"Heh!"
When the Little Bastard saw Lei Huang and Fundōkō teaming up to attack it, not only did it not show any signs of fear, it even sneered. Following that, it actually straightened its lower body, revealing a short and indecent thing. Under the dumbfounded gazes of countless people, it actually started to spray water at Lei Huang and Fundōkō through the air!
Furthermore, even though that thing was small, the amount of water it spat out was really large. Looking from afar, a thick yellow liquid that was about a hundred feet long and as thick as a normal person's arm appeared in the sky. It was like a yellow arch bridge hanging in the sky. It was truly a wondrous sight.
"Bastard!"
Facing the Little Bastard that was spraying water through the air, Lei Huang and Fundōkō's expressions became incomparably ugly. They immediately retracted their palms and retreated far away, standing in the distance as they shouted angrily.
If they were really stained by the Little Bastard's urine, not to mention how disgusting it would be, even if they killed the Little Bastard today, Lei Huang and Fundōkō would only be the biggest joke in the Dark Place for the next hundred years.
When the world mentioned Lei Huang and Fundōkō, countless people would probably laugh and say that they had been drenched by the bastard's urine!
Therefore, Lei Huang and Fundōkō did not care about killing the Little Bastard at all at this time, and could only avoid it.
"F * ck!"
Looking at the Little Bastard that was spraying water through the air in front of countless people and using urine to force Lei Huang and Fundōkō to retreat, countless people were speechless, and many of them could not help but curse!
They had seen shameless people, but they had never seen such a shameless person. They had seen shameless people, but they had never seen such a shameless person.
The little bastard's actions had once again refreshed countless people's understanding of the word 'shameless' and 'shameless'. It made them deeply understand that in this world, there was no such thing as the most shameless, only more shameless!
"Don't run, little brat! Eat this! My Invincible Universe Staff!" Seeing Lei Huang and Fundōkō retreating, the Little Bastard became even more arrogant. He spat out even more water, causing the thick yellow liquid to splatter all over the sky as he quickly chased after Lei Huang and Fundōkō while shouting.
"You …!"
Lei Huang and Fundōkō were thoroughly enraged. The two of them were so angry that their bodies were trembling. Their faces were incomparably ashen. For a moment, they couldn't even utter a single word of reprimand. They could only flee even faster, not daring to let the Little Bastard's urine touch them.
"Our role model, truly our role model. In the future, I will fight my enemies like this. Let's see who dares to fight me?" Seeing the Little Bastard forcing Lei Huang and Fundōkō to flee in the sky with his urine, those who had a bottom line similar to the Little Bastard immediately howled. Their voices were filled with excitement.
Hearing this, countless people's faces darkened and their teeth itched. They couldn't wait to rush into the Purple Sun Sky Sea and join forces with Lei Huang and Fundōkō to beat the Little Bastard up.
Because of what happened today, there might really be people who would do such a shameless thing in battle in the future.
The Little Bastard had thoroughly started it today.
In the future, if the Dark Domain really became a situation where shameless things ran rampant, then the Little Bastard would be the main culprit. Every time someone was harmed by this kind of fighting method, the first person to be cursed was the Little Bastard.
"You two brats, don't run!" The Little Bastard was still chasing after Lei Huang and Fundōkō. As it chased, it shouted, "Come, come, come, have a good competition with Grandpa. Let's see who can pee further!"
"Boss, you've been a little heaty recently. Your urine is too yellow!" Seeing the arrival of Xiao Fan and the others, Shi Jiuxiao and the other two revealed smiles on their faces. Then, Shi Jiuxiao forcefully mustered his strength and shouted at the Little Bastard.
"Be careful, your kidneys are weak!" You Xiao and Chi Yan also struggled to move their lips as they laughed out loud, deliberately mocking Lei Huang and Fundōkō in front of everyone.
"Don't worry, your boss is in good health!" The Little Bastard said complacently, "In one night, even a hundred girls won't be a problem. I'm famous for doing it a hundred times a night!"
Hearing the Little Bastard's words, countless women outside the Purple Sun Sky Sea spat at the Little Bastard. Many of them blushed and cursed the Little Bastard for being a hooligan in their hearts.
However!
At this moment, before the Little Bastard could finish speaking, a sudden change occurred!
"Boom!" "Boom!"
A golden bell the size of a small mountain and a bronze cauldron that looked like a giant hand appeared out of thin air above the Little Bastard's head, enveloping the Little Bastard and the Little Bastard's water.
Lei Huang and Fundōkō finally counterattacked and suppressed the Little Bastard.
"Take my Tortoise Fist!" However, in the face of Lei Huang and Fundōkō's suppression, the Little Bastard did not show the slightest bit of fear. Instead, it faced them head-on and shouted. Then, it raised a pair of tortoise fists and smashed towards Lei Huang's golden bell and Fundōkō's bronze cauldron with an astonishing momentum and surging aura.
All of a sudden!
Under the Little Bastard's tortoise fists, Lei Huang's golden bell and Fundōkō's bronze cauldron both emitted extremely dull sounds. The bell and cauldron trembled continuously, and fine cracks began to appear on their surfaces. It was as if the Little Bastard was going to break them directly.
Seeing this scene, the tens of thousands of sky-prides from the various large clans and many people outside the Violet Sky Sea were stunned. Their eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
This was because the golden bell and bronze cauldron were Lei Huang and Fundōkō's most commonly used treasures. They were definitely not ordinary items. Lei Huang and Fundōkō had always used the golden bell and bronze cauldron when they fought against others.
Therefore, many people were very clear about the power of the golden bell and bronze cauldron. They were definitely not easy to deal with.
All along, very few people had been able to escape the suppression of Lei Huang's golden bell and Fundōkō's bronze cauldron, not to mention cracking them and destroying them.
But now, the little bastard had beaten it to the point where cracks appeared frequently and it was almost destroyed. How could this not cause people to be shocked? The little bastard that caused people to gnash their teeth in hatred actually possessed such frightening strength?
"I'm most worried about meeting this kind of trash!" Someone said helplessly, "It's shameless and has no bottom line. In the end, it's so powerful that you can't do anything to it!"
"Why didn't the heavens strike it to death? Why did they leave such a scourge in the world to harm everyone?"
Many people deeply agreed with this complaint!
"Suppress!"
"Suppress!"
Seeing that the Little Bastard had cracked their golden bell and bronze cauldron, Lei Huang and Fundōkō's expressions changed at the same time. However, their eyes turned cold as they shouted in a low voice.
Following that, another two suppression-type treasures flew out from their hands and slammed down on the little tortoise's head with the force of Mount Tai.
In response, the Little Bastard finally stopped attacking. Instead, it turned around and ran in the direction of Xiao Fan.
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