The Little Bastard's head drooped weakly as it stared at the Final Magic Sword and said gloomily, "You guys, you guys are shameless. Two against one, you're bullying me!"
"If you have the guts, why don't you look for your brothers too? We're bullying you with numbers, so what? What, you're not convinced? Then hold it in! "The Final Magic Sword said proudly.
Looking at the Final Magic Sword's shameless look, the Little Bastard was so angry that it gritted its teeth and jumped up and down. However, it could not do anything and was completely speechless.
"I think that this Little Bastard has the bloodline of the Mysterious Spirit Turtle, Silver Blood Devil Turtle, and Undying Dragon Turtle. So, why don't we stew it?" Xiao Fan looked at the Little Bastard from head to toe and pondered. "No matter what, turtle soup is still very nutritious? Although this Little Bastard is a little small and its meat is not enough to fill the gaps between my teeth, it has the advantage of having a strong bloodline. After stewing it, the soup will definitely be filled with essence. One mouthful will be enough to make one's nose bleed! "
"Good idea!" Before the Magic Sword could say anything, Mo Xiao came over and looked at the Little Bastard in the Final Magic Sword's hand. Her eyes lit up as she said, "Leave it to me. Although I don't know how to cook, I know how to make soup. I guarantee that this Little Bastard's skin will be soft and tender. It will be fragrant on the outside and crispy on the inside. Even its bones will be chewed and eaten!"
"Okay, okay!" Mu Han also joined in and shouted happily, "My grandfather once stewed turtle soup for me. It was delicious. I'll start the fire!"
"I'll prepare pepper, green salt, star anise and other condiments. Oh right, do you want wine? I heard that it's very comfortable to drink some wine together with turtle soup! "Fairy Moonlight said.
"You, you guys …!" Hearing these words, the Little Bastard's bean-sized eyes finally revealed a trace of fear. Then, it stared at Xiao Fan and the others as its body began to tremble uncontrollably.
What, what kind of people are these!?
She stewed him without saying a word and then ate him like he was a dish. She didn't even leave any bones behind. Wuwu, the outside world is so scary. Mom, I want to go home!
"Brat, I'm asking you a question now. Answer me honestly, do you understand?" Xiao Fan took the little tortoise from the Final Devil Blade, then pinched its short legs and said with a sidelong glance.
"Wait a minute, let me see if it's a male or a female!" Magic Sword said as he reached out his hand to touch the Little Bastard's lower body.
"Stop looking, stop looking, I'm male, I'm male, I'm male!" Little Bastard immediately locked its two tiny tortoise legs, then looked at the Final Magic Sword in horror and said with a trembling voice.
"I don't believe you. We'll only know after we see it. Come, come, come, open your legs, good boy!" Magic Sword said with a strange smile as he touched the Little Bastard's two tiny legs.
The little tortoise's face was pale. Its two tiny tortoise legs were tightly clamped together, unwilling to separate no matter what. In the end, even after spending a lot of effort, the demonic saber still couldn't pry them apart.
"You're clamping your legs so tightly, you must be a female!" Magic Sword finally gave up and said with certainty.
"I'm a male!" Little Bastard replied softly.
"Bullshit, I said you're a female, so you're a female. Do you understand?" Magic Sword looked askance at the Little Bastard and said with a sinister tone.
"Yes, yes, yes. You're the grandpa, and I'm the grandson. I'll be whatever you say in the future. Now that you say I'm a female, I'm a female!" At this moment, the little tortoise finally submitted completely. Then, it said to the Final Devil Blade with a flattering expression.
"That's more like it!" Magic Sword looked at the Little Bastard with a face full of praise.
Little Bastard laughed dryly.
"First question, how did you know about this place? Did you secretly drink my Snow Jade Ginseng Liquid? "Xiao Fan asked with a dark face.
"I also accidentally barged into this place, and then I accidentally found the Snow Jade Ginseng Liquid. After that, I would come back every once in a while to take a look, and then I would drink it!" The little bastard said with a hollow laugh.
"Really?" Xiao Fan's eyes were clear as he stared at the Little Bastard and said.
"Absolutely. If I'm lying, then I'm a tortoise!" Little Bastard's little bastard fist had almost recovered by itself. He raised his little bastard fist and said solemnly.
"You're a tortoise. What do you mean you're a tortoise for swearing?" Magic Sword said disapprovingly.
"Grandpa, you're wrong about that!" Little Bastard immediately shook his head and said, "I only look like a tortoise, but I'm actually not related to a tortoise at all. I'm a proper tortoise!"
"Furthermore, how can a lowly tortoise like you be worthy of my noble bloodline? Even a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise isn't worthy of carrying my shoes! "
"Aiyo, you're really arrogant!" Mo Xiao interrupted and said with a look of disdain, "Although your tortoise clan is stronger than the tortoise clan, the tortoise clan isn't to be trifled with either. If a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise really comes out, it'll definitely beat you up until you cry for your parents. You're not even worthy of being carried by them. Be careful not to blow up your own trumpet!"
"I don't have any proof for this. If you have the chance in the future, you can try to get a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise to stand in front of me if you don't believe me. See how it reacts? "Little Bastard said arrogantly.
Mo Xiao still wanted to say something, but she was interrupted by Xiao Fan.
"Second question, you have quite a lot of top-notch tortoise bloodlines in your body. Little Bastard, where did you come from?" Xiao Fan looked at the Little Bastard and said while pondering.
"I'm not sure about that either. Anyway, I haven't seen my parents since I came out. I've been living a carefree life, wandering around everywhere!" Little Bastard said as he shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands.
"Then where were you born?" Magic Sword finally interrupted and asked.
"I don't know!" Little Bastard still shook his head and said, "I don't have any memories of my childhood. Anyway, I just crawled out of a shell, and then I relied on my instincts to find things to eat. Then, I could eat almost anything, so I survived!"
"And as I grew up, the bloodline memories of our tortoise clan began to awaken in my mind. Then, I followed those awakened memories and traveled everywhere, looking for treasures of heaven and earth to improve myself!"
"F * ck, you still don't know anything when I ask you this and that. After talking for so long, it's almost all useless nonsense!" Magic Sword finally said angrily, "Little Bastard, I think you really want to be stewed into a pot of soup, don't you?"
"Master, I really don't know. If I knew, I would definitely tell you. Besides, what's the use of me hiding this information?" Little Bastard suddenly said with a sad face.
Xiao Fan's gaze swept over the Little Bastard for a long time before he finally said with certainty, "Alright, don't force it. It really doesn't know!"
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