"Hou … Hou Yi shoots the sun … It's actually Hou Yi shoots the sun … It's actually Hou Yi shoots the sun …" Yue Qianchou kept murmuring to himself, and he seemed to be in a trance.
He didn't read many books in his previous life, but he was very familiar with the story of Hou Yi shooting the sun, which was known to every household. Normally, he wouldn't even think of this kind of fairy tale, but now, he heard someone say that Hou Yi shot the sun in another world. What was the connection between these two stories? He already had an illusion, and he couldn't tell whether he was in his previous life or this life.
Nongzhu said without turning her head, "It's a great god named Yi who shoots the sun, but I don't know whether his name is Hou Yi or not. You won't tell me that you know Yi Shen who shoots the sun, will you? "
Yue Qianchou didn't hear what she said at all, and was still murmuring, "It's actually Hou Yi who shoots the sun …"
Nongzhu suddenly turned around, and was a little surprised to see him like this. Listening closely, she realized that he was repeating the same sentence over and over again. Nongzhu slightly narrowed her eyes, and no one knew what she was thinking. Her slender fingers tapped on the armrest of the rattan chair, and she didn't disturb him, but quietly waited for him to come back to his senses …
However, as he waited, the moon was high up in the sky, and the night sky was full of stars. Suddenly, a shrill quacking sound of an old turtle flew across the sky. Yue Qianchou trembled and came back to his senses. He subconsciously raised his head and glanced at the old turtle that flew across the bright moon. His eyes fell on the beautiful moon, and he couldn't move anymore. Suddenly, the two words "Chang 'e" came out of his mouth.
Then, he shouted again, and reached out his hand to grab Nongzhu, who was sitting on the rattan chair. He directly grabbed Nongzhu's clothes on her chest, lifted her up, and asked excitedly, "Does that great god Hou Yi have a wife named Chang 'e?"
Nongzhu was a little confused. She was caught by him just like that, and was tormented by him like crazy. She directly burst out a curse, "F * ck you!"
"What do you mean?" Yue Qianchou was stunned. Slowly, he began to recover.
Nongzhu immediately cursed, "Bastard, if you don't let me go, I'll teach you how to hold chopsticks with your feet. Then you'll know what I mean!"
"Uh …" Yue Qianchou came back to his senses and was shocked. He quickly let go and looked around, only to realize that it was already dark. Immediately, he said in surprise, "Why is it suddenly dark?"
"Bastard, you're thinking about someone else's wife. The moment you think about it, you think about the sky turning dark. You still have the nerve to ask me?" Nongzhu said angrily, "Damn it! How dare you touch me? I haven't suffered such a loss for a thousand years. If it weren't for that Ruyi Pill, I would have let you know why the sky is so dark today. "
Yue Qianchou's brain was still a little numb. He only heard the first part, but not the second part. With a puzzled look, he asked, "I want someone else's wife? No! I've never wanted to be someone else's wife. "
Nongzhu opened her mouth. Today was her bad luck. She didn't want to argue with him anymore. She said weakly, "You said that the wife of the Great God Yi is called Chang Huang. God knows what kind of crazy you are."
"Hou Yi's wife? Are you always hungry? " Yue Qianchou was stunned for a moment, then he shouted excitedly, "That's right, no, wrong. F * ck, why is it so hard to talk to you … Hou Yi's wife is called Chang 'e, Chang' e as in Chang 'e, Chang' e as in Chang 'e, Chang' e as in Chang 'e, Chang' e as in Chang 'e, Chang' e as in Chang 'e. Do you understand?"
He said it effortlessly, but Nongzhu had a hard time listening to him. Her eyes were a little numb, and she was almost confused by him again. Who cares what he says? I'll scold him first. "Bastard, what kind of nonsense are you spouting? Are you even speaking human language?"
Yue Qianchou didn't mind. He asked excitedly, "Who cares what he's saying? As long as you can understand him, it's fine. Have you heard of Chang 'e?"
I'll be damned if I can understand! Nongzhu was speechless again. She rubbed her face and answered seriously, "Who is Chang 'e?"
"Hou Yi's wife, of course!" Yue Qianchou's eyes sparkled.
Nongzhu rolled her eyes and shouted, "Hou Yi's wife has nothing to do with me."
"Didn't you say that God Yi's wife is called Chang Huang? Let me correct you. She should be called Chang 'e. Since you can say it, you must have heard of it. Tell me, quickly. "Yue Qianchou said eagerly. The feeling of living two lives was not good. Suddenly, he found the traces of two worlds crossing at a certain point. That feeling! He felt a little excited as if he had met an old friend in a foreign land.
"What the f * ck?" Nongzhu couldn't help but burst out again. She pointed at Yue Qianchou's chest and said, "There's something wrong with your brain! It was you who told me that God Yi's wife is called Chang Huang. How come it's me who said it? "
"Hey! Don't go back on your words! Both my ears clearly heard you say it. " Yue Qianchou rolled his eyes and immediately patted his chest and said, "As long as you tell me what you know about Chang Huang, I'll give you a Seven-Orifices Exquisite Pill. I won't go back on my word."
