A familiar smell
The chain reaction of Taibai Jinxing leaving the Heavenly Court was that the number of members in the Red Packet Server skyrocketed.
At that moment, there were more than a hundred members in the group. There were Great Immortals of the Heavenly Courts, as well as the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals protecting the Heavenly Courts …
However, their sole purpose in coming to this group was to seek the truth.
Immortality Peach Fairy: Great deity has appeared, but why did you come up to ask for a red packet (followed by a row of speechless emojis).
This little girl could be said to be the most gossipy person in the Heavenly Court. As long as there was gossip, there would be her presence.
God of Thunder: What red packets are you talking about? Don't you know how poor I am?
Mother of Lightning: Ditto.
Canopy Marshal: Look at what I, Old Pig, said. You guys don't believe me when I say that you have to give out red packets when you join the group.
Erlang Shen: Yeah, give me a red packet!
Old Lord Taishang: Send a Red Envelope!
Immortality Peach Fairy: Wow, Big Brother Pig, Big Brother Yang Jian, Old Lord, I haven't seen you in a long time.
Monkey King: Hehe, I, Old Sun, am here too!
God of Thunder: Oh, isn't everyone here again? Alright, I'll just stay here from now on. Anyway, that bunch in the Heavenly Court is like a pool of stagnant water, so boring.
Mother of Lightning: Ditto.
Ye Zichen was rather moved by this. When he first entered the Heavenly Court's chat group, these people were the most active.
However, many things happened later on, and the members were scattered.
Who would have thought that they would be able to meet again in their own group.
She shook her head and smiled. She remembered that he was a typical lurker when he first joined. He would sneak into the group every day to wait for red packets.
In the blink of an eye, so much time had passed.
"Don't be so emotional. Since we're all together now, shouldn't we show off our glory and send some red packets? This group is called the Red Packet Server. Do you think it's called that for nothing?"
He smiled faintly and sent a message in the group. The immortals in the group immediately started to complain about how poor they were.
Immortality Peach Fairy: Sky Sovereign is a bad person. He lets Yue Lao earn our cultivation experience every day and even wants us to send red packets.
God of Thunder: I am one of the poor.
Canopy Marshal: I think you're a miser, stingy. After being in the Heavenly Court for so long, Old Pig has never seen you send red packets.
Erlang Shen: Yeah, right.
Monkey King: Ditto.
God of Thunder: Hey, you guys … when did you start wearing the same pants?
Old Lord Taishang: Our revolutionary friendship isn't something you can understand. Little Lei, you're still too young.
Mother of Lightning: Has Lao Jun and Great Deity formed a united front?
Yue Lao, "Cough cough …"
God of Fortune: "Since none of you are giving out red packets, I'll set an example."
Ding dong.
As soon as he finished speaking, the God of Fortune sent out a red envelope.
Since Ye Zichen didn't have the habit of snatching red packets for a long time, his reaction was slightly slower …
He was too slow, and the red packets were all snatched up.
Not bad, it felt like when I first joined the group. Looking at the others' luck, it was no surprise that Yang Jian had the lowest.
Monkey King: Erlang Shen, my son, is one yuanbao enough to eat?
Erlang Shen: Monkey, don't think that laozi is still the same Yang Jian from back then. Laozi doesn't lack this bit of ingots.
Old Lord Taishang: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ever since Fight the Landlord appeared, Yang Jian's words have become more forceful. But don't you know who you won that money from?
Erlang Shen: Don't blame me for being muddle-headed.
Yue Lao: Are you saying that I'm senile?
Erlang Shen: Even if I don't say it, we all know it.
It was as if Yang Jian was born with a halo of hatred. Even Ye Zichen couldn't help but want to beat him up when he saw what he said.
The other deities in the group also acted as if they were watching a show, and shouted for them to fight.
Amongst them, Immortality Peach Fairy shouted the loudest.
Taibai Jinxing: What are you all shouting for!
The moment Taibai Jinxing appeared, all the deities in the group ignored Yang Jian and co.'s fight …
Immortality Peach Fairy: Taibai Jinxing, great deity, this little reporter wants to interview you. Why did you leave the Heavenly Court? Is it because the Heavenly Court has some dark secrets that we don't know about?
God of Thunder: The one above is right. Another question, why did you return all of your celestial positions?
Mother of Lightning: The one above asked a beautiful question. Another question. Rumor has it that you had a special relationship with the Jade Emperor back then. May I ask if this is true?
Canopy Marshal: What kind of weird question is this?
Monkey King: Why don't I, Old Sun, understand? Idiot, explain it to Old Sun.
Erlang Shen: They just want to ask if Geezer Taibai is the Jade Emperor's lover!
Yue Lao: Yang Jian, you exploded!
Old Lord Taishang: Yang Jian, you exploded!
Erlang Shen: What happened to me?
Just as Yang Jian was confused, Ye Zichen, who was sitting in the same room as Taibai Jinxing, felt a cold aura surge towards him.
He subconsciously looked up, and saw that Taibai Jinxing's old face had already turned purplish red.
"Hehehe …"
"Geezer, calm down. Yang Jian said that, don't go crazy in front of me! This house is rather expensive, you can't afford to pay for it if you break it! "
Ye Zichen gulped and replied. Taibai Jinxing acted as if he didn't hear half of it, while the cold aura around him became even denser.
Taibai Jinxing: Erlang Shen, something went wrong with this old man's phone just now. Can you explain it to me one more time?
Erlang Shen: What kind of crappy phone is that? How about I give you one? I said just now, the question they want to ask is whether you are the Jade Emperor's lover!
Yue Lao: …
Old Lord Taishang: …
Canopy Marshal: …
Ye Zichen: …
Should Yang Jian say that he was honest or stupid? He actually said it again!
"Hehehe …"
Taibai Jinxing, who was in the room, clenched his teeth so hard that they nearly shattered. Ye Zichen did not doubt that if Yang Jian was there, he would very likely be chopped into pieces.
Taibai Jinxing: Yang Jian, you've grown up!
Erlang Shen: Heh, it's all because of your teachings.
Immortality Peach Fairy: Why do I smell something different? Ahem, then this little reporter will leave first.
God of Thunder: Ditto.
Mother of Lightning: Ditto.
Taibai Jinxing: Good teaching, you really are good teaching! Let's get together when we have time, I'll definitely give you a good lesson.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li: Oh wow, did I, Old Li, miss something?
Third Prince Nezha: Hello, Grandpa Taibai.
Taibai Jinxing: Good boy.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li: Taibai, Old Li, I never understood why you left the Heavenly Court. Old Li, I know you want to get rid of demons, just tell me. Erlang Shen, Yang Jian, and my Nezha, can't the three of us help you?
Ye Zichen raised his eyebrows when he saw the message. I actually nearly forgot …
Although Yang Jian's bro is rather unreliable, and Third Prince Nezha is a silly shota, the two of them are truly generals of the Heavenly Court, and both of them have a large number of subordinates.
Erlang Shen: Geezer Li, don't say it like that. I'm already standing on Taibai's side.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li: Oh? You're saying that you'll send troops to help Taibai?
Erlang Shen: Mhmm, since my bro said that he's going to help this geezer, then I'll naturally help.
Monkey King: I, Old Sun, will also help. Recently, I've been teaching my monkeys on Mount Huaguo.
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