Chapter 90
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Being an internet celebrity meant that you are an internet celebrity.
Nowadays, internet celebrities have become a rising star. They don't need to sing or act in movies. They don't even need to be talented.
As long as they manage it well, a famous internet celebrity can get tens of millions of fans.
A picture of a pet can get tens of thousands of likes.
A selfie with a cute mouth can get hundreds of thousands of fans to go crazy.
Every move of the celebrity will attract the attention of the fans. Every smile and frown can move the hearts of the fans.
Just thinking about it makes me feel good!
At this very moment.
That was the feeling that Chen had.
Half a leftover steamed bun and a bowl of plain white porridge that didn't look very attractive had already received thousands of reposts and comments in just a few minutes.
And the number was still increasing.
"Haha … It feels good to be a celebrity!"
Chen held his cellphone and started to fantasize. "When I have more fans, will there be companies looking for me to shoot an advertisement? Will there be a director who will choose me to act in a movie? Will there be someone who will write songs for me and give me a concert? Wahaha … "
Ding!
Suddenly, Chen's cellphone vibrated.
Tang Sanzang: Hi, God Chen! If you want to cleanse an evil spirit, you should look for me! This poor monk's Purple Gold Meditation Staff costs 998 Three Realms merit points per day, and it even comes with a free Dharma ritual!
Chen: Erm … I don't want to rent it (sweating). I want to cleanse an evil spirit. It doesn't have a lot of evil thoughts. Using the Purple Golden Staff is like using a butcher's knife to kill a chicken!
Tang Sanzang: I see … Then, let me recommend you a Vajra Bodhi Bracelet that I personally consecrated and protected. Also, a Salvation Scripture. Just 998 merit points, and you can bring these two treasures home!
Erm …
Chen was shocked by the last part of the sentence.
"I just became an internet celebrity. After paying 998 merit points, my charm will drop a lot …"
Chen was not happy about it.
But, if I don't pay the merit points, I can't cleanse that evil spirit. Keeping it locked up like this is not a solution.
"Forget it. I can earn more merit points in the future. I should buy those two treasures first. I can use them again after I use them up."
Chen thought for a while and sent the merit points to Tang Sanzang. Ding!
[Deducted 998 merit points. (Charm -100, Luck -100)]
Chen felt his heart ache when he received the notification. This was the merit points that he had exchanged with his life!
Chen: Master! Master Sanzang! I've already sent you the merit points! Why don't you send me the prayer beads and scriptures!
Xuanzang: I'm doing my morning class now. God Chen, wait for me for three hours. I'll be back soon.
"I'll wait your sister!"
Chen was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
He had endured the pain of paying 998 Three Realms Merit Points, yet Xuanzang still wanted him to wait for three hours.
This kind of after-sales service was definitely a bad review! Are there any?
"Morning exercise, right? I told you to do it! "
The more Chen thought about it, the angrier he got. So, he went to a popular website.
The homepage was filled with all kinds of girls.
A royal sister, a wife, and a little loli! Stockings, uniforms, transvestism! As long as you can think of it, this website has it!
Most importantly, most of the girls didn't like to wear any clothes …
Chen quickly picked the three hottest and sexiest pictures and sent them to Xuanzang.
Xuanzang: Amitabha. I've sinned … God Chen! What are you doing?
Chen: Hurry up and send me the pictures. If not, I'll make sure that you won't be able to do your morning class! Don't blame me for not warning you. I have more erotic and violent pictures with me!
Xuanzang: What? (Three surprised emojis) I have more erotic and violent pictures! Can you send This Penniless Monk a few more?
Blarrgghh …
Chen almost fell to the ground when he saw the reply.
Is this bald donkey a pervert? Isn't this a little too ruinous?
Xuanzang: God Chen, please don't misunderstand me. I want these pictures to train my Buddha's heart and resist the temptation of beauty. This is also a part of my training!
Chen: Don't give me that! Send me the things that I want right now!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xuanzang. You have received a King Kong Bodhi Bracelet. It has been kept inside your treasure chest.]
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xuanzang. You have received a Salvation Scripture. It has been kept inside your treasure chest.]
"That's more like it!" Chen pursed his lips.
Xuanzang: God Chen, can you send me a few more pictures?
Chen: No, I can't.
Xuanzang: Why?
Chen: These pictures are very hard to get! Colorful! High definition! No horses! I need to spend a lot of effort to get them!
Xuanzang: Hmm, compared to the erotic pictures that I usually see, these pictures are really rare!
F * ck!
This idiot looks at erotic pictures! He is definitely a pervert!
Chen's worldview was ruined.
Xuanzang: God Chen, please don't misunderstand me! I really want to train my Buddha's heart!
Chen: I don't care why you do it! Just 998 and you can bring home a set of erotic pictures!
Xuanzang: What? 998？ That's too expensive!
Chen: Sorry, I don't want to bargain with you! I learned this from you. Take it or leave it!
Xuanzang: …
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xuanzang. You have received 998 merit points. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"Hmph! Compete with me in business! You are still too young! "
Chen smiled evilly, picked a few erotic pictures and sent them to Xuanzang.
Xuanzang: Thank you so much, God Chen. I will go into seclusion to train now! Talk to you later!
Chen did not care if he was really going to train or do something embarrassing …
He activated the merit points in his treasure chest. Ding!
[Congratulations! You have received 998 merit points!] Ding!
[Your current merit points are 2287. You need 7713 points to go to the next level!] Ding!
[Super Philanthropist (Charm + 200, Luck + 200)]
"Haha! Brother's Charm is back! This is like exchanging a few erotic pictures for two of Xuanzang's treasures! Awesome! "
Chen grinned from ear to ear. He was feeling really good right now.
Then, he took out the Spirit Cage, King Kong Bodhi Bracelet, and the Expiation Scripture from his treasure chest.
In order to expiate an evil spirit, one must use the pure Yang power of the Buddhist instrument and chant the scripture to cleanse the evil spirit.
Even though Chen was not a monk, the King Kong Bodhi Bracelet was blessed by Xuanzang himself. It was more than enough to deal with a low-level evil spirit.
He flipped through the book with one hand and moved the prayer beads with the other.
Chen started to chant the scripture from the Spirit Cage.
Through the Netherspirit Battlescouter, he could see wisps of black smoke rising from the Spirit Cage.
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