"Xiao Fan, are you serious?" Hearing Xiao Fan's words, Cheng Long couldn't help but stand up. His breathing was heavy and there was a hint of passion in his expression. "Can I really become a cultivator?"
"Of course!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded noncommittally …
"How do I become a cultivator?" Cheng Long stared intently at Xiao Fan, his face filled with anticipation.
"You don't have to worry about that. I've already made arrangements. Tomorrow, after you take the Foundation Establishment Pill and remove the impurities in your body, I'll teach you the method. Then, you can officially start cultivating!"
"Me!"
Cheng Long clenched his fists in excitement. He couldn't help but want to shout, but he was afraid that he would disturb He Xue and his son in the room next door. He could only lower his voice, but he was grinning from ear to ear.
Actually, it was no wonder that Cheng Long was so excited!
When they were in university, Zhang Feiyang and the third brother, Wu Ran, had expressed that they could not continue reading Xuanhuan Xianxia novels. They could not accept the world view in those novels. Xiao Fan and Cheng Long, on the other hand, were loyal fans of Xuanhuan Xianxia novels. Every day after they finished playing games, their favorite hobby was to lie on the bed in the most comfortable position. They would then take out their phones to charge while reading novels!
Cheng Long was very obsessed with the storyline, abilities, and so on.
However, he also understood very well that novels were novels. The things in them were ultimately fictitious. After reading them, he could only fantasize about them in his heart.
And now, he could actually become such a person? How could this not make Cheng Long extremely excited?
As for doubts?
Maybe there was a little, but Xiao Fan's many doubts were enough to explain many problems. His words should be 90% trustworthy!
"However, I have to say this first. After becoming a cultivator, you will also suffer a lot of hardships. Once you step into this circle, it means that you may have to fight with other cultivators at any time. You may even die if you are not careful. Are you sure you want to live such a life?" Xiao Fan's expression suddenly turned serious. He asked with a serious expression.
"What's there to be afraid of? If I can't beat them, I'll just run. Besides, don't I have you, brother? You know how to warm the bed, please cozy up to me! "Cheng Long looked at Xiao Fan with a wretched expression.
"Retch!" Zhang Feiyang vomited and couldn't stand it anymore.
Xiao Fan was speechless. He suddenly had the urge to take back everything he had just said.
"By the way, do you think I'll be able to telekinesis after becoming a cultivator?" Cheng Long asked excitedly.
"Sure!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded.
"Then can I fly?" Cheng Long became even more excited.
"Sure!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded.
"Then I can control fire and water. Creating flames and cold water out of thin air? "Cheng Long's excitement grew.
"Sure!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded.
"Can I turn invisible?"
"Can I see through things?"
"Can I change my appearance at will?"
"Will I have a divine weapon?"
Cheng Long was excited. He kept asking questions like a machine gun. At first, Xiao Fan nodded and answered with a smile.
But slowly, he clenched his fists and his face darkened.
Because these questions were really idiotic!
He really didn't want to answer anymore!
Suddenly, he glanced behind Cheng Long and smirked. He said, "Not only that, when your strength increases, you can also have a big harem. You can have a big harem and take in all the fairies, saintesses, and goddesses. Then, you can sleep with them and have fun every night. I guarantee that you'll forget about home! "
"Really?" Cheng Long's expression immediately became extremely excited.
"Really, and those fairies are absolutely beautiful. They're a hundred times prettier than those celebrities on TV. Their skin is white. Big breasts, thin waists, big buttocks, and beautiful faces. Their voices are delicate. There are queens, lolis, mature women, sexy ones, and innocent ones. Flirtatious ones, there are all kinds of them! "
"Furthermore, they are all yours to pluck. You can do whatever you want. No matter where you want them, no matter what pose you want them to pose!" Xiao Fan said while holding back his laughter. Zhang Feiyang, who was beside him, was also laughing non-stop.
"Damn!" Cheng Long slapped his thigh and couldn't help but howl, "Then I must have a harem. I must have a big harem. Then, I will have sex on the bed, kitchen, toilet, balcony, everywhere. Wahahaha!"
"You just said that you want to have a harem?"
He Xue, who was behind Cheng Long, was already livid. She clenched her fists and her beautiful eyes were burning with anger. She stared at Cheng Long who had his back facing her.
"Huh?"
Cheng Long heard the voice behind him and stopped abruptly. His whole body froze!
"Go to hell, Cheng Long!" He Xue completely exploded. She was filled with anger and immediately reached out to pinch Cheng Long's ear.
"Ahhhh, it hurts, it hurts. Wife, it hurts!" Cheng Long screamed after his ear was pinched. He kept begging, "Wife, wife, let go, let go, my ear is going to fall off, it's really going to fall off!"
"Didn't you want to have a harem? Didn't you want to take in fairies, saintesses, goddesses? Didn't you want to do it on the bed, the kitchen, the toilet, the balcony? I'll let you do it, I'll let you keep, I'll let you do it! "He Xue was furious. She used even more strength in her hand and twisted Cheng Long's ear 360 degrees.
Cheng Long was in so much pain that tears came out.
Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang were secretly laughing at the side!
He Xue was their classmate. Most of the time, the five of them would gather for dinner. Therefore, Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang knew He Xue's temper very well.
The two of them were like that. However, beating and scolding were signs of love. The more vicious the beating and scolding, the deeper the love. After a few times, Xiao Fan and the other two had already gotten used to it.
He Xue raised her head and immediately saw Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang sitting down. She immediately felt embarrassed.
Because she beat up her own husband without restraint in front of others. She even beat him until he cried out and even made him cry. It was indeed a little embarrassing.
"Get your ass in here!"
He Xue's face turned red. However, she still didn't let go. She dragged Cheng Long into the house. She was going to close the door and teach Cheng Long a lesson.
"Wife, I was wrong. I was really wrong. I was really wrong. Please spare me, spare me!"
"It hurts, it hurts, it really hurts. Ahhhh, my ear is going to fall off!"
Cheng Long was dragged back into the house by He Xue with a long face. Before he left, he glared angrily at Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang. Then, he fiercely raised his middle finger at them, full of hatred!
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