The Tragic Erlang Shen, Yang Jian
Yang Yushi.
This person would always randomly appear in the mouths of the people around him. Ye Zichen thought that he wouldn't have anything to do with her anymore, but Xiao Yumei actually mentioned her again.
"What's with that expression?" Xiao Yumei asked softly.
"Nothing, I just didn't think that you would actually be talking about her. She truly is a big shot. Would she be interested in a small medical company like ours? "Ye Zichen smiled faintly.
"Didn't you just say that we have to have confidence in the product? I have confidence that our company will become the leader of the skincare industry in the future," Xiao Yumei's eyes were filled with confidence.
Xiao Yumei's eyes were filled with confidence. This confidence wasn't groundless. She had absolute faith in this product.
It was impossible for a product that could quickly heal scars on the body and face, as well as beautify the skin.
"Yeah."
Ye Zichen's smile was a bit forced. To be honest, he didn't want to have too much contact with Yang Yushi.
"Then you'll be in charge of Yang Yushi's endorsement."
"No problem." "Even if we can't find Yang Yushi, it's not bad to get those girlfriends of yours to endorse. They don't look any worse than celebrities, it's just that they're a bit less popular."
"… Don't mess with me!"
Ye Zichen rolled his eyes speechlessly. Xiao Yumei truly had to find a chance to tease and tease him.
"Zeze, if I don't mess with you, am I supposed to mess with other people?"
As she spoke, Xiao Yumei subconsciously puffed out her ample chest. Ye Zichen squinted his eyes when he saw her flirtatious look …
"You're tempting me to commit a crime!"
An hour later, Ye Zichen unbuttoned his collar and sat sideways on the sofa. Xiao Yumei had a faint blush on her face as she leaned on his shoulder like a tamed kitten.
Buzz.
The phone on the table rang. Xiao Yumei stood up lazily and put the phone beside her ear. Not long later, she hung up the phone and smiled towards Ye Zichen.
"I'm going out to deal with some stuff."
"Mhmm!" Ye Zichen nodded with a smile, then lit a cigarette for himself and took out his phone …
He didn't know if he didn't look, but when he did, he was shocked.
There were 999 unread messages in his Red Packet Server.
He subconsciously looked at the number of members in the group. 7.
Glancing at the message on the screen, he realized that it was the Monkey King and Erlang Shen arguing.
Erlang Shen: Monkey, laozi wants to fight with you.
Monkey King: Hehe, my son, you …
Erlang Shen: If you're not convinced, let's fight.
Monkey King: I, Old Sun, am busy. I don't have time for you.
Erlang Shen: You're scared, right?
Monkey King: Do you think I, Old Sun, will be afraid of you? I, Old Sun, only need to send an avatar to beat the crap out of you.
Canopy Marshal: Where are you fighting? Send me your coordinates. I, Old Pig, will go and join in the fun.
God of Fortune: Peace brings wealth!
Old Lord Taishang: If you're injured, come buy medicine from me. Since we're all acquaintances, I'll give you a 20% discount.
Yue Lao: What's the point?
Erlang Shen: Yue Lao, you still dare to come out …
Yue Lao: True Lord Erlang, please calm down. This has nothing to do with me.
What's going on? Why is it related to Yue Lao?
Ye Zichen didn't have the patience to scroll through them one by one, so he just popped up in the group.
"What's going on? Everyone. "
Erlang Shen: Brother Nameless, bro is suffering!
Old Lord Taishang: It's just a small conflict between youngsters.
Yue Lao: A row of black emojis.
Monkey King: Only Idealism, I, Old Sun, will send you a private message.
Erlang Shen: You dare! Monkey King!
Monkey King: Is there anything I, Old Sun, don't dare to do? I, Old Sun, won't send a private message. I, Old Sun, will send it here.
As soon as he finished speaking, a short video appeared on the screen.
Ye Zichen clicked on the video with a look of confusion …
Ye Zichen was shocked when he saw the scene in the video. Isn't this the place for If You Are the One in the Heavenly Court?
He continued to watch …
Zoom.
Erlang Shen was wearing a silver armor, while the third eye on his forehead also shone with a faint white light. He held a three-pointed, double-edged divine sword in his hand and rode on a white horse, while the Howling Celestial Dog raised its proud head and swept its gaze over the fairies.
Even Ye Zichen couldn't help but be shocked when he saw this. He didn't expect his bro to be so cool …
Actually, it was all thanks to him. If it wasn't for him teaching Erlang Shen how to play Landlord, he would be so poor that he would have to sell his equipment. It was fortunate that Erlang Shen learned Landlord, so the current Erlang Shen could be considered as the most authentic tall, rich, and handsome person in the Heavenly Court!
If he was in the Modern Realm, who knows how many girls would chase after him …
But those fairies …
"Why is he here?"
"I don't know, I didn't hear that he would come to this show!"
"I heard my daddy say that he's the big bro in the Heavenly Court's shitty circle …"
"No, no, we can't have this kind of person!"
Shua shua shua shua …
All twenty-six candles were extinguished.
Yang Jian, who was in the video, was instantly shocked, while the Howling Celestial Dog beside him also didn't react, and merely stuck out its tongue in shock.
"Hey, don't get me confused. He blew it out because he doesn't want to date me …"
"We all know, hurry up and leave!"
One of the female guests spoke up, while the others all agreed. However, the Seven Fairies smiled apologetically, "We're distant relatives.
"We are distant relatives. Sorry!"
Erlang Shen, who was in the video, was truly shocked as he stared at the people around him …
"You guys don't like me … Laozi?" Erlang Shen shook his head, then spat on the ground. "Tsk, you don't like laozi? Laozi … I don't like you guys … A bunch of leftover girls that can't get married. I helped you guys out of your misery out of goodwill. Heh, you deserve to die alone."
Ye Zichen couldn't help but facepalm and sigh as he looked at Erlang Shen's pathetic appearance in the video.
So embarrassing, this is even more embarrassing than having all the candles extinguished.
But why does he sound so weird when he speaks?
Erlang Shen left bitterly in the video, and the video also ended. When Ye Zichen returned to the chat group, he saw Erlang Shen and the Monkey King bicker again.
"Erlang Shen, I've watched the video. My condolences."
Dingdong.
At that moment, Erlang Shen sent Ye Zichen a private message.
"Bro, you watched the video!"
"Mhmm," Ye Zichen nodded. Ye Zichen nodded. "It is rather embarrassing to have twenty-six female guests extinguish their candles, but what you said afterwards is even more embarrassing …"
"That's not me!" Erlang Shen, who sat in True Lord Erlang's manor, stomped his feet angrily. "That Erlang Shen is a monkey!"
"What?" Ye Zichen was shocked.
"That monkey gave me a bottle of monkey wine when he went on stage, so I fell asleep," Erlang Shen let out a long sigh. Erlang Shen lets out a long sigh, then says, "When I woke up, I realized that the matchmaking program had already ended."
"…"
Ye Zichen was truly speechless. This Great Sage is truly cruel. However, the Seventy-Two Transformations is truly amazing. If I learn it, then wouldn't I be able to make someone else take the blame!?
"But it's fine if he insulted me, I, Yang Jian, am not afraid of that. What I'm f * cking angry about is …"
Erlang Shen wanted to say something, but then stopped.
Ye Zichen raised his eyebrows, "Angry about what?"
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
