Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Bai Mo looked at Ye Ci, who had lowered her head to continue eating. He couldn't help but find it funny. She didn't think that her family members were all extremely closed-minded cavemen, did she? Did she really deceive herself to think that no one knew about such a big thing yesterday? Looking at her relieved expression, he really couldn't help but want to burst her fantasy.
Zuo Xiaolan looked at Ye Nantian, who was about to say something, and couldn't help curling her lips. This guy was getting more and more cowardly. If it were twenty years ago, he would have asked such a question without a second thought. Now, he couldn't even bring himself to say it? As she thought about it, she looked at Bai Mo, who was sitting there calmly eating his wonton stew. His expression was incomparably calm. Who knew what he was thinking? She then looked at Tan Polang. His head was lowered even lower than Ye Ci's as he ate his wonton stew in big bites. It was as if he was the one who posted the incident on the forum and not Ye Ci.
Zuo Xiaolan glanced at the people at the table and laughed in her heart. Although these guys looked as if nothing had happened, their hearts were about to explode. As long as Ye Nantian didn't say anything, Bai Mo, that sly little fox, would definitely not take the initiative to say something to provoke Ye Ci. As for Tan Polang, he didn't even look up. It was impossible to expect him to speak up first. As for Ye Nan-Tian, he had worked so hard to gather up his courage. However, it would be difficult for him to speak again after what happened just now. As for Ye Ci... She knew her own daughter best. She looked calm, but her heart was probably boiling and burning. She couldn't sit still.
After looking at it for a while, she still had to hope that she would speak up.
However, she needed to find the right time to say it.
"Combat ability? Which aspect? Strength, Intelligence, Spirit, or Agility? " On the other hand, Bai Mo pretended to be very interested in Ye Nantian's recipes and was very eager to talk to him.
"It's Strength, but it doesn't seem to add much. It only adds 30 points." Ye Nantian's attention seemed to have been completely diverted by this question. Then, he began to boast about his recipes.
"Although 30 points isn't a lot, it's still okay. You can add another half an hour, and it won't be offset by the BUFF from the potions. That's pretty good," Bai Mo answered Ye Nantian's question seriously. For a moment, it seemed that the two of them really turned their attention to the menu, but only they knew what they were thinking.
Tan Polang also felt that it wasn't good to just bury his head and eat, so he started to discuss with the two of them. "Godfather, what other good recipes do you have?"
"I bought a few at the auction house recently, and I've also tried a few new dishes. However, there aren't many recipes that increase combat ability, but there are some that increase combat ability. For example, I made a Husband and Wife Lung Slice the day before yesterday, and it actually increased intimacy. "Ye Nantian chuckled." By the way, what's the use of intimacy? "
"Well, it's to increase the favorability between a man and a woman who don't know each other. You can do some intimate things with them …" Tan Polang answered casually. However, after he answered, he realized that his mouth was moving too fast. He wanted to bite off his own tongue.
"What kind of intimate things?" Zuo Xiaolan asked without waiting for Tan Polang to finish his sentence. She blinked as she spoke, showing that she didn't understand. However, the smugness in her eyes betrayed her inner thoughts. "What kind of things do you mean intimate things?"
Bai Mo looked at Zuo Xiaolan's innocent and pure expression, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. 'Aunt, you can pretend to be even more innocent. You can pretend to be even more pure. Why don't you just pretend to be fifteen years old? Your daughter is already old enough to get married. Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning if you continue to pretend like this? '
"I'm still underage, so I don't know." Tan Polang immediately cleared his name. However, after meeting Zuo Xiaolan's murderous gaze, he said with a red face, "But, I think, for example, a kiss, a hug, something like that …"
Tan Polang couldn't continue. He stuffed the wonton stew into his mouth again. It was better to stuff himself with something. The more he said, the more mistakes he would make.
Zuo Xiaolan glanced at Ye Ci. Her head couldn't be any lower. Then, she turned to Bai Mo and asked, "Bai Mo, is it just a kiss and a hug?"
Bai Mo didn't expect his aunt to suddenly turn against him. He was instantly embarrassed. He quickly asked his ally, Ye Nantian, for help. However, Ye Nantian turned around to drink water. Bai Mo stood there awkwardly.
Zuo Xiaolan narrowed her eyes and said, "Bai Mo, at your age, it's too fake if you tell me that you don't know anything."