"Uh …" Nongzhu was stunned. She thought, "Is there something wrong with this guy's brain? Whatever, I'll get the pill first. If there's really a problem, I'll ask Bi Changchun to cure it." She rolled her eyes and nodded, "Yes! God Yi's wife is called Chang Huang. I said it. Give me the pill! "Then she stretched out her hand.
"What's the hurry?" Yue Qianchou was so happy that he asked without thinking, "Tell me how you know Chang Huang first."
"Bullshit! If I had the ability to know God Yi's wife, I wouldn't be standing here talking nonsense with you. " Nongzhu said with a serious look. She stared at Yue Qianchou and said, "There's something wrong with your brain, isn't there?"
"Hey! I'm being too hasty. " Yue Qianchou said very sincerely, "I mean, I want you to tell me what the legend is about God Yi and his wife, Chang Huang."
Nongzhu pinched her chin and thought, "A god who can shoot the sun, what kind of legend could he have with his wife?"
Fearing that he couldn't remember, Yue Qianchou pointed to the bright moon and reminded, "The legend of Chang Huang and the moon, there is a palace on the moon, what's its name again?"
Nongzhu wanted to make up a legend to fool him with a pill first. Being reminded by him, she was suddenly confused. After a pause, she said hesitantly, "The Moon Palace?"
"Wrong, wrong." Yue Qianchou waved his hand and reminded again, "There are three words in total. The first word is' Guang ', with the word' Guang '. Think again."
With the word 'Guang'? Nongzhu, who was in the middle stage of Huashen Realm, was now full of question marks. She looked at the moon with a dumbfounded expression, and then tried to answer in a weak voice, "Guang Yue Palace? Guang Ming Palace? Guang Yue Palace? Guang Yuan Palace … "
Hearing a lot of palaces, Yue Qianchou shook his head and denied them one by one. Nongzhu was tormented until her mouth was dry. Finally, she couldn't help shouting, "You know what palace it is, why did you ask me? What palace is it? "
"Guang Han Palace!" After Yue Qianchou announced the correct answer, he asked again, "Chang Huang raised a small animal and planted a tree outside the Guang Han Palace. What kind of animal did she raise? What kind of tree did she plant? "
Nongzhu opened her mouth, and then her face twitched. She pointed at him with her trembling body and said harshly, "You brat, how dare you fool me? Go to hell!" Nongzhu suddenly came to a realization. Her intuition told her that this brat was usually so cunning, how could he ask such a stupid question? It was obvious that he was teasing her with the elixir, but she was like a dog seeing a bone, so she moved forward eagerly.
"Bang!" He kicked out. "Ah!" Yue Qianchou let out a scream, and he flew to the flowers five or six meters away.
"Shit! This flower has thorns! " Yue Qianchou's scream immediately came from the flowers, "Nongzhu, are you crazy? Is there something wrong with your brain?"
"Is there something wrong with my brain?" Nongzhu pointed at her nose, and then pointed at the person who climbed up from the flowers, and said, "If I continue to talk to you, no problem will become a problem. Bastard! How dare you fool me? You don't want to live, do you? "
"Damn you, there are so many thorns, my ass!" A figure jumped out from the flowers. Under the moonlight, Yue Qianchou tiptoed as he scolded, "Nongzhu, just you wait. One day, I'll throw you into a pile of thorns and enjoy you to your heart's content."
"Stubborn! I will let you enjoy it now. " Nongzhu snorted coldly and teleported to his back. She kicked him in the buttocks as fast as a sudden clap of thunder.
"Ah!" Yue Qianchou screamed again, and he was kicked into the air. He crashed through the door and rolled into the room. Inside, there was a sound of tables and chairs being overturned.
Inside the room, Zhang Peng and Furong, who had long been in tears, hurried over to help him up. Yue Qianchou bared his teeth and pointed at Nongzhu. Originally, he wanted to curse out loud, but when he thought that a wise man knew better than to fight when the odds were against him, he forced the words out of his mouth, "You're ruthless. We'll see. Zhang Peng, close the door! "
As soon as the door was closed, Yue Qianchou ran to the bedroom and took off all his clothes. He ran to the bright part of the room naked and stood in a straight line. He said, "Furong, come and help me remove the thorns … The old man is so cruel. He sealed my Dantian and deliberately made me suffer!"
When Nongzhu kicked him, she had already sealed his Dantian with her hidden strength. Otherwise, with his cultivation of the Original Infant Stage, the thorns could not hurt him.
It took him a while to remove all the thorns. This injury was not a problem. He was not so weak. The key was that Nongzhu had secretly sealed his Dantian. Furong and Zhang Peng could not remove it at all. For a cultivator, his Dantian would be in danger at any time if his Dantian was sealed. It seemed that he had to ask Nongzhu to be merciful.
"Zhang Peng! Go and have a rest! I am fine. "After sending Zhang Peng away, he comforted Furong and told her not to worry. Yue Qianchou walked to the swing outside slowly. He looked at Nongzhu, who was lying on the rattan chair and staring at him with a sneer. He coughed awkwardly and shook the rope. He looked up and sighed, "The moon is nice today!"
"Humph! It is nice. Do you want me to send you to the Moon Palace to see Chang Huang? "Nongzhu sneered.
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