked his saliva. The water was still very hot, "And Shikaku will automatically divide the work when he sees that I'm late. I just need to go over in the afternoon to replace him."
"But it's already afternoon." Kakashi smiled.
"Nonsense." Naruto didn't believe him. He continued to blow on the water, "The sun doesn't pass through Naruto's window like this in June afternoon. By the way, where is Naruto? "
"Heh, I finally thought of my son who couldn't sleep well because of your harassment in the middle of the night."
"I think he slept well with his father's arm."
"He's really thick-skinned." Kakashi scratched his head. "Anyway, get up quickly. You say that you shouldn't let your son eat in the cafeteria every day, but in the end, you still rely on your son to make breakfast for you in the kitchen."
"If you have time to be jealous of other people's good sons, why don't you hurry up and fall in love and have one?" Watergate continued to boast. "Tell me the time."
"It's nine o 'clock."
"Ah, it's really late." Mr. Naruto finally opened his eyes wide. "No, wait, why didn't you go to work? I only gave you one day off."
"I have to wake you up first."
"Excuses." Naruto looked at his lazy disciple suspiciously.
"Although anyone can bear your morning temper, I'm the only one who can protect your heroic image." Kakashi pulled out a mirror and put it in front of Naruto. "Look at yourself now. Can you see people?"
Watergate looked at himself in the mirror. He thought that he looked good after a good night's sleep. It was just that, "I was too sleepy yesterday and forgot to take off my clothes. Really, they're all wrinkled."
"Only wrinkled? Then please lift the collar of your clothes and smell it. You know that it's hot now and you tend to sweat in the middle of the night. You haven't showered for several days, so don't wear dirty clothes and crawl under the blanket. Fortunately, Naruto doesn't mind that his father smells. "
"Annoying." Watergate sniffed again. The smell was indeed a little embarrassing. "Can't you say something nicer?"
"It's not that I don't know Huo Xuanmen. I don't have time to please you!" Kakashi pulled the teacher up from the bed, took off the crumpled Naruto cloak for the teacher, and then pushed him into the bathroom. "I'm warning you again. Although the bathtub is filled with water for you, it's for you to soak in the cold air last night. It's not for you to sleep. You should take a bath quickly. Don't let Naruto heat up your second meal."
"Yes, yes." Naruto put the still hot cup in his hand on the sink. He went to the bathroom first and then turned to the shower. Suddenly, a gust of steam hit his face. He tested the temperature of the water. Fortunately, he didn't directly take off his clothes and lie in it.
"What are you doing? Don't be in a daze." Kakashi, who didn't hear the teacher's following words, knocked on the door.
"The water is hot."
"Don't you know how to add cold water?"
"Uh." The silly Naruto turned around and took the cup. He turned on the tap and drank the cold water. Then, he took off his clothes and got into the bathtub that was also filled with cold water. The water in the bathtub was actually still hot, but he still buried his whole head in it. In an instant, he felt that his muscles and even the roots of his hair were very comfortable.
"Don't keep your head in the water." After a while, Kakashi knocked on the door again. "Do you want to scrub your back?"
"Yes." Naruto stretched his neck out.
"Then go lie down." Kakashi came in with a bath towel and threw it into the water. "Squeeze some shower gel on it."
Naruto sighed and returned the rough towel to Kakashi. He turned around and lay down on the edge of the bathtub. "I really want to go to the hot spring with Naruto."
"Then go." Kakashi wiped the teacher's back. "It's so dirty. Others rub the dust, but you can rub mud out."
"Then I'll have to trouble you to scrub it clean." Watergate sighed again. He felt that Kakashi used a lot of strength today. His back hurt. If he had known, he would have done it himself as usual.
But there was no use in regretting it. Kakashi was still rough until the bath towel fell into the water again. "It's clean."
"Thank you." Watergate smiled at Kakashi. He decided that when he went to the hot spring with Naruto, he would never take Kakashi with him.
