"Ignore them, let's go!"
After giving a deep look at Xiao Fan's group, these Ten Thousand Laws Sect's true disciples looked indifferent. However, they didn't say anything more to Xiao Fan's group. After giving a simple reply, they turned around and left.
"Ungrateful!" Kong Zhi Qiu was the last to leave. He turned around and sneered in a low voice. However, he didn't look at Xiao Fan's group. It was as if even looking at Xiao Fan's group would dirty his eyes.
"Yes!"
Little Bastard, Lin Shan, Snow Red, and the others looked at each other. Then, they tacitly pointed their fingers forward and said in a soft voice.
Suddenly!
Kong Zhi Qiu, who was walking at the back, felt an itch on his waist. He immediately woke up and wanted to turn around. However, before he could do so, the situation changed.
"Puff!" "Puff!" "Puff!"
A series of firecracker-like farting noises immediately rang out from Kong Zhi Qiu's buttocks uncontrollably. The noises were so loud that it was like thunder on a clear day. The stench of the fumes caused many people nearby to vomit non-stop. All sorts of yellow and white substances were instantly scattered all over the place, adding to the stench in the air.
Xiao Fan was helpless against Little Bastard, Lin Shan, and the others' pranks. He just raised his hand and an invisible barrier protected them, isolating them from the stench.
This was a small technique that Xiao Fan taught Lin Shan when he was bored. It was used to seal the absolute bloodline of the opponent from a distance. It could temporarily delay or even freeze the opponent's body for a few breaths. It was very practical in battle.
Little Bastard, Snow Red, and the others were quite interested in this little technique and learned it. However, who knew that they would use this little technique to do something like this today?
At this moment, the surrounding crowd was in an uproar. Countless people hurriedly retreated. It was not an exaggeration to say that they were rolling and crawling. With Kong Zhi Qiu as the center, there was not a single person within a one kilometer radius. It had become a vacuum zone.
"It's too smelly. I can't stand it!"
"It stinks to death. F * ck, this isn't a fart. It's a new killing weapon, right?"
"This old man has never seen such a smelly fart in my life. I have to say that this fart is really … ugh!"
....
Countless people shouted loudly. Their voices were like a cauldron, spreading in all directions.
"Zhiqiu, what happened to you?" The other Ten Thousand Dharma Sect's True Disciples also immediately covered their noses, especially the two female Dharma Sect's True Disciples. They looked at Kong Zhi Qiu with disgust and immediately avoided him. They were unwilling to get close to Kong Zhi Qiu.
"I, I, I …!" Kong Zhi Qiu, who was still in the same place, had an uncomfortable look on his face. He wanted to say something, but as he kept farting, he felt like his stomach was overturning. He almost couldn't hold it in and was about to pour out. Therefore, he couldn't say anything at all.
"Don't stay here. Hurry up and leave!" Looking at Kong Zhi Qiu's expression, a Ten Thousand Dharma Sect's True Disciple knew what was going to happen next. He couldn't be bothered to vent his anger on Kong Zhi Qiu and immediately shouted with a panicked look on his face.
If Kong Zhi Qiu really pooped here, it would be a great loss to his image. Unless he could kill everyone in the White Jade Square and the Divine Strategies Palace to ensure that this matter wouldn't leak out, this matter would definitely spread across the entire Eastern Region in the shortest time possible.
As the Ten Thousand Dharma Sect, a giant sect in the Eastern Region, it would inevitably become the biggest joke in everyone's leisure time. Countless people in the Eastern Region would probably laugh until they couldn't catch their breath when talking about this matter.
The Ten Thousand Dharma Sect's True Disciples wouldn't be able to walk outside in the future because no matter where they went, they would be laughed at behind their backs. No one in the Ten Thousand Dharma Sect would be able to raise their heads in the future.
Therefore, this matter couldn't be allowed to happen!
"I, I'll be right back!" Kong Zhi Qiu's forehead was covered in sweat. He also knew what the consequences would be if he really pooped here. His mouth trembled as he spoke. He couldn't care about anything else as his figure madly rushed towards the distance. He exerted all his strength and disappeared into the distance almost instantly.
"Damn, what a pity!" Looking at Kong Zhi Qiu's disappearing figure, the Little Bastard suddenly said in disappointment, "I wanted to add another finger and let him do a heavenly maiden scattering flower petals in front of countless people to amaze everyone. In the end, this brat ran so fast that I couldn't add another finger. What a pity!"
"Don't!" Lime, Snow Red, and the other girls immediately shouted in unison to stop the Little Bastard. With a look of disgust, they said, "That's really too disgusting. Can't you let us have lunch later?"
"Forget it!" The Little Bastard said with a shrug.
In fact, the Little Bastard was only joking. Otherwise, Kong Zhi Qiu wouldn't have been able to escape. After all, it was indeed too disgusting. Although it would make the Dharma Sect lose face and become a laughing stock, it would also be too disgusting for him to bear. It was better to forget it.
The Little Bastard loved to play with feces and urine, but it had no interest in playing with other people's feces and urine. His own feces and other people's feces and urine were two completely different things!
With Kong Zhi Qiu's departure, the stench in the entire White Jade Square finally dissipated. However, looking at the remaining Dharma Sect's true disciples, everyone's expression was incomparably strange. Their gazes were strange, and all kinds of whispers and discussions could be heard.
"This is a true disciple of the Dharma Sect? He farted on the spot and almost pooped his crotch? "
"As expected of a true disciple of the Dharma Sect. Even his fart is so shockingly smelly. It's extraordinary. I admire him, I really admire him!"
"I want to laugh. I really want to laugh. I can't hold it in any longer!"
"I can't hold it in any longer either!"
"So uncomfortable, so painful!"
....
"Huff!" "Huff!" "Huff!"
The discussions of the surrounding crowd naturally fell into the ears of the remaining Dharma Sect's true disciples, but they couldn't say anything. They could only stand there with their faces flushed red. Their chests were heaving up and down violently, and their breathing was incomparably heavy.
The law can't punish the majority!
Even though the Dharma Sect was high and mighty, there were too many people around. No matter how strong the Dharma Sect was, they didn't have the ability to kill everyone in the world. Therefore, at this moment, the few Dharma Sect's true disciples could only endure the laughter of the crowd.
However, their gazes involuntarily fell on Xiao Fan's group.
Although they didn't see Xiao Fan's group take action, their intuition told them that this matter was definitely related to Xiao Fan's group.
"You …!" The few Dharma Sect's true disciples' faces changed. They took a step forward and shouted something at Xiao Fan's group. However, at this moment, a sudden change occurred behind them.
The main door of the Divine Strategy Mansion slowly opened!
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