Bai Mo's face was about to cramp up. He looked into Zuo Xiaolan's eyes and wanted to roar. 'Aunt, you were the one who pretended to be innocent in the beginning! You were the one who pretended to be innocent! Don't push everything onto me! ' However, Bai Mo didn't have the guts to say something like that in this situation. He could only swallow a mouthful of saliva guiltily. Then, he looked around and stammered for a while before saying, "Of course, what else?"
"What else?"
"Kissing other places, hugging other places …" Bai Mo couldn't continue. He felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. Although at his age, he knew everything. However, knowing and speaking frankly in front of his family were two completely different directions.
"For example? Kissing what places? Hugging what places? " Zuo Xiaolan obviously didn't plan to let Bai Mo off the hook. She shamelessly used the excuse of 'I'm new and I'm not afraid of anyone' and swore that she would get to the bottom of these questions. She went after Bai Mo relentlessly, making Bai Mo feel very embarrassed.
Bai Mo's face was a little red. This was too awkward …
Zuo Xiaolan, on the other hand, was observing Ye Ci from the corner of her eyes. Ye Ci's hands were trembling, and her ears were flushed red. If not for the fact that she had her head lowered, Zuo Xiaolan would have been able to see that her face was as red as a monkey's butt. Zuo Xiaolan was quite satisfied with this reaction.
Bai Mo felt like his liver was trembling. He looked at Ye Nantian guiltily and saw that Ye Nantian's expression wasn't any better. Although he was very open-minded about these things, he still felt very embarrassed to ask such a pointed question in front of the three children under such circumstances.
"Hmm?" Zuo Xiaolan was very dissatisfied with Bai Mo's lack of response. She snorted and warned Bai Mo to cooperate, making Bai Mo's liver tremble even more.
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said in a voice that was almost as small as a mosquito's, "For example, kissing, hugging …" He couldn't go on. He simply learned from Tan Polang and lowered his head to eat the wonton stew. As he ate, he said against his conscience, "Ah ah, today's weather is a little cold. It's so warm to eat such a big bowl of wonton stew. It's so warm."
Too hypocritical, simply too hypocritical!
Everyone despised Bai Mo's behavior. However, Bai Mo decided that he shouldn't act like a gentleman at this moment. He would continue to be a hypocrite.
Zuo Xiaolan no longer made things difficult for Bai Mo after she got the answer she wanted. She then turned to Ye Ci who was sitting beside her and smiled, "Little Ci, have you been kissed before?"
Pfft …
Ye Ci, who had been trying her best to turn herself into nothingness, felt a chill run down her spine when she heard her mother mention her name. Before she could swallow the wonton stew in her mouth, her mother had already blurted out a shocking question. All kinds of entanglements and helplessness in her heart immediately pushed out the wonton stew in her mouth!
Tan Polang, who was sitting opposite Ye Ci, was stunned when Ye Ci sprayed the wonton stew all over his face. If not for Ye Nantian who quickly wiped his face with a towel, Tan Polang would still be in a daze.
Not only did Ye Ci spit out the wonton stew in her mouth, but she was also choked by her mother's question. She was unable to speak for a long time.
Zuo Xiaolan immediately acted like a loving mother. She patted Ye Ci's back and said with a smile, "Aiya, look at you. You're already so old. Why are you eating so quickly? It's not like anyone is going to take your food away from you. Look at you, how is Polang going to eat? The table is so dirty … "Zuo Xiaolan chuckled," You're already so old. Why did you spit out the wonton when you heard a kiss? That's not a big deal! Who hasn't been young before? Who hasn't been kissed before? I was just asking. If you didn't, just say so. Even if you did, you don't have to be so agitated. Look, look … "
Ye Ci was already coughing so hard that she couldn't speak. Now that her mother was teasing her, she couldn't even sit still. She thought sadly in her heart. Everyone in the family must know about the photos. This, this, this is too sad …
"Aiya, okay, okay. Stop coughing. It's not a big deal even if you were kissed. Actually, girls should have a few boyfriends before they get married. You have to find someone suitable, whether it's in terms of personality or mentality. Of course, it's also important that they're physiologically compatible. Size, size, it's very important …" Zuo Xiaolan patted Ye Ci's back as she continued to nag.
The consequence of this sentence was that almost everyone choked on their saliva. Ye Ci stood up with difficulty and looked sincerely at Zuo Xiaolan. She almost cried as she said, "Mom, I'm full. I still have to hang up, so I won't help you wash the dishes …" Then, she resolutely ran away.
Bai Mo was the next to run away, followed by Tan Polang, and finally Ye Nantian. He stood up, stared at Zuo Xiaolan for a while, and suddenly said, "Honey, you haven't tried on anyone before me. Are you satisfied with my size?"
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