Kakashi didn't care about what the teacher thought. He wiped the water off his hands and picked up the uniform that the teacher had taken off. "Hurry up. I'll send your dirty clothes to be washed first. The blue laundry can't even close the lid."
"Okay." Minato continued to shower, wash his hair, wash his underwear, and then wash the smelly socks that Naruto had collected for a few days in the corner. Then he found that Kakashi didn't leave him a single piece of cloth.
Watergate had to wrap the towel around himself. He opened the door to look for clothes. He remembered that he still had a bathrobe hanging outside the door. But Kakashi's hand was faster, and there was nothing on the hook. So the poor Naruto could only let go of his senses and try to find a way to sneak back to the room without embarrassing himself. Well, Naruto was still in the kitchen, and the Shadow Guard on duty was also on the roof and outside. So, well, that was it. Naruto, who forgot to hang Thor's coordinates in the room, tiptoed through the open corridor and opened the door. After rummaging around, he finally found a pair of underwear in a suitcase that he was too lazy to open. As for clothes? There were only some black, white, and gray shirts and suits left in the closet. It seemed that he remembered correctly that he hadn't washed clothes for half a month.
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Sigh. "Watergate could only pick out a pair of gray trousers and a white shirt to wear first. The trousers were rolled up to match his zipper. The sleeves of the shirt were also rolled up and a few buttons were undone. But Naruto still felt very awkward. After all, he had spent most of his life wearing a suit. If he wasn't attending funerals, then he was presiding over funerals. How unlucky.
"Dad, so you're here." But fortunately, our cute Naruto came and interrupted his dad's bad thoughts. "Yo, Naruto, it's rare that you're not wearing a uniform today. You're quite handsome."
"Naruto, don't you think it's strange?" Naruto shook his hair that still had water droplets on it.
But his son's attention was instantly diverted to his dad running around without drying his hair.
"Well, it's good to have a son." In the end, when Watergate Daddy was eating a steamed bun, eating porridge, and eating a cucumber, our young master Naruto was still diligently drying his dad's hair.
"Naruto, help dad pluck some white hair while you're at it."
"Eat well, chew and swallow slowly." Naruto ignored Naruto's request because he didn't think he could complete the difficult task without hurting his dad's hair density.
"Naruto is also so fierce today." Watergate Daddy pursed his lips.
"Because your son has to rush out after drying your hair."
"Go out." Hearing that Naruto wouldn't be with him all morning, Watergate Daddy pursed his lips even more.
"Of course, a boring D-rank mission is also a mission, okay?"
"That's true."
So, Watergate Daddy, with a head of dry blonde hair, watched his son rush out in a hurry. He suddenly felt that those annoying D-level missions were indeed quite boring. But he couldn't really tell Naruto that dad wants you to accompany him, so don't do missions.
Finally, Naruto, who couldn't stand the funeral clothes anymore, sneaked into Kakashi's room with a steamed bun in his mouth. Kakashi's room was always clean and tidy, unlike his. But when he opened the closet, there were only suits left. Could it be that Kakashi also sent his own uniform to be cleaned? Naruto, who still had a steamed bun in his mouth, was a little disappointed. He was about to brace himself to wear a funeral suit and parade around the city, but he found a small swivel chair under Kakashi's desk. There were a lot of clothes piled on the swivel chair.
"I knew that every young man has a chair like this." Minato picked again and found a Black Ops uniform that wasn't too dirty. He changed his clothes with satisfaction, looked in the mirror, and suddenly found that he seemed to be a few years younger.
"Dad!" Naruto's voice came from afar, "Can't you sit quietly at the table while eating?"
"Yes." Watergate Daddy quickly trotted back to the dining room.
"Come, open your mouth." Naruto had already peeled the boiled egg.
"Don't you have a mission?" Watergate Daddy asked.
"Even if I don't go, I still have to tell Sakura and Sasuke." Naruto's son replied.
"Okay, dad is also home this morning."
"I know, after you finish eating, we'll rest for a while and then go shopping."
"Naruto, do you want to buy something?"
Naruto looked at his dad's Kakashi Anbu uniform, "I think you need new clothes."
