Lowly Erlang Shen
"Grandson, why are you in such a hurry to tag me? Do you want pocket money?"
When Ye Zichen didn't show himself, the deities all thought that they couldn't fight anymore, so they prepared to retreat.
But when this news came out, it immediately caused a huge uproar.
Erlang Shen: Little bastard, you've finally come out. Quickly report your celestial title.
What the hell was a celestial title? How could Ye Zichen have one?
He curled his lips and sent three disdainful emojis.
"What's the use of announcing your immortal name? Whoever is stronger will be the boss. Tell me your coordinates and we'll meet face to face."
The moment Ye Zichen said that, all the surrounding deities were shocked.
He thought to himself: This Celestial Sovereign is too cool. He actually dared to challenge Erlang Shen to a fight.
Erlang Shen was clearly stunned as well. He had been famous in the Immortal Realm for over a thousand years. Other than the monkey who dared to challenge him, everyone else had to take a detour whenever they saw him.
This kid actually dared to ask him out.
"Alright, let's meet face to face then."
He wasn't a War God for nothing. If Erlang Shen was afraid of a fight, then he wouldn't be able to survive in the future.
Ding dong.
Ye Zichen directly sent the map over. The moment the map was sent, the group fell silent once again.
"What is this?"
"I don't understand."
"I've never seen this before. What is this place?"
Erlang Shen was also dumbfounded. He did not understand what these crisscrossing lines were.
"What did you send?"
"This is my address, Bingcheng University of Science and Technology, come on."
"How?"
"Tsk, this is a secret place. I was only able to come here by chance. You ask me how I came here? How could I possibly know?"
"… …" Erlang Shen went silent for a while, then exploded. "You're messing with me, right?"
"You're not qualified to fool you. I've already told you the address. If you can come, then come. If you can't, then scram and feed the dogs. "
"I'm going to die of anger, I'm going to die of anger …"
Boom.
A catfight was about to break out.
Erlang Shen, as the number one force in the Celestial Realm, had never tasted defeat in thousands of years.
In the blink of an eye, Erlang Shen's hand speed exploded and filled the screen with his messages. Ye Zichen merely smiled in disdain when he saw that.
He casually sent an online joke over.
Although Ye Zichen didn't have the advantage in numbers, every word he said was critical.
"You little bastard."
"You're a dog of the Heavenly Court."
"Don't be arrogant in front of me. I'll beat the shit out of you if I see it."
"You're a dog of the Heavenly Court."
"You're playing dumb with me."
"You're a dog of the Heavenly Court."
"…"
"Your sister let a mortal sleep."
"…"
"Your sister also slept with a mortal."
"…"
"Your Chang 'e doesn't love you!"
"…"
Chang 'e: What does that have to do with me?
At the beginning, Ye Zichen would only say ten-odd sentences for Erlang Shen. Then, he would say one sentence for each of them. In the end, Erlang Shen didn't even know what to say anymore.
Ye Zichen had won the battle.
"Grandson, follow the coordinates and find him. You can't fight. "
Ye Zichen sent the message with a cold smile, followed by three emojis of disdain.
Ding dong.
Erlang Shen has sent you a friend request.
Accept.
"Grandson, what's up?"
Ye Zichen was still basking in the glory of his victory.
"Fellow immortal, I feel that we are fated. Why don't we become sworn brothers?"
…
What the hell?
Sworn brothers.
As expected, Ye Zichen took a look at the friendliness level behind Erlang Shen.
100。
Friendly.
This bastard is a scumbag, right? He even scolded me high after scolding me. Damn.
"No."
Ye Zichen directly refused. However, Erlang Shen sent another message over.
"Bro, we got to know each other through fighting. This god has never met a worthy opponent in the fighting circles of the celestial realm. The so-called experts are lonely. Seriously, I'm too empty. Every time I start a fight, it's to find someone who can defeat me. Today, you finally appeared … "
"…"
"Bro, I sincerely want to become sworn brothers with you. You should also know that I'm like this in the Heavenly Court! "
After Erlang Shen said that, he even sent a thumbs up.
Number one.
Then where did the Jade Emperor rank him?
However, Ye Zichen thought about it. Becoming sworn brothers with Erlang Shen isn't too bad.
To be honest, he was too impulsive when he fought with Erlang Shen in the group. If any deity pointed out that they had never seen him before, or if Erlang Shen asked him to say his celestial title, then he would be exposed.
If he became sworn brothers with Erlang Shen, then even if he was exposed, he would directly Erlang Shen.
Erlang Shen would definitely be able to tear the person who criticized him into pieces.
"Alright, sworn brothers."
Dingdong.
Erlang Shen requests to become sworn brothers with you.
Accept.
Dingdong.
Your intimacy level with Erlang Shen increased by 100. Current intimacy level: Trusted. You are 400 away from Respected.
Ye Zichen raised his eyebrows.
He didn't think that the intimacy level would increase by 100. This was because he had been in the deity group for so long.
The first Trusted was born.
"Bro, how should I address you?"
"This sovereign's Dharma name is Nameless, you can just call me Brother Nameless."
"Brother Nameless."
Erlang Shen was extremely friendly, causing Ye Zichen to feel the magic of trust.
Now, even if the Jade Emperor told Erlang Shen that Ye Zichen wasn't a deity and kicked him out of the group, this idiot would have to fight with the Jade Emperor.
"Brother Nameless, add my family's Howling Celestial Dog as a friend. If you can't find me here in the future, you can send me a message from Howling Celestial Dog."
Xiao Celestial Dog has sent a friend request.
Accept.
Xiao Tianquan: Woof woof woof …
F * ck!
It was indeed a dog.
Ding dong.
Ye Zichen's phone suddenly rang. When he took a look, he saw that it was Erlang Shen who sent him a red packet.
This Erlang Shen really knows what to do.
Ye Zichen smiled and opened the red packet.
You have received Erlang Shen's red packet.
Invincible Vajra x1.
Invincible Vajra.
It seemed to be the Monkey King's skill.
"I don't know what to give Brother Nameless either. This is a secret manual that I sent Xiao Tianquan to steal from the monkey a while ago. I'm giving it to Brother Nameless."
This Howling Celestial Dog was quite capable.
How could he steal a secret manual from the Monkey King? It seemed like the Monkey King had always been the one stealing from others.
However, to be honest, Ye Zichen really wanted the Seventy-Two Transformations.
"Brother, this Invincible Vajra is a skill of the Monkey King. I can barely use it. I wonder if the Seventy-two Transformations can … "
"Brother Nameless, it's not that I'm stingy, the main thing is that the Seventy-two Transformations is too special …"
"Alright, then never mind."
Ye Zichen didn't force it since he couldn't trick it. It was already good enough that it had the Invincible Vajra. Thinking about it, since this guy already gave him a secret manual, Ye Zichen looked around.
Coincidentally, a storybook entered his sight.
Scan.
Erlang Shen received your red packet.
"This is?"
"Open it and take a look. It's definitely useful for you. Do you know why you can't beat me in a fight? It's all because of this book. "
"Then I have to take a good look."
Dingdong.
Your intimacy level with Erlang Shen increased by 50. Current intimacy level: Trusted, 350 away from Respected.
Ugh.
This number …
Ye Zichen smiled helplessly, then clicked open the Treasure Chest.
Invincible Vajra!
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