"Really?" Watergate touched the old oil stains on Kakashi's sleeves, a little embarrassed.
At the same time.
In the Jōnin dormitory area.
Also a little embarrassed was Mute Kato.
Mute didn't expect someone to visit her dormitory early in the morning after she returned to Konoha.
"Good morning, this must be Mute Kato Jonin." A young man with a smile pushed his glasses and reached out his hand, "I'm the current manager of Konoha Hospital. My name is Yaoshi Dou, you can call me Yakushi Jonin."
"Hello." Mute heard Yaoshi Dou and immediately invited him in, "Yakushi Jonin, you're here for Hiroyuki Yamanaka -sama, right?"
"Yes." Yaoshi Dou sat down and put the thick file in his hand on the table, "I heard that Tsunade-senpai is living with you now?"
"Yes." Mute brought a glass of water, "Sorry for the lack of hospitality."
"Oh, you're too polite." Kabuto hurriedly expressed that he didn't dare. "You're a senior, and I'm a junior. I should be the one taking the liberty to visit. Excuse me, may I ask if Tsunade-sama has the time to guide this junior?"
Shizune heard the undisguised sarcasm in his words, and after connecting the various reasons for this kind of situation, she immediately understood the hidden meaning of this young ninja doctor – I'm here to cause trouble, so don't waste my time and let the main character go up.
"Katou Jonin?"
"Well, Tsunade-senpai drank too much yesterday." Mute thought of Tsunade, who was still sleeping on the bed in the inner room, and the truth was even more awkward. She knew that good news wouldn't go out, but bad news would spread far and wide. Although it was true that Tsunade-senpai didn't live up to expectations, but Watergate -sama didn't show any intention to help with the gag order in front of so many Anbu yesterday. It seems that maybe she really should persuade her master to restrain himself, otherwise the consequences may be serious.
"Ahem, you mean, as a legendary medical ninja, Tsunade-senpai drank too much? And again? This is alcoholism. "Yaoshi Dou showed exaggerated shock," Did I hear wrong? "
"No, you didn't. A medical ninja shouldn't drink and get drunk. That's a disregard for the patient, the injured, and their own professional ethics. " Mute couldn't lie, but she felt that even if it was just for the convenience of her future work, she should give the current head of Konoha Hospital an explanation to avoid misunderstanding, "Actually, Tsunade-senpai has a reason, she …"
"Oh." Kabuto interrupted the female medical ninja, "If there's a reason, then there's no problem. Let's talk about when the legendary master will come to Konoha Hospital to discuss the Chief of General Staff's condition with everyone. You've been away for too long, so you may not understand that most medical ninjas use a collective responsibility system. That is to say, even if it's Tsunade-senpai's treatment plan, please convince us first. "
"I'll tell them the truth." Mute once again tried to resolve Yaoshi Dou's misunderstanding of Tsunade, "In fact, Tsunade-senpai once said that one person's wisdom is short …"
"If you want to explain to me why a medical ninja has a drinking problem, you don't have to." Kabuto blinked and smiled like a spring breeze, "I'm a gentleman. A gentleman respects women and will never pry into their privacy."
So Mute stopped talking. She stood up and walked into the inner room, hoping to wake up the great medical ninja who was once regarded as a strong backer and future hope by many ninjas. However, when she saw her teacher sleeping peacefully, her heart softened. She carefully arranged the quilt for her teacher, and when she came out again, she didn't feel guilty anymore. "Yakushi Jonin, please go back today. I think my teacher is tired from the journey, and she has the right to rest more."
Yaoshi Dou pushed his glasses, looked at the suddenly tough female medical ninja, picked up the case folder, and turned out of the door. He was very busy. Except for Hiroyuki Yamanaka, the other ninjas went out for missions, duels, and group fights, and there were a few bumps and bruises every day. As for the old guys in Konoha's sanatorium, if they didn't feel pain here, then suddenly they didn't feel pain anywhere. He didn't care about the life and death of those guys, but his Naruto cared a lot.
"Take care, I won't see you out." Mute Kato looked at the medical director who was said to be only 20 years old and couldn't help but feel funny. However, Konoha Hospital was really only left with a young medical ninja as the legend said, which was really worrying.
So, after Shikaku Nara confirmed that Tsunade was in Konoha, he was a little relieved. Although he doubted whether Tsunade was really trustworthy, after all, double insurance was more trustworthy than a young former spy.
Ino-Shika-Cho Station
Nara House
It was just time for work in the afternoon.
"Why did you come back in the middle of the day?" Nara Yoshino looked at her husband who walked into the house, picked up the broom on the bed and hit him, "How many days have you not changed your clothes? Didn't I pack a change of clothes for you and send it to the office?"
"Ah, I didn't receive it." Shikaku lied with a serious face, "I'll find out who dared to take my clothes, and I'll punish him."
"Why are you so fierce? It's not easy for the children under your command. If you're really busy and forget to criticize them, then forget it." Yoshino frowned, finally put down the broom and began to take off her husband's clothes.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? It's daytime, it's not good to let Shikamaru see."
"Shikamaru has already gone to work." Yoshino pushed Shikaku, "Hurry up and give me a bath. If you don't clean up, don't think about coming in today."
"But I'm so sleepy." Shikaku passed by the bedroom and saw the bed, he didn't want to move.
But how could Yoshino allow that? "You, take a bath, don't talk nonsense."
"Yes." Shikaku saw that his wife was angry, so he quickly turned on the shower head and washed.
But immediately, his wife followed in, picked up a bath towel and patted Shikaku's back, "Have you had lunch?"
"Yes."
"What did you eat?"
"Cafeteria noodles."
"A pot?"
"Yes, a pot for pigs."
"Then I won't make another one for you."
"No, I haven't eaten your cooking for the past two weeks, so I'm hungry. I think I can still eat something."
"Are you really going to become a pig?"
"It's because you like to raise a pig." Shikaku finally didn't feel sleepy at all, he held his wife's hand, which was pinching the flesh on his back. Yoshino's hand was not as smooth as when they first got married, but it was still warm, "You like it."
"We're an old couple, don't be mushy."
"Our son isn't here, and I'm at home the whole afternoon and night." Shikaku's wet hand hugged Yoshino's waist.
"Take a good bath, you're making me wet."
"I love you." Shikaku gently bit Yoshino's ear.
"How much do you love me?"
"Yes. Just a little more than you love me. "
"Sly, let's do something practical."
"Please." Shikaku almost wanted to ask his wife for pocket money, but in the end, he suppressed it. "My salary card, bonus card, medical card, and all my cards are in your hands. How can I be practical?"
"That's true. Then sing a song." Yoshino seemed to be very satisfied with her husband's answer.
"Tell me, what should I sing?"
"Ahem, that one."
"It's not that one, right?"
"It's that one, the one you sang together when we got married."
"No way. It's been banned for so many years, but you still remember. "
"How can I forget?" Yoshino frowned. "Besides, it's the Third Generation who issued the ban, not the Fourth Generation."
"But the Fourth Generation didn't lift it either." Shikaku scratched his head. "Although it's a small matter, it's still against the rules."
"We're at home. Anyway, if you don't sing, it means that you don't love me. If you don't love me, you can sleep on the sofa at night. "
"Okay, I'll sing." Shikaku still wanted to sleep on the bed with his wife. He cleared his throat and picked up the shower head. "A married man is so lucky. He can be as lazy as a pig."
"Continue."
"Pig girl, don't be afraid. Your pig won't eat other people's melons. Melon, grass, grass, flower, flower, melon, grass, flower. Who asked the ninja to carry the lunch box? "Shikaku placed Yoshino's head on his shoulder." He went home with you. "
"You're so annoying." Yoshino elbowed him back gently.
"Melon, grass, grass, flower." Shikaku continued to sing. "Flower, grass, melon. From now on, unless he dies, good brother, you can only hit this one. "
Other than the ninja who carried the lunch box, there was no other brother